So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So Pete Hegseth wants to rid the military of "beardos," because men with beards can't be good soldiers
Pete Hegseth said no “beardos” are allowed.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pete Hegseth said no “beardos” are allowed.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
No word yet on short, two-inch wide mustaches.
Is there a weight limit & an official “no beardos” ordered standard for senators yet?
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is there a weight limit & an official “no beardos” ordered standard for senators yet?
crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
They are 'beardos'.
September 25, 2026 at 4:29 PM
They are 'beardos'.
Can’t be real. Hegseth said “no beardos”
April 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Can’t be real. Hegseth said “no beardos”
Beardos-R-Us, Deloraine Tasmania branch.
August 9, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Beardos-R-Us, Deloraine Tasmania branch.
fellow beardos say heyyy
March 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
fellow beardos say heyyy
The Beardo triplets are really fucking this up. Middle Beardo, stop hitting the generator with a hammer! Other Beardos, stop cosplaying lumberjack and help this idiot out!
August 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The Beardo triplets are really fucking this up. Middle Beardo, stop hitting the generator with a hammer! Other Beardos, stop cosplaying lumberjack and help this idiot out!
Fatties and Beardos, huh? Like these guys
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fatties and Beardos, huh? Like these guys
I thought they said no beardos.
March 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I thought they said no beardos.
Welp: looks like they didn’t get Hegseth’s memo stating, “no beardos.”
September 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Welp: looks like they didn’t get Hegseth’s memo stating, “no beardos.”
Gay Beardos consorting with each other
March 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Gay Beardos consorting with each other
August 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
In Chicago, Defense Secretary Pere Hegseth screened the arriving 400 Texas National Guard troopers for "fatties" and "beardos". To the three women who remained the Secretary proposed marriage.
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In Chicago, Defense Secretary Pere Hegseth screened the arriving 400 Texas National Guard troopers for "fatties" and "beardos". To the three women who remained the Secretary proposed marriage.
Didn't Hegseth fat-shame the generals and say "No more Beardos"?
February 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Didn't Hegseth fat-shame the generals and say "No more Beardos"?
No, that would be the military. Or whatever is left after they kick out the immigrants, women, trans, beardos & fatties.
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
No, that would be the military. Or whatever is left after they kick out the immigrants, women, trans, beardos & fatties.
April 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Someone else called them beardos
September 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Someone else called them beardos
No more Beardos! 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
No more Beardos! 🤣
Someone else called them beardos
September 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Someone else called them beardos
If it wasn’t for the beardos they wouldn’t even need to sleep
August 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If it wasn’t for the beardos they wouldn’t even need to sleep