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g-ushtemp.bsky.social

@g-ushtemp.bsky.social

I have seen Bananathaniel be a hopeless horny nerd. I have seen him being the sleeve on the end of vib's pecker. but have you considered him lowkey making his fellow bizzyboys want him carnally

October 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM

straw’s hole

@strawzzhole.bsky.social

Might I add I have come around the whims of being treated like a horse. It’s hard to explain it with a Bananathaniel profile but think of it as the cinepile believes that the best life is becoming a race horse for someone dear to her.

October 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM

Blazing Whore

@blazingwhore.bsky.social

Some doodles! #greatgodgrove #ggg #patty #cobigail #inspekta #huzzlemug #bauhauzzo #bananathaniel

September 18, 2026 at 1:35 PM

Idril Whatsit (Commissions Open)

@idril-whatsit.bsky.social

The BizzyBoys are on da case !

#GreatGodGrove #Bizzyboys #Fanart

A line up of all the bizzyboys from the game Great God Grove. From left to right : Capochin, Patty, Alexei, Vibiano, Bananathaniel and Grujaja.

Capochin, of course, is leading the group, a whistle in hand and looking back at his men, a wide movement of his other arm signaling them to follow, which they do with varying enthusiasm. Patty looks determined, Alex is looking back and seems startled by something behind them all (I don't remember what, lol), Vib is nonchalant and playfully sticks their tongue out, Ban is exhausted and can bearly keep up the pace, and Gruja, traffic cone in hand and not on his head, doesn't even bother moving any faster than at walk speed, visibly... worried ? On edge ? He's not doing too good in any case.

Unlike how they all look alike aside from a few accessories in game, here they all have distinct physical traits. Capochin however is the one looking the closest to how he is in game.

Close up of Capochin, Patty and Alexei.
Like previously mentioned, Capochin looks the most how he does in game, with the addition of some unkempt stubble on his chin and dark circles under his eyes. Speaking of his eyes, they have a square-ish shape, even down to the pulips. His irises are a light cyan.

Patty has a rounder face and big bright eyes with pastel pink irises. Her fur is blue-er than it is in game, and her wavy hair is a deep shade of purple/blue. This same shade is also showing at the end of her fuzzy tail.

Alexei has a pointier face, longer ears, rhombus shaped eyes, light orange irises and almond pupils. His fur is green-ish and has short, pointy and zig-zaggy, olive coloured hair, with a few blond streaks if you squint. He has a longer and somewhat fluffy tail, and it bends in some places, zig-zagging also. Aside from his red shades, he also sports copper piercings on his right ear and has fingerless gloves.

A close up on Vibiano, Bananathaniel and Grujaja.
Vibiano has a face across round and pointy. Their eyes are round and half lidded, irises are a pale shade of lilac, and wear some make up, purple eyeshadow and some blush. They have silver earings and a silver tongue piercing.
Their fur is a light shade of blue, their thick curly dark hair, about shoulder length, tailored in puffs at the lower back of their head. A similar puff of dark hair is at the very end of their tail, forming a cute pompom.
The golden button on their jacket is heart shaped unlike the others' round one, showing they've been experimenting with the uniforms a little.

Ban's face is across round and square (though hard to tell with the angle his head is tilted in). The shape of his one open eye seems fairly square-ish, the iris is a pastel lime shade.
He has a thin pencil style moustache and a triangular goatee. His fur is light green and has darker (leafy ?) green, fairly straight and short hair. That same shade of green grows half-way through his tail up to its shaggy end.

Grujaja has the roundest face of them all, the chin being neither pointy or flat. His eyes are oddly rounded triangles, irises a pale blue.
His fur is a bit of a desaturated cyan, and dark indigo, slightly ruffled hair, longer on the right side of his head than his left. His tail is also somewhat ruffled despite having a thin fur coat on it, the tip of it being comparable to a used up paint brush.

June 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM

Fangtasty 🥪😋 (18+)

@il-fangtasty.bsky.social

I need self-indulgent art of Bananathaniel.. I need him being made fun of and getting all pissy about it even though he has a boner. Everyone make fun of his tiny cock now!!!

April 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM

➶ SOULS ➴ ┊「 xe/they 」

@witheredsouls.bsky.social

I transferred them all from my 3DS Tomodachi Life version and edited them in the new updated mii maker. I'll probably tweak Godpoke a bit eventually & Huzzle definitely is the least accurate ahaha. I prioritized their faces still being able to emote over 100% accuracy :)

(ft. Bizzy headcanons)

a screenshot of Inspekta, the BizzyBoys & Godpoke in Tomodachi Life; Living the Dream

Left to right:

Inspekta
Capochin (his hair is in a ponytail)
Alexei
Bananathaniel
Grujaja
Patty
Vibiano
Godpoke

A screenshot of the Gods from Great God Grove in Tomodachi Life; Living the Dream.

Left to right;

Miss Mitternacht
Bauhauzzo
Huzzle Mug
Thespius
Click Clack
Cobigail
Inspekta
King

Huzzle Mug & Bauhauzzo on a seesaw / teeter-totter

Click Clack & Thespius in a love-cutscene, both having grown up to the sky. They're giggling and saying "We're like two gigantic peas in a pod!"

April 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM

Dur-tea clown 🔞

@syvlingvrstet.bsky.social

I NEED some more bananathaniel art I generally don't see enough of him

March 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM

BeeZee🔞

@bzbzgetbusy.bsky.social

We (yes WE) are sacrificing Bananathaniel Great God Grove

(but only after his checkup. I like watching him daydream)

January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM

Fangtasty 🥪😋 (18+)

@il-fangtasty.bsky.social

More people need to draw Bananathaniel fat this is my protest #greatgodgrope

December 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM

🦇🦇🦇

@interstella5555.bsky.social

Good morning #greatgodgrove

Bananathaniel and Alexei posing side by side, arms crossed, looking confidently at the viewer. A caption below them reads "Blowjob Brothers"

November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM

paunchdrunk🔞

@incriminynation.bsky.social

bananathaniel finally finding his missing camera and discovering several compromising videos he doesn't remember taking of what looks like capochin and another coworker #greatgodgrope

September 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM

raven(´・ω・｀)

@coffinshaped.bsky.social

Some Alexei and Bananathaniel doodles!

#greatgodgrove #ggg #gggfanart #gggbizzyboys #gggalexei #gggbananathaniel

September 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM

FREAK NASTY

@dirtycofffin.bsky.social

I feel like we all influence each others designs a bit lol! Seems like the consensus for the most part is Bananathaniel seems like the most likely to actually have the sprites hairstyle. I'm my personal headacanon, he actually has somewhat curly hair that he straightens everyday while in the Bizzys!

August 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM

Fangtasty 🥪😋 (18+)

@il-fangtasty.bsky.social

I need to draw Sundae and Bananathaniel together for my own personal enrichment... OC x canon my beloved

August 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM

Fangtasty 🥪😋 (18+)

@il-fangtasty.bsky.social

I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCHHH THIS IS PEAM.... I love pervert Bananathaniel so much oh my god I'll never starve

August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM

🎭 Samsa/Micha ☀️

@poobit-pespillo.bsky.social

patty´s sign so cutieful and then theres bananathaniel not even fitting why you make ur name so fuckass long boy

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August 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM

Leoremiii ⭐️ COMMS OPEN

@leoremiii.bsky.social

Bizzyboys Body HCs !!
#greatgodgrove #ggg

Image depicts an illustration of 5 full-body figures standing side by side together: Vibiano, Patty, Grujaja, Bananathaniel, and Alexei.

They are all wearing dark blue shorts.

Vibiano is the third tallest and has a semi-muscular yet fuller build. He has top surgery scars and chest hair.

Patty is the shortest and is fat. She has arm hair and leg hair, and is looking to the side.

Grujaja is the second tallest and has a wide fat muscular build. He’s covered in scars all over his body, and has body hair all over.

Bananathaniel is the tallest and has a slimmer yet fuller build.

Alexei is the second shortest and is fat. Both of their hands are on their hips and they have a cheerful expression.

July 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM

Gancena

@gancena.bsky.social

*PUNCHES IN*

9:17 HERE AS THE BIZZYBOYS OF #GREATGODGROVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Vu...

Grujaja is recording. Singing in order: Bananathaniel, Patty, Vibiano, Alexei (s/o for the "something to eat" lyric for inspiring the entire thread tbh)

Clean TikToks to show Victorian Children

YouTube video by PlayStation OfficiaI

www.youtube.com

July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM

!! MICHAEL !!

@michaelsreality.bsky.social

Second Page.
Panel 1: Capochin sits down on his ass with a relaxed look on his face as the "Oh My Partner" cast rehearses in the background. Byella says her lines "We used to work so well together, Styella!"
Panel 2: A continuation of panel 1, where Capochin looks back at the rehearsal. Byella continues, "It PA-A-AINS my little heart-"
Panel 3: A close up on Byella as she says "How did this partnership go so WRONG?"
Panel 4: A close up on Styella as she stands in front of Byella and says "Why, we've nahglected ouwah friendship, Byella!"
Panel 5: A silhouette of Styella and Byella standing in front of each other as Styella says "We nevah spend TIME togetha, we nevah TALK."
Panel 6: A dramatic compostion of Styella emotionally yelling at Byella with the rift behind them as she says "I just cain't take it... OPEN yoah EYES." her speech glowing in the rift behind them. There is a panel of Inspekta and Capochin at the bottom middle of the panel as Inspekta looks down at Capochin with crazy eyes and a sinister smile, and Capochin looks up at the performance and the rift with a dreadful expression on this face. End ID/.

Third page.
Panel 1: Capochin gets up and runs off while he says "...Yeesh! I need ta get away from this ruckus..." and the panel is separated by Inspekta looking at him walk off.
Panel 2: Capochin enters the HobbyHoo Strip and Patty and Alexei look at him, as Patty announces "OH, HEY! It's da BOSS!"
Panel 3: Patty stands in front of the other Bizzyboys, with her fingers pointed together and the others looking at Capochin with big puppy eyes. Patty says" Heeey, Capooo. Can we get a remindah on what we're supposed to be doin' again?"
Panel 4: Capo side eyes everyone with a glare and says "You..."
Panel 5: Capochin yells "DRAIN HEADS!" at everyone as everyone else winces at his volume. Except Vibiano who is blushing gay style. End ID/.

Fourth Page
Panel 1: Capochin looks belligerent as he gestures to a representation of Styella's head and yells "I thought I told ya's to investigate SPAGHETTI LADY!!"
Panel 2: He furiously throws his hands up and yells again "WHAT IN DA DRAIN HAPPENED TO THAT!"
Panel 3: Patty, Alexei, Bananathaniel, and Vibiano stand in a line as they all list off their reasons. Patty says "Well ya see... we started investigating a guy with a pig..." Alexei says, "It was a really cool pig..." Ban says " He reminded me of this one film where..." and his speech trails off. Vibiano says "Wardrobe needed some fixin' tho..."
Panel 4: Capochin looks pissed off as the Bizzies apologize to him out of frame. Patty "We're REEEALLY sorry, Capochin, sir." Alexei "We'll do bettah next time!" Vibiano" You okay, Cappy?"
Panel 5: Capochin holds a hand up to the Bizzyboys and says "THAT'S ENOUGH, BOYS."
Panel 6: Capochin defeatedly walks off into the Soul Cricket as he tells his boys "If you wanna make it up to me then just stay outta my way. I'm gonna go get a drink..." End ID/.

July 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM

BeeZee🔞

@bzbzgetbusy.bsky.social

Joke's on you because I CAN

although it's more the surprise that someone both knows his full name and is willing to say it that's the main feeling, like someone just says in a teasing voice "see you later, bananathaniel" and he fogs up at it. the furthest anyone's ever called him is Bana or Banan

June 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM

🔞AgenderTits

@agendertits.bsky.social

YESS imagining them pulling each other away from work because they crave the sound of their whole name it's addicting
But as much as I LOOOVE the idea I cannot take someone saying "bananathaniel" in a sexy whispering voice seriously
I feel like they'd burst out laughing and apologize for laughing

June 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM