Mr. Beemis
I’m getting back on my Twilight Zone watch and no, it’s not fair.
September 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Mr. Beemis
“Yeah beemis your ass is so tight”
September 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“Yeah beemis your ass is so tight”
maybe i could be beemis or chuttney
September 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
maybe i could be beemis or chuttney
Truly not to come off victim blamey here as it's just my personal pet peeve, but I'd have blocked Max Beemis after one single barrage of 20-something texts. Reading these is like sucking on molten metal.
August 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Truly not to come off victim blamey here as it's just my personal pet peeve, but I'd have blocked Max Beemis after one single barrage of 20-something texts. Reading these is like sucking on molten metal.
It's my fave and it always scared me -- my eyesight is terrible! I've had awful vision since I was a kid but recently I started needing reading glasses too, so Henry Beemis is living my nightmare. As a kid I'd be scared of getting kidnapped purely because I might not get to have my glasses/contacts!
August 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It's my fave and it always scared me -- my eyesight is terrible! I've had awful vision since I was a kid but recently I started needing reading glasses too, so Henry Beemis is living my nightmare. As a kid I'd be scared of getting kidnapped purely because I might not get to have my glasses/contacts!
i am so delighted that beemis and yogurt picture is making the rounds again.
July 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
i am so delighted that beemis and yogurt picture is making the rounds again.
Walking up to a straight couple to ask which one is Yogurt and which one is Beemis.
(though you can always tell 🙄)
(though you can always tell 🙄)
YOGURT IS USING BEEMIS AS A STEP-STOOL TO GET TO MY WATER
July 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Walking up to a straight couple to ask which one is Yogurt and which one is Beemis.
(though you can always tell 🙄)
(though you can always tell 🙄)
Yogurt is using Beemis as a Step-Stool to get to their water
YOGURT IS USING BEEMIS AS A STEP-STOOL TO GET TO MY WATER
July 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Yogurt is using Beemis as a Step-Stool to get to their water
Who doesn't love a Beemis Elongated triple zero?
May 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Who doesn't love a Beemis Elongated triple zero?
@mollycoleman.bsky.social So, my eyes are shit cuz I'm old and i saw Molly Connoly and i had say anything / Beemis flashbacks and i was like...wow, but her politics and posts are good. I read your posts for a solid two minutes before i realized how dumb i was and I'd fully misread your last name.
April 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
@mollycoleman.bsky.social So, my eyes are shit cuz I'm old and i saw Molly Connoly and i had say anything / Beemis flashbacks and i was like...wow, but her politics and posts are good. I read your posts for a solid two minutes before i realized how dumb i was and I'd fully misread your last name.
we unearthed the babiest photo of beemis. my HEART
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
we unearthed the babiest photo of beemis. my HEART
BEEMIS!!!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
BEEMIS!!!!!!!
- Pp
- Beenin
- Peener
- Biben
- BEEMIS
- Beenin
- Peener
- Biben
- BEEMIS
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 AM
- Pp
- Beenin
- Peener
- Biben
- BEEMIS
- Beenin
- Peener
- Biben
- BEEMIS
Witness Mr Henry Beemis, a charter member in the fraternity of dreamers....
Twilight Zone Marathon on H&I
Time Enough at Last
Time Enough at Last
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Witness Mr Henry Beemis, a charter member in the fraternity of dreamers....
BEEMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fly high, buddy
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
BEEMIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fly high, buddy
today heaven has a new tiny angel
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
today heaven has a new tiny angel
look at these precious baby photos of beemis and emet right after we brought them home. they were so small 😭 im glad beemy gets to be with his brother again
December 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
look at these precious baby photos of beemis and emet right after we brought them home. they were so small 😭 im glad beemy gets to be with his brother again
Beemis is the cutest little top-eared cream puff of all ratkind.
he was sooooo special, sometimes you meet a pet who leaves a special mark on your heart, and I'm so grateful and honored to have spent time with him💖💖💖
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Beemis is the cutest little top-eared cream puff of all ratkind.
oh beemis…. It was such an honor to meet him and receive his blessing through kissies. He was a profoundly, fundamentally Good Boy. Rest easy, tiny angel
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
oh beemis…. It was such an honor to meet him and receive his blessing through kissies. He was a profoundly, fundamentally Good Boy. Rest easy, tiny angel
Omg that last photo is so cute what a sweet little lamb looking boy. Run free Beemis!
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Omg that last photo is so cute what a sweet little lamb looking boy. Run free Beemis!
he was sooooo special, sometimes you meet a pet who leaves a special mark on your heart, and I'm so grateful and honored to have spent time with him💖💖💖
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
he was sooooo special, sometimes you meet a pet who leaves a special mark on your heart, and I'm so grateful and honored to have spent time with him💖💖💖
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing beemis with us. Thank you for giving him a nice life of cuddles and treats. May we all be so loved.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing beemis with us. Thank you for giving him a nice life of cuddles and treats. May we all be so loved.
All the best to you, Beemis. Thank you for the good times ❤️
I hope you're comfy wherever you are.
My condolences to you 🖤
I hope you're comfy wherever you are.
My condolences to you 🖤
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
All the best to you, Beemis. Thank you for the good times ❤️
I hope you're comfy wherever you are.
My condolences to you 🖤
I hope you're comfy wherever you are.
My condolences to you 🖤