April 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Looks more asleep than a blink.
May 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Looks more asleep than a blink.
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
June 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
We still fuck with Paz? blink blink blink
July 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We still fuck with Paz? blink blink blink
HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
February 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
[blink]
Trump: "Every time I hear our country is doing well, I say, that's too bad."
August 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
[blink]
October 25, 2024 at 4:13 PM
if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41
December 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41
MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink
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December 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink
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Trump: "Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine’s Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
April 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human https://theonion.com/new-meta-glasses-feature-reminds-users-to-blink-to-appear-human/
August 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human https://theonion.com/new-meta-glasses-feature-reminds-users-to-blink-to-appear-human/
Democracy can go in a blink.
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Democracy can go in a blink.
Out: the weave
In: the blink
In: the blink
Trump denies what we've all seen with our own eyes -- that he regularly falls asleep during on camera events -- instead saying he's just "blinking."
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” (4/6)
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” (4/6)
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Out: the weave
In: the blink
In: the blink
i love catching him in the middle of a slow blink at me
July 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i love catching him in the middle of a slow blink at me
Wow, that is one long blink!
June 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Wow, that is one long blink!