June 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Battered scallop anyone?
March 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Battered scallop anyone?
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
battered shrimp
May 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
battered shrimp
August 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
“If I battered her why did she act like a battered spouse?”
August 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
“If I battered her why did she act like a battered spouse?”
That reporter really looked at the president of a country being battered by an invading force and asked “but what was he wearing”
March 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
That reporter really looked at the president of a country being battered by an invading force and asked “but what was he wearing”
whoever battered Belfast's big fish should be duly battered by the big fish. fuckin disgrace lads
September 20, 2026 at 12:14 PM
whoever battered Belfast's big fish should be duly battered by the big fish. fuckin disgrace lads
Is that Alpha? Andrew Tate gets BATTERED, loses debut boxing match
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is that Alpha? Andrew Tate gets BATTERED, loses debut boxing match
Man Spits Out Blood While Flossing Like Battered Prizefighter In Championship Bout
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February 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Spits Out Blood While Flossing Like Battered Prizefighter In Championship Bout
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Chips and Battered Dong tonight
July 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Chips and Battered Dong tonight
Yea, Drake is cooked. Bisquick battered bitch.
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yea, Drake is cooked. Bisquick battered bitch.
Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Beautiful.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
Plaid Cymru battered them.
Homemade deep fried beer battered cheese curds coked in avocado oil
August 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Homemade deep fried beer battered cheese curds coked in avocado oil
Kathy Hochul has announced that the Harvard Club on 44th St. will now serve as a shelter for battered CEOs.
December 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Kathy Hochul has announced that the Harvard Club on 44th St. will now serve as a shelter for battered CEOs.
Battered them. Absolutely battered them. 😁
Arsenal 5 Real Madrid 1 (3-0, 2-1) must have a pretty claim to be their best ever result in European club competition
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Battered them. Absolutely battered them. 😁
“Battered wife” is some real word choice.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: " I do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the president…I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better."
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Battered wife” is some real word choice.
It's like watching a condom full of walnuts getting battered by a truck.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It's like watching a condom full of walnuts getting battered by a truck.
Good morning everyone! What fresh hell awaits this battered country today.
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning everyone! What fresh hell awaits this battered country today.
… because your battered spirit needed this tonight.
— you’re welcome :)
— you’re welcome :)
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
… because your battered spirit needed this tonight.
— you’re welcome :)
— you’re welcome :)
This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.
New: The White House is signaling that reopening the Strait of Hormuz is not a must-have to end the Iran War, potentially setting the stage for Iran to continue to flex its strategic position over one of the world's busiest oil shipping channels for the foreseeable future
White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War
Karoline Leavitt said reopening the Strait of Hormuz was not a "core objective" of winning the Iran War for President Trump.
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March 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.
February 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trump probably doesn’t realize it, but he’s currently single-handedly rebuilding podcast-battered Newsom back to full fighting strength.
June 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump probably doesn’t realize it, but he’s currently single-handedly rebuilding podcast-battered Newsom back to full fighting strength.