I believe the bankteller should put all the money in the bag and stop screaming.
May 20, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I believe the bankteller should put all the money in the bag and stop screaming.
Bankteller: Your account is overdrawn.
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows, but here we are.
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows, but here we are.
July 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Bankteller: Your account is overdrawn.
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows, but here we are.
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows, but here we are.
Jolene was based on that bankteller who kept flirting with Dolly’s husband, but *named after* a young girl whom Dolly met at a meet and greet, and told, “I’m going to write a song about you.”
August 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Jolene was based on that bankteller who kept flirting with Dolly’s husband, but *named after* a young girl whom Dolly met at a meet and greet, and told, “I’m going to write a song about you.”
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and bankteller is a nap squirrel
March 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
and bankteller is a nap squirrel
"if any of these are counterfeit, you're subject to prosecution... or digestion, whichever i feel more like doin'."
owed @rakugoraccoon.bsky.social a pic of her bankteller etheed :3
owed @rakugoraccoon.bsky.social a pic of her bankteller etheed :3
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"if any of these are counterfeit, you're subject to prosecution... or digestion, whichever i feel more like doin'."
owed @rakugoraccoon.bsky.social a pic of her bankteller etheed :3
owed @rakugoraccoon.bsky.social a pic of her bankteller etheed :3
German Bankteller: Alright, I need your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Which of the two?
German Bankteller: Your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Of what, tho?
Chinese Tourist: Which of the two?
German Bankteller: Your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Of what, tho?
January 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
German Bankteller: Alright, I need your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Which of the two?
German Bankteller: Your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Of what, tho?
Chinese Tourist: Which of the two?
German Bankteller: Your IBAN.
Chinese Tourist: Of what, tho?
Emmanuel drops a brand new police station next to the bank that is being robbed while Ren is rizzing up a cute bankteller.
September 17, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Emmanuel drops a brand new police station next to the bank that is being robbed while Ren is rizzing up a cute bankteller.
Still rewatching Insecure and it still blows me that Issa cheated on Lawrence on the same day that Lawrence resisted being tempted by thirsty bankteller Tasha. He really was keeping it together for her.
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Still rewatching Insecure and it still blows me that Issa cheated on Lawrence on the same day that Lawrence resisted being tempted by thirsty bankteller Tasha. He really was keeping it together for her.
Like imagine meeting your bankteller and his name is "Bo Nix" like sir what are you doing without your pads on
October 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Like imagine meeting your bankteller and his name is "Bo Nix" like sir what are you doing without your pads on
Finding North (1998)
TMDB score 49%
Rhonda, a big-haired bankteller from Brooklyn, encounters Travis, naked, suicidal and about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. Mistaking him for her perfect man, she stalks him all the way to Danton, Texas. Along the way she slowly comes to realize he is gay and
TMDB score 49%
Rhonda, a big-haired bankteller from Brooklyn, encounters Travis, naked, suicidal and about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. Mistaking him for her perfect man, she stalks him all the way to Danton, Texas. Along the way she slowly comes to realize he is gay and
August 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Finding North (1998)
TMDB score 49%
Rhonda, a big-haired bankteller from Brooklyn, encounters Travis, naked, suicidal and about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. Mistaking him for her perfect man, she stalks him all the way to Danton, Texas. Along the way she slowly comes to realize he is gay and
TMDB score 49%
Rhonda, a big-haired bankteller from Brooklyn, encounters Travis, naked, suicidal and about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. Mistaking him for her perfect man, she stalks him all the way to Danton, Texas. Along the way she slowly comes to realize he is gay and
not to be all "they should put geno and fawful in mario kart" but i remembered today how many alternate costumes mimi gets in super paper mario. and well that would go crazy in mario kart world
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not to be all "they should put geno and fawful in mario kart" but i remembered today how many alternate costumes mimi gets in super paper mario. and well that would go crazy in mario kart world
well, okay, 580 random cats will be thrown into the hole with you every day, there is a chance you will happen to get bankteller
May 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
well, okay, 580 random cats will be thrown into the hole with you every day, there is a chance you will happen to get bankteller
It's Linda The Bankteller
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
It's Linda The Bankteller
Oops, meant to send this to my bankteller
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Oops, meant to send this to my bankteller
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November 9, 2024 at 5:26 AM
🕰️✨ Ever wondered what it’d be like to work as a bank teller in the 1920s? No computers, just basic calculators and ledgers! Imagine the pressure of counting money, and keeping records flawless. A thrilling and tense experience to bring back to life in a game! 💸📜 #GameDev #RetroGaming #BankTeller
Trying to get a mortgage but all the bankteller hears is googoo gaga 😔💔
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trying to get a mortgage but all the bankteller hears is googoo gaga 😔💔
April 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
id be excellent in the production of a bank robbery...
but never let a poet write the note you slip to the teller...
but never let a poet write the note you slip to the teller...
June 13, 2024 at 8:43 AM
id be excellent in the production of a bank robbery...
but never let a poet write the note you slip to the teller...
but never let a poet write the note you slip to the teller...
Maybe I should try that with any horsesh°t I wanna get away with in broad daylight too.
Robbing a bank?
Just tell the bankteller while pointing the gun at their head & demanding they give you all their money, "Stealing, stealing, stealing. Your fake accusation is such a hoax! Now gimme the money."
Robbing a bank?
Just tell the bankteller while pointing the gun at their head & demanding they give you all their money, "Stealing, stealing, stealing. Your fake accusation is such a hoax! Now gimme the money."
April 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Maybe I should try that with any horsesh°t I wanna get away with in broad daylight too.
Robbing a bank?
Just tell the bankteller while pointing the gun at their head & demanding they give you all their money, "Stealing, stealing, stealing. Your fake accusation is such a hoax! Now gimme the money."
Robbing a bank?
Just tell the bankteller while pointing the gun at their head & demanding they give you all their money, "Stealing, stealing, stealing. Your fake accusation is such a hoax! Now gimme the money."
lets recap
me: union workers thanked him for fighting to get the deal they wanted
you: photo from before that deal
me: then what happened
you: less days than a bankteller bootlicker
me: im echoing what union workers said, why are you calling them bootlickers?
you: photo unrelated to the strike
me: union workers thanked him for fighting to get the deal they wanted
you: photo from before that deal
me: then what happened
you: less days than a bankteller bootlicker
me: im echoing what union workers said, why are you calling them bootlickers?
you: photo unrelated to the strike
May 14, 2024 at 11:36 AM
lets recap
me: union workers thanked him for fighting to get the deal they wanted
you: photo from before that deal
me: then what happened
you: less days than a bankteller bootlicker
me: im echoing what union workers said, why are you calling them bootlickers?
you: photo unrelated to the strike
me: union workers thanked him for fighting to get the deal they wanted
you: photo from before that deal
me: then what happened
you: less days than a bankteller bootlicker
me: im echoing what union workers said, why are you calling them bootlickers?
you: photo unrelated to the strike
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
museum docent
bookkeeper
nanny
bankteller
assistant graphic designer
industrial hygienist
Hallmark store employee
teacher at Smithsonian Institute Early Enrichment Center
receptionist/mailroom for NJOP
museum docent
bookkeeper
nanny
bankteller
assistant graphic designer
industrial hygienist
Hallmark store employee
teacher at Smithsonian Institute Early Enrichment Center
receptionist/mailroom for NJOP
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- surveyor
- SCUBA salesman
- furniture recycler
- briefly commanded the world's largest private navy by vessel count
- mycologist
- rock climbing guide
- science writer
- surveyor
- SCUBA salesman
- furniture recycler
- briefly commanded the world's largest private navy by vessel count
- mycologist
- rock climbing guide
- science writer
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- secretary
- radio DJ
- nursing assistant
- housekeeper for the Statler
- dining room worker
- janitor
- waitress
- quality monitor at a mine site
- plant pathology student worker
- mosquito lab student worker
- secretary
- radio DJ
- nursing assistant
- housekeeper for the Statler
- dining room worker
- janitor
- waitress
- quality monitor at a mine site
- plant pathology student worker
- mosquito lab student worker
September 24, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
museum docent
bookkeeper
nanny
bankteller
assistant graphic designer
industrial hygienist
Hallmark store employee
teacher at Smithsonian Institute Early Enrichment Center
receptionist/mailroom for NJOP
museum docent
bookkeeper
nanny
bankteller
assistant graphic designer
industrial hygienist
Hallmark store employee
teacher at Smithsonian Institute Early Enrichment Center
receptionist/mailroom for NJOP
Sorry…my autism likes me to explain the obvious. Domestic terrorism is definitely a possibility, and we are already seeing the spread of hate empowering white supremacists internationally. Middlesbrough, UK…even here, I saw concerning behaviour of a white man harassing a female Indian bankteller.
February 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sorry…my autism likes me to explain the obvious. Domestic terrorism is definitely a possibility, and we are already seeing the spread of hate empowering white supremacists internationally. Middlesbrough, UK…even here, I saw concerning behaviour of a white man harassing a female Indian bankteller.
god yknow what right now i love ai this is so fucking funny. objectively the funniest "hacking" method ever. imagine if you could go up to a bankteller and say "hey i got my name changed, i used to go by elon musk now i'm [name] can you give me access to my bank account" and then they actually did
This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue
www.404media.co/hackers-simp...
www.404media.co/hackers-simp...
Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked
The exploit shows the extreme risk of offloading technical support to AI.
www.404media.co
June 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
god yknow what right now i love ai this is so fucking funny. objectively the funniest "hacking" method ever. imagine if you could go up to a bankteller and say "hey i got my name changed, i used to go by elon musk now i'm [name] can you give me access to my bank account" and then they actually did
apparently, i have a thing for bank robbery in my poems. & for policemen's balls (that sounds filthy). perhaps i'll dream of robbing a bank during a policeman's ball... 🤔
this is why i consider my 1st three collections a trilogy or triptych - the poems are all in conversation with each other. or —
this is why i consider my 1st three collections a trilogy or triptych - the poems are all in conversation with each other. or —
February 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
apparently, i have a thing for bank robbery in my poems. & for policemen's balls (that sounds filthy). perhaps i'll dream of robbing a bank during a policeman's ball... 🤔
this is why i consider my 1st three collections a trilogy or triptych - the poems are all in conversation with each other. or —
this is why i consider my 1st three collections a trilogy or triptych - the poems are all in conversation with each other. or —