Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/
May 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
October 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
and then, you wouldn’t believe it, people did coke and danced barefoot BAREFOOT
Trump on Washington DC: "They used to go in and rob the restaurants. You wouldn't feel safe in a restaurant. It was like the old Wild West -- they'd say, 'Sick 'em up. Give me your money.' The whole restaurant is handing them money."
July 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
and then, you wouldn’t believe it, people did coke and danced barefoot BAREFOOT
Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
shirtless & barefoot. groundbreaking.😜
April 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
shirtless & barefoot. groundbreaking.😜
Little drawing of her standing up cute.
And barefoot again.
And barefoot again.
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Little drawing of her standing up cute.
And barefoot again.
And barefoot again.
July 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Had a nice dream I was barefoot in the woods finding huge flushes of morels
May 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Had a nice dream I was barefoot in the woods finding huge flushes of morels
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh hey, NYT, is it men they want barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen? So hard to determine.....
May 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh hey, NYT, is it men they want barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen? So hard to determine.....
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
Jonathan Bailey Barefoot = Heaven
December 22, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Jonathan Bailey Barefoot = Heaven
Indeed, I'm a barefoot gay
November 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Indeed, I'm a barefoot gay
Him: “How tall are you?”
Me: “5'9” barefoot… 3’7" when you call me a good girl” 😏
Me: “5'9” barefoot… 3’7" when you call me a good girl” 😏
October 12, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Him: “How tall are you?”
Me: “5'9” barefoot… 3’7" when you call me a good girl” 😏
Me: “5'9” barefoot… 3’7" when you call me a good girl” 😏
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Also 🖕🏽 Mike Lee
You are a despicable human being. I hope you step on legos barefoot everyday for the rest of your life.
You are a despicable human being. I hope you step on legos barefoot everyday for the rest of your life.
June 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Also 🖕🏽 Mike Lee
You are a despicable human being. I hope you step on legos barefoot everyday for the rest of your life.
You are a despicable human being. I hope you step on legos barefoot everyday for the rest of your life.
And of course, the barefoot version.
September 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
And of course, the barefoot version.