A gift for babybean @lavabean.bsky.social
A gift for babybean @lavabean.bsky.social
#nimagery
#nimagery
Me: that's Sam Reich's catchphrase
Babybean, mildly offended: well it's my catchphrase too!
I'm not gonna argue with a five year old lol
#samreich #gamechanger #babybean
Me: that's Sam Reich's catchphrase
Babybean, mildly offended: well it's my catchphrase too!
I'm not gonna argue with a five year old lol
#samreich #gamechanger #babybean
Me: what are you famous for?
Babybean maintains eye contact and makes fart sounds.
I don't know what I was expecting
#parenting #funnykid
Me: what are you famous for?
Babybean maintains eye contact and makes fart sounds.
I don't know what I was expecting
#parenting #funnykid
I cleared the rest of those stairs so fast 😱 #parenting #babybean
I cleared the rest of those stairs so fast 😱 #parenting #babybean
ExCUSE?!!
ExCUSE?!!
Me:.. Why is there a dinosaur in it?
Babybean: haHA! MISCHIEF!
Me:.. Why is there a dinosaur in it?
Babybean: haHA! MISCHIEF!
Babybean: nuh-uh
Oh okay then.
Babybean: nuh-uh
Oh okay then.
.... What does sus mean?
Me: kinda suspicious?
Babybean: oh well glitter is definitely supishuss
.... What does sus mean?
Me: kinda suspicious?
Babybean: oh well glitter is definitely supishuss
Babybean (dramatically): nooooo let me melt! I wanna experience life as a puddle
#babybeanquotes #parenting #funnykid
Babybean (dramatically): nooooo let me melt! I wanna experience life as a puddle
#babybeanquotes #parenting #funnykid
How old does she think I am? 💀
How old does she think I am? 💀