I was always 100% submissive. I was a heavy bottom.

Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.

Now I consider myself a light switch.

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(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)

Oldie but goodie:

....it was when i got arrested for spanking statues in the art museum that i knew i had a kink-addiction; i had truely hit rock bottom.

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BDSM Kink Joke

If FemDom is being dominated by a Female,

...is wisdom being dominated by a wizard?

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BDSM joke:

Q: how does a Domme keep track of all her slaves?

A: Collar ID!

(Inspired by @misscassie020.bsky.social post about necks!)

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