One day I'm going to start an entire thread of #badlyrics . I have a pretty large catalog of lines I have misheard.

Hello, Mary Lou, goodbye, heart
Sweet Mary Lou, I'm so in love with you
I knew Mary Lou, we'd never part
But then I stabbed you in your lousy heart
So, goodbye, Mary Lou, hello heart!

Ugh. I’m bad at this.

#badlyrics #wronglyrics
#writing

LIVE I'm a nosferatu, yes I am. I eat my rats, and I sleep all day. I cut down punks, I sneak in alleys, I go to the sewer system.
#badlyrics
#retrogaming
#whatsahashtag

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R Kelly, so bad it's good: "We got food everywhere. As if the party was catered." #badlyrics

Helldivers 2 - For Democrity! 16:9 #Threads #ZTeam #TheBlitzNation #Shenanigans #SillyDivers #BadLyrics #500KG

Helldivers 2 - For Democrity! 9:16 #Bluesky#ZTeam #TheBlitzNation #Shenanigans #SillyDivers #BadLyrics #500KG

🎵 Beat you half to death
🎵🎵🎵
Roseanna Roseanne 🎵
#BadLyrics

I swear this is what Whitney's singing...

> There's a boy, I know, he's the one I dream of;
> Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clowns of blood.

#whitneyhouston #howwilliknow #music #badlyrics #whatishappening

Skillet’s “Monster” reminds me of Coriolanus, except that singer John Cooper would like to hear his nothings monstered.
#Skillet #Monster #MusicCriticism #SongReview #NickCave #PostGrunge #NuMetal #ChristianRock #MusicSnark #Coriolanus #BadLyrics
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And now, the end is near
And so I face the final chapter
I’ve live a life of fear
And I face a flock of raptor!
I am about to be
Torn into tiny tidbits
But more, much more than this
I’ll become just dinosaur shit
#badlyrics #writing