Any Jared Kushner sightings in Venezuela yet scoping out the beachfront areas?
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Any Jared Kushner sightings in Venezuela yet scoping out the beachfront areas?
Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony https://theonion.com/original-13-states-renew-declaration-of-independence-in-beachfront-ceremony/
July 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony https://theonion.com/original-13-states-renew-declaration-of-independence-in-beachfront-ceremony/
Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
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November 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
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Beachfront property
September 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Beachfront property
Well because he’s going to be building his beachfront resorts.
August 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Well because he’s going to be building his beachfront resorts.
my life would be massively improved with a 6 pack of asahi and a nice summer beachfront rn pic related
August 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
my life would be massively improved with a 6 pack of asahi and a nice summer beachfront rn pic related
His plans are to remove Gazans by whatever means necessary so he can build beachfront property with Bibi and Jared. We've long known this.
Trump on Gaza: "I'm speaking to Bibi Netanyahu and we are coming up with various plans."
July 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
His plans are to remove Gazans by whatever means necessary so he can build beachfront property with Bibi and Jared. We've long known this.
March 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Trump’s the only reason my therapist can afford beachfront property.
May 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Trump’s the only reason my therapist can afford beachfront property.
Kushner's plan to turn Gaza into beachfront condos is off to a very quick start with Trump's picks
November 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Kushner's plan to turn Gaza into beachfront condos is off to a very quick start with Trump's picks
…won’t you have *less* beachfront property? Because of geometry?
Trump on Fox & Friends dismisses climate change: "You're gonna have a little more beachfront property, okay?"
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Trump on Fox & Friends dismisses climate change: "You're gonna have a little more beachfront property, okay?"
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June 2, 2024 at 1:42 PM
…won’t you have *less* beachfront property? Because of geometry?
He's licking his chops at the thought of turning Gaza into a beachfront resort...
REPORTER: How confident are you that you can keep the ceasefire in Gaza?
TRUMP: I'm not confident. That's not our war. It's their war ... Gaza is interesting. It's a phenomenal location.
TRUMP: I'm not confident. That's not our war. It's their war ... Gaza is interesting. It's a phenomenal location.
January 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He's licking his chops at the thought of turning Gaza into a beachfront resort...
Beachfront Bloodbath
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Beachfront Bloodbath
Part of the beachfront at San Sebastian, #Spain, for #TidesOutTuesday.
#ECK #Sea #landscapephotography #city #travel #beach #BlueTue
#ECK #Sea #landscapephotography #city #travel #beach #BlueTue
September 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Part of the beachfront at San Sebastian, #Spain, for #TidesOutTuesday.
#ECK #Sea #landscapephotography #city #travel #beach #BlueTue
#ECK #Sea #landscapephotography #city #travel #beach #BlueTue
this is the SOBs way of saying its beachfront property
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is the SOBs way of saying its beachfront property
The $400 million jet is a distraction from the $5.5 billion golf course Qatar granted him on beachfront property
May 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The $400 million jet is a distraction from the $5.5 billion golf course Qatar granted him on beachfront property
The California Coastal Commission voted unanimously on Thursday to approve a settlement that requires a private company to restore a damaged Malibu shoreline and dedicate for public use a $2-million beachfront property.
#californiacoastalcommission
#californiacoastalcommission
September 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The California Coastal Commission voted unanimously on Thursday to approve a settlement that requires a private company to restore a damaged Malibu shoreline and dedicate for public use a $2-million beachfront property.
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A1A (BEACHFRONT AVENUE)
Exhaustive research confirms that Bryce Eldridge's home run off Bryce Miller is the first Bryce-off-Bryce home run in MLB history.
Important to append, however: Brice Turang (who obviously spells his name differently) hit a home run against Bryce Elder in 2023.
Important to append, however: Brice Turang (who obviously spells his name differently) hit a home run against Bryce Elder in 2023.
July 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
A1A (BEACHFRONT AVENUE)
imagine dropping the equivalent of a down payment on a physical house to buy a beachfront villa in Mark Zuckerberg’s Animal Crossing
March 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
imagine dropping the equivalent of a down payment on a physical house to buy a beachfront villa in Mark Zuckerberg’s Animal Crossing
The plan treats Gaza as vacant beachfront property, proposing glass towers and industrial zones over historic sites.
Map shows what would happen to Gaza under the US ‘master plan'
The plan treats Gaza as vacant beachfront property, proposing glass towers and industrial zones over historic sites.
www.aljazeera.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The plan treats Gaza as vacant beachfront property, proposing glass towers and industrial zones over historic sites.
(pointing) that's beachfront property
March 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(pointing) that's beachfront property
Trump's Gaza plan is literally get rid of all the people and turn it into beachfront property.
June 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Trump's Gaza plan is literally get rid of all the people and turn it into beachfront property.