#babysitter
Maybe I can’t be the babysitter all the time 🙈
📸- @soggybug.bsky.social
November 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
in todays issue, issue #177 of My Babysitter Wears Bigger Diapers Than Me, we learn 'how does this keep happening'
November 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Hot take, but Jareth the Goblin King was a better babysitter than Sara.
November 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Could still totally be the babysitter, right?

📸- @soggybug.bsky.social
November 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mom and the Babysitter
November 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I was raised atheist but went to a Christian babysitter for one week in 1999 and I’d take a bullet for that tomato
November 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Me, the babysitter that wears bigger diapers
November 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
been thinking about calling ur babysitter mom & cumming a lot recently
November 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Share a GIF that reminds you of your childhood! 🖤
November 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
When the babysitter remembers the name of your most special plushie >>>>>
November 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
New babysitter is here
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
THIS IS ADORABBLEEE!!!!!!!!!
One of my fav tropes, babysitter to baby sksksk
November 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Leaving the nithya party to relieve our babysitter, but the vibes are IMMACULATE
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Babysitter rule no. 1: "Littles don't hold it when they have to go potty."
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We don’t need to get
A babysitter, when we’ve
Got a teenager.
November 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Littles topping their babysitter middles is an unexplored dynamic that should be talked about more imo
November 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
So when a maga cult Christian Mother of 2 goes into premature labor, gets a babysitter & a ride to the ER…..
then the Nurse tells her, your baby is not alive, we can’t help you, bc it can be called an abortion. Horrific way to die & leave orphaned kids.
Refusing care is murder. One in 4 preg. End.
November 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
When I was eight, the babysitter brought Poltergeist for us to watch together because it was my favorite movie.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Kinktober: Babysitter Role-Reversal! Second drawing has light mess/wet
Commission for @faebrynn.bsky.social !
November 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Susie Wiles was the babysitter, not the adult. There are no adults.
November 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"I don't have to do what you say because my name is Sharkey and you're just the babysitter."
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Babysitter rule no. 2: "The big boy potty is to be used under no circumstances."
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Mummy, stepmum, grandma, babysitter, friends mum
November 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
eating out ur babysitter so good they reconsider sending you to bed early
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I’m such a lucky diaper cuck I get to have mushy knee bouncies from the babysitter I have a crush on 😖😖😖
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM