#bathrob
"Oh, that's right...you're not human anymore." [Sentinel nodded.]

"Then I'm going to take a shower." [It took the man about half an hour, and he emerged from the shower fresh in bathrobе, straightening his wet hair back.]

"Well, madam, how are you planning to relax?"—
October 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
bathrob
September 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
bathrob
September 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
pronouncing it bathrob and acting confused when people say it's robe
September 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
they’re just uncultured it’s obviously bathrob the e is silent
September 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
sorry that everyone grew up poor and is jealous of my bathrob
September 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
ill be posting more Sonic art like this 👀 so if you into it and want a commish you know where to find me

#rougethebat #sonic
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
August 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*climbs out of pool and puts on bathrob* I'm sorry, y'all need to pull it the fuck together before the Olympics. I just learned about gymnastics Twitter's body of work in the past 24 hours and now I gotta read the dossier I commissioned on "the bad site*"

(*The one that's less depressing)
Lebron James Leaving GIF
ALT: Lebron James Leaving GIF
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July 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
like we respect yanagisawa for trying their best but you just know kaneko wouldn't depict a protag with long edgy bangs and wearing a bathrob like this. he would never
(also wtf, i was under the impression his brother was a child but they're only 2 years apart)
March 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Hey, people. Be careful on Bluesky. It is not perfect. Lots of users contact you to get info on you or send you to their porn sites. I had a guy even pose as Keanu Reeves! Scammers galore on here! Remember-you can't actually see the member who contacts you. He could easily be a loser in a bathrob.
January 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My current uniform is plaid bathrob, orthopedic sneakers, and bucket hat. Thinking of adding a bullwhip.
February 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"SPRING STARTED ON THE FIRST OF FEBRUARY.

IN THIS HOUSE, WE FOLLOW THE CELTIC CALENDAR. END OF STORY."
February 26, 2026 at 9:10 AM
*This idea / analysis of Omelas comes from a 2021 blog post “Wolfensberger at the Door” by @calmontgomery.bsky.social.

To quote Cal, “ask yourself why the most moral option in that story is disengagement, and nobody ever, ever, ever fights for that kid.”

Citing w gratitude: wp.me/p8JCt9-cC

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Wolfensberger at the Door
CN: abuse, rape, and ugly history Tell me a joke please, Cal. Sure. A man with an intellectual disability is awakened by the doorbell at 11 am. He stumbles out of bed, pulls on his Superman bathrob…
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February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
**opens the door in nothing but a open bathrob showing off my futa body** yes what is it?~~
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Obi Wan Bathrob-E
June 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Bathrob
July 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Working remotely? Why even bother with a shirt at all when you can throw on a Zoom Dickie “business bib“ just for your meeting?

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October 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
From the SSO Open House: paintings by Samira El-Kassis
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I felt like an artist tying my bathrob the “correct” way. 🎀
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"An art nouveau lithograph by Alphonse Mucha of a handsome, muscular man with Italian features and auburn hair wearing a form fitting bathrob..." - made with @NightCafeStudio

creator.nightcafe.studio/creation/Pqm...

#aiart #nightcafe #digitalart
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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