Beautiful day in the East Bay today! BARTed to Oakland and back this morning for the Oakland Chinatown health fair
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Beautiful day in the East Bay today! BARTed to Oakland and back this morning for the Oakland Chinatown health fair
February 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Bf posting - elegant, rich dinners
Gf posting - I'm telling the internet you furp barted
Gf posting - I'm telling the internet you furp barted
May 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bf posting - elegant, rich dinners
Gf posting - I'm telling the internet you furp barted
Gf posting - I'm telling the internet you furp barted
let's get this slarti barted
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
let's get this slarti barted
a little something I promised to do for @doddster.bsky.social
My Fenrir with Barted in femme attire
My Fenrir with Barted in femme attire
January 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a little something I promised to do for @doddster.bsky.social
My Fenrir with Barted in femme attire
My Fenrir with Barted in femme attire
I have groceried. I have BARTed. I have hotel roomed. I have sandwiched. And now I BART again to seek my fortune at the places where you alcohol.
Oh my god I'm in a game loop.
Oh my god I'm in a game loop.
March 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I have groceried. I have BARTed. I have hotel roomed. I have sandwiched. And now I BART again to seek my fortune at the places where you alcohol.
Oh my god I'm in a game loop.
Oh my god I'm in a game loop.
The grace that is being extended to and barted for
Buyers Remorse ppl
WOULD NOT
In 100 gazillion years
be extended to
any other demo
Ever
Buyers Remorse ppl
WOULD NOT
In 100 gazillion years
be extended to
any other demo
Ever
a woman says " believe that " in front of a blue wall
ALT: a woman says " believe that " in front of a blue wall
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The grace that is being extended to and barted for
Buyers Remorse ppl
WOULD NOT
In 100 gazillion years
be extended to
any other demo
Ever
Buyers Remorse ppl
WOULD NOT
In 100 gazillion years
be extended to
any other demo
Ever
I'm so glad I live in a time after laudanum was readily available bc I would've Lily Barted myself long ago
May 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'm so glad I live in a time after laudanum was readily available bc I would've Lily Barted myself long ago
Being "BARTed" is when you're an objectively bad transit system but like in terms of the United States you're top 5
January 28, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Being "BARTed" is when you're an objectively bad transit system but like in terms of the United States you're top 5
she barted all over that skeleton
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
she barted all over that skeleton
Me: omg a burp and fart at the same time!
@shanwitches.bsky.social : YOU BARTED
Me: I took a screenshot!
@shanwitches.bsky.social : YOU BARTED
Me: I took a screenshot!
May 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Me: omg a burp and fart at the same time!
@shanwitches.bsky.social : YOU BARTED
Me: I took a screenshot!
@shanwitches.bsky.social : YOU BARTED
Me: I took a screenshot!
I had a fully scheduled day and it would have been so stressful if I had to drive.
Instead I BARTed from El Cerrito to Oakland for work, then to Pleasant Hill for CCTA meeting, then back to El Cerrito.
BART gave me needed downtime with no traffic or parking stress.
Love BART and we must fund it!
Instead I BARTed from El Cerrito to Oakland for work, then to Pleasant Hill for CCTA meeting, then back to El Cerrito.
BART gave me needed downtime with no traffic or parking stress.
Love BART and we must fund it!
July 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I had a fully scheduled day and it would have been so stressful if I had to drive.
Instead I BARTed from El Cerrito to Oakland for work, then to Pleasant Hill for CCTA meeting, then back to El Cerrito.
BART gave me needed downtime with no traffic or parking stress.
Love BART and we must fund it!
Instead I BARTed from El Cerrito to Oakland for work, then to Pleasant Hill for CCTA meeting, then back to El Cerrito.
BART gave me needed downtime with no traffic or parking stress.
Love BART and we must fund it!
As a Bay Area native that has BARTed hundreds of times a year for many years, this is one of those contextual examples that frames some things.
I can't stop thinking about how on a random day I travel further on BART than some Gazans are permitted to go in their lifetimes
December 12, 2023 at 7:01 PM
As a Bay Area native that has BARTed hundreds of times a year for many years, this is one of those contextual examples that frames some things.
A surprising number of people I meet think councilmembers are paid full time.
Reality: we get a small stipend.
So today I worked a full day at Bike East Bay, BARTed home and took my daughter to her swim lesson, will quickly scarf down dinner after this, and then will go to a City Council meeting.
Reality: we get a small stipend.
So today I worked a full day at Bike East Bay, BARTed home and took my daughter to her swim lesson, will quickly scarf down dinner after this, and then will go to a City Council meeting.
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A surprising number of people I meet think councilmembers are paid full time.
Reality: we get a small stipend.
So today I worked a full day at Bike East Bay, BARTed home and took my daughter to her swim lesson, will quickly scarf down dinner after this, and then will go to a City Council meeting.
Reality: we get a small stipend.
So today I worked a full day at Bike East Bay, BARTed home and took my daughter to her swim lesson, will quickly scarf down dinner after this, and then will go to a City Council meeting.
This feels like Dropout sketch humor in the best possible way!
WHO BARTED
WHO BARTED
October 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
This feels like Dropout sketch humor in the best possible way!
WHO BARTED
WHO BARTED
Ugh that’s frustrating. I’ve literally driven to Cheeseboard once and that was to pick up 15 pizzas for an exam grading party.
Literally every other time I’ve walked, bused, BARTed, etc. The parking already horrible! You’d think they’d want more customers in walking distance.
Literally every other time I’ve walked, bused, BARTed, etc. The parking already horrible! You’d think they’d want more customers in walking distance.
February 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ugh that’s frustrating. I’ve literally driven to Cheeseboard once and that was to pick up 15 pizzas for an exam grading party.
Literally every other time I’ve walked, bused, BARTed, etc. The parking already horrible! You’d think they’d want more customers in walking distance.
Literally every other time I’ve walked, bused, BARTed, etc. The parking already horrible! You’d think they’d want more customers in walking distance.
guys i have ddcided its funny to say that a dog barted
"my dog barted"
you cannot tell which of the two things dogs commonly do i am rwefering to
lets get this paper guys
"my dog barted"
you cannot tell which of the two things dogs commonly do i am rwefering to
lets get this paper guys
May 26, 2026 at 8:49 AM
guys i have ddcided its funny to say that a dog barted
"my dog barted"
you cannot tell which of the two things dogs commonly do i am rwefering to
lets get this paper guys
"my dog barted"
you cannot tell which of the two things dogs commonly do i am rwefering to
lets get this paper guys
plus I'm stoked to read all the little stories about BART!
December 3, 2023 at 5:04 AM
plus I'm stoked to read all the little stories about BART!
Yesterday was exhausting but wonderful. Barted down to Burlingame to play games with the EHP crew from noon to 9pm. I am exhausted. Combination of a lot of eyeball and being entirely out of practice socializing. I will work harder on the later, I just need more stamina. Anyway. I am happy.
October 24, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Yesterday was exhausting but wonderful. Barted down to Burlingame to play games with the EHP crew from noon to 9pm. I am exhausted. Combination of a lot of eyeball and being entirely out of practice socializing. I will work harder on the later, I just need more stamina. Anyway. I am happy.
