Senator Cornyn says he’s befuddled as to why Trump won’t give up his tax immmunity. It’s not befuddling, John. Don’t be befuddled.
July 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Senator Cornyn says he’s befuddled as to why Trump won’t give up his tax immmunity. It’s not befuddling, John. Don’t be befuddled.
It's a Lilith doodle!
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's a Lilith doodle!
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
August 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
"My kids won't talk to me" clique befuddled
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"My kids won't talk to me" clique befuddled
Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Gambit
Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Gambit
STAVANGER, NORWAY—Moments after a stunning defeat by 19-year-old Indian prodigy Gukesh Dommaraju, befuddled chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen exclaimed Monday that he had been bested by the dreaded che...
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June 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Gambit
here's today's post: "befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California" — welcome to Donny’s United States of Delusion.
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befuddled old fart claims brilliant military victory over California
welcome to Donny’s United States of Delusion
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January 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
here's today's post: "befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California" — welcome to Donny’s United States of Delusion.
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NY Democratic machine genuinely befuddled after the charismatic, talented person with good ideas defeated the sex pest fuck-up with name recognition
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
NY Democratic machine genuinely befuddled after the charismatic, talented person with good ideas defeated the sex pest fuck-up with name recognition
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
August 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
Downright befuddled
(Northern Saw-whet Owl)
(Northern Saw-whet Owl)
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Downright befuddled
(Northern Saw-whet Owl)
(Northern Saw-whet Owl)
here's today's post: "befuddled old coot blithers about ‘two-dollar plane tickets’" — does Donny even know what year this is?
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befuddled old coot blithers about ‘two-dollar plane tickets’
does Donny even know what year this is?
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February 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I have befuddled my princess
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have befuddled my princess
here's today's post: "befuddled old man is Big Sad because presidenting is just too hard"
Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.
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Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.
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befuddled old man is Big Sad because presidenting is just too hard
why won’t Putin just let Donny win?
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May 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
here's today's post: "befuddled old man is Big Sad because presidenting is just too hard"
Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.
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Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.
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i know shaq be watching wemby hitting free throws like
May 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i know shaq be watching wemby hitting free throws like
here's today's post: "befuddled old fuckwit accuses Joe Biden’s autopen of writing the Epstein Files" — no, really. he did.
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befuddled old fuckwit accuses Joe Biden’s autopen of writing the Epstein Files
no, really — he did
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July 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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White supremacists are always befuddled to discover that not all white people are white supremacists.
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
White supremacists are always befuddled to discover that not all white people are white supremacists.
January 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Befuddled Trump doesn't have a clue during press conference www.palmerreport.com/analysis/bef...
Befuddled Donald Trump doesn't have a clue during press conference
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www.palmerreport.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Befuddled Trump doesn't have a clue during press conference www.palmerreport.com/analysis/bef...
May 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This is like watching a Victorian time traveler befuddled at trying to work an iPhone. Just completely lost and confused by all the intervening context of the different era he's now in.
Hakeem Jeffries: "Donald Trump promised that he would lower housing costs on day one. Here's a suggestion for the Trump administration: try to legislate, and maybe we can find common ground in order to get something done for the American people."
September 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This is like watching a Victorian time traveler befuddled at trying to work an iPhone. Just completely lost and confused by all the intervening context of the different era he's now in.
May 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
here's today's post: "no one listens to befuddled old fuckwit yelling ‘cease fire!’" — Mad King Donny flaps his gums for naught.
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no one listens to befuddled old fuckwit yelling ‘cease fire!’
Mad King Donny flaps his gums for naught
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June 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
here's today's post: "no one listens to befuddled old fuckwit yelling ‘cease fire!’" — Mad King Donny flaps his gums for naught.
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