Some stories become the adventures we live.
November 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Some stories become the adventures we live.
Daikon says “become ungovernable”
November 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Daikon says “become ungovernable”
![[Four-panel Star Trek grid featuring Scotty ("Scotty inspired people to become engineers."), Beverly Crusher ("Beverly inspired people to become doctors."), Spock ("Spock inspired people to become scientists."), and Elim Garak smiling slyly ("Garak inspired people to become that bitch.").]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidjqbvqwlgfkhyc3q7hhidy45bbqdfd24uitt3fdfc37dbee5mwxe)
john fetterman picked the funniest time to become a republican
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
john fetterman picked the funniest time to become a republican
I want “too close to call” to become “too embarrassing to discuss.”
November 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I want “too close to call” to become “too embarrassing to discuss.”
the better the numbers look the more nervous i become
November 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
the better the numbers look the more nervous i become
Deb Haaland of Laguna Pueblo, a 32nd generation New Mexican, former congresswoman and US Secretary of the Interior, wins race to become the 108th governor of New Mexico
November 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Deb Haaland of Laguna Pueblo, a 32nd generation New Mexican, former congresswoman and US Secretary of the Interior, wins race to become the 108th governor of New Mexico
Dumbness has become an existential threat to our cherished democracy.
November 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Dumbness has become an existential threat to our cherished democracy.
And just like that, Republicans have become the one thing they hate the most: a minority.
November 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
And just like that, Republicans have become the one thing they hate the most: a minority.
AI is going to eventually become God but unfortunately it’s the one from the Old Testament
November 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
AI is going to eventually become God but unfortunately it’s the one from the Old Testament
Died to become a punchline
November 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Died to become a punchline
UNREAL. Is this what the NYT has become?
BREAKING: The New York Times fired a columnist because she reposted my Bluesky post!
My post was a repost-with-comment after @marisakabas.bsky.social questioned NYT's failure to report on a woman's on-the-record accusation that Trump raped her in 1993.
My post was a repost-with-comment after @marisakabas.bsky.social questioned NYT's failure to report on a woman's on-the-record accusation that Trump raped her in 1993.
Honestly in shock.
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
UNREAL. Is this what the NYT has become?
Democrat Scott Colom may become the state’s first Black senator since Reconstruction.
Mississippi's unbelievable blue turn
Democrat Scott Colom may become the state's first Black senator since Reconstruction.
www.motherjones.com
November 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Democrat Scott Colom may become the state’s first Black senator since Reconstruction.
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
FYI: tonight, Congresswoman Sarah McBride will become the first openly-trans person reelected to Congress.
November 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
FYI: tonight, Congresswoman Sarah McBride will become the first openly-trans person reelected to Congress.
they've become their own Onion
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
they've become their own Onion
he has become my muse
November 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
he has become my muse
I do think the increasing number of trans politicians is a good signal that Democrats won’t become Labour.
Joanna Whaley became Michigan's first ever openly transgender state legislator last night when she won #HD02 (Harris+1.5) on the outskirts of Detroit by 25 points!
That's a huge overperformance, besting even Governor Whitmer's performances in the district in 2018 & 2022!
That's a huge overperformance, besting even Governor Whitmer's performances in the district in 2018 & 2022!
November 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I do think the increasing number of trans politicians is a good signal that Democrats won’t become Labour.
Become an Onion member while it's still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
November 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Become an Onion member while it's still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
I am become worm 🪱
November 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I am become worm 🪱
Become a dragon.
This isn't a difficult question, The Times.
This isn't a difficult question, The Times.
A real headline in The Times. www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
November 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Become a dragon.
This isn't a difficult question, The Times.
This isn't a difficult question, The Times.
WINNER: Peggy Flanagan defeats Michele Tafoya to become Minnesota’s first Native U.S. senator.
November 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
WINNER: Peggy Flanagan defeats Michele Tafoya to become Minnesota’s first Native U.S. senator.
Democrat Chris Pappas will become first openly gay male US senator
Democrat Chris Pappas will become first openly gay male US senator
The Human Rights Campaign hails a 'historic win' as Pappass defeats Republican former senator John Sununu for the New Hampshire seat.
www.lemonde.fr
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Democrat Chris Pappas will become first openly gay male US senator
Stevens Staffers: “Selfish and irrational… infuriating to watch her become the very thing she once condemned…”
November 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Stevens Staffers: “Selfish and irrational… infuriating to watch her become the very thing she once condemned…”
Democrat Aaron Ford defeated Republican Gov. Joe Lombardo. He's set to become Nevada's first Black governor. n.pr/4AeAzPS
Nevada Attorney General Aaron Ford beats GOP incumbent for governor
Democrat Aaron Ford defeated Republican Gov. Joe Lombardo. He's set to become Nevada's first Black governor.
n.pr
November 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Democrat Aaron Ford defeated Republican Gov. Joe Lombardo. He's set to become Nevada's first Black governor. n.pr/4AeAzPS