#barnacle
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– Anarchy (Series): Tower Control
– Anarchy (Open): Rainmaker
– X Battle: Clam Blitz
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Seemed like I would need about 40 knife hits to kill a barnacle but I'll work on my technique. Thanks for the tips y'all :)
November 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
marking my heels like spilled pins.
My lips are only blue on the outside,
barnacle-stabbed hands only raw
on the outside.
I get whiskey cleaned,
pass out from the sting. I say thank you.

—Casey Lynn Roland, If This House Is Inclined to Collapse (Fernwood Press, 2026)
November 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
because i have read enough of the sub-reddit r/GirlDinnerDiaries to recognize that her barnacle boy-looking partner is PROBABLY mentally, emotionally, and possibly physically abusing her.

but i'm just an autistic bog wench who noticed the fucking pattern. so 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻
November 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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– Anarchy (Series): Tower Control
– Anarchy (Open): Rainmaker
– X Battle: Clam Blitz
November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants

Shego: "Ugh, my brothers wouldn't shut up about Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when we were little."

Shego: "Super strong, small, duplicates, won't stop gushing about superheroes. You're all my brothers wrapped into one annoying, yellow package."
November 2, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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– Anarchy (Series): Rainmaker
– Anarchy (Open): Tower Control
– X Battle: Splat Zones
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
🪶 Fluffiest Birds

1. Snowy Owl — 100% (4 votes)
2. Southern Fiscal — 100% (3 votes)
3. Mute Swan — 80% (5 votes)
4. Whooping Crane — 100% (2 votes)
5. West Peruvian Dove — 100% (2 votes)
6. Bald Eagle — 100% (2 votes)
7. Barnacle Goose — 100% (2 votes)
8. Verdin — 100% (2 votes)
November 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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– Anarchy (Series): Clam Blitz
– Anarchy (Open): Splat Zones
– X Battle: Tower Control
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
*McHale's Navy is playing on the Live Channel on my Roku TV.

20-year-old Cousin: "Why do those guys sound so familiar?"

Me: "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy."

20-year-old Cousin: 🤯🤯🤯🤯
November 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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– Anarchy (Series): Splat Zones
– Anarchy (Open): Clam Blitz
– X Battle: Rainmaker
November 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
For a man that lives near a pineapple under the sea…
November 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
SpongeBob had a movie come out and McDonald’s just did a SpongeBobxOnePiece collab and the two toys we got the two times we went to Mickey Ds was mermaid man and barnacle boy
November 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
interestingly there were SEVERAL Russells from Up (one in a Carl duo but most solo). also multiple Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy duos, I get SpongeBob is perennially popular but I didn't see many costumes of the other characters
November 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Zaid Tabani said Haley Stevens fiance looks like Barnacle Boy & if I can't unsee it? Neither can you.
November 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
May be her man-keeping with her redneck fiancé. Better now than a barnacle Fetterman.
November 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It’s not cute, it’s fantastic. Any barnacle attaching itself to the SS Rogers is appreciated. Let’s get Ghislaine endorsing him! That woman in Tennessee they can’t execute! Brett Favre!
November 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Join the Splatfest Battle! #splatfest #maprotation

– Open: Brinewater Springs and Sturgeon Shipyard
– Pro: Hagglefish Market and Barnacle & Dime
– Tricolor: Scorch Gorge and Mincemeat Metalworks
November 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
✨MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE✨

My husband and I last night 🎃🐠

#halloween #spongebob #mermaidman #barnacleboy #halloweencostumes #couplesgoals
November 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Grievance Barnacle" I like that.
November 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
As we tiptoe towards 500 followers, if there’s any new ‘jrr listeners who also like vernacular architecture, Flying Saucer Attack and psychogeoraphy: then our first 12” is here: nightjrrs.bandcamp.com/album/dabbin...
Dabbin/Goose Barnacle Goose, by nigtjrrs
2 track album
nightjrrs.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The console version has a gimmick where there's a full-length Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode in it, with the character the player picks having additional roles through-out. All with different jokes added to each run too.

No matter what the PC version does, its hard to best that version.
November 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Happy Halloween from barnacle ham
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM