#ballsack
John Ballsack
October 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
bro im sorry. im afraid your ballsack is just unusual
October 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
October 29, 2026 at 11:07 AM
October 28, 2026 at 6:04 AM
they literally invented numbers and algebra you fucking weathered leather ballsack
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
October 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Picks your balls up off the floor with my teeth by the extra sag like your ballsack is a lion cub
October 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
lest see how bad you losers wanna be churned inside my ballsack
#cockvore #vore #balls #churn #churning #churned #cock
October 30, 2026 at 5:30 AM
No Nut November is coming up soon, you what that means!

✨ Long term ball entrapment~! ✨

Who's looking forward to spending a whole month trapped in a ballsack? :3
I'm taking volunteers~

#cockvore #endo
October 29, 2026 at 11:46 AM
they invented fucking algebra, you sub-sentient talking ballsack
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
October 27, 2026 at 4:41 AM
wishing you a spooky (and drippy) #fcf 🎃
#fatcockfriday
October 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Anyway please enjoy this biblically accurate ballsack graffiti
October 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
October 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
October 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i once talked about how i want to draw legoshis ballsack and everyone in chat went off about the merits of beastars and how it ended so poorly and the anime was kinda mid and i was like... i just wanna draw that fat nutsack swanging around guys i am not in the business of prestige writing
October 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Big silver ballsack
October 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
palmer luckey can drop as many bombs as he wants as long as shaves that fuckass billygoat ballsack goatee
October 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
There were multiple popular stand up comedians who did bits about the prequels sucking that killed.

Ill never forget Patton Oswalt's bit comparing the prequels to Jon Voights ballsack 😂
October 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Why is it as hot as Satan's ballsack on October 29?
It's really fucked up that SSRIs increase your sensitivity to heat. I am already sensitive to heat! I just want to not sweat through my clothes and also not want to kill myself.
October 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
In business, this is known as, "tripping over your own ballsack".
October 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Luckily nobody listens or takes this clown seriously in the slightest.
The man is a walking talking ballsack.
October 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I cast: Tungsten Ballsack.
October 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
October 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
October 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM