#bellend
The biggest indicator of whether or not someone is a bellend is if they feel the need to do some sort of hand/finger gesture every time you take their photo. 100 success rate. If you do this, you're a bellend.
November 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Idea for a character: British asshole nicknamed Bellend Sebastian
November 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
scottish guy who sucks, call him bellend sebastian
November 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Putting my I voted sticker on my bellend
November 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Sweeney is a bit of a bellend isnt he. #gamedev
November 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
With grovelling apologies to @iandunt.bsky.social for thieving a quote.

What a stifling Bellend
www.independent.ie/irish-news/s...
Second-rate artists and mediocrities can take a stand. Real artists don’t take a stand on anything’ — John Banville
Author gives his view on Sally Rooney controversy and explains why he pulled out of a Spanish literary festival
‘Second-rate artists and mediocrities can take a stand. Real artists don’t take a stand on anything’ — John Banville
Author gives his view on Sally Rooney controversy and explains why he pulled out of a Spanish literary festival
www.independent.ie
November 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Bellend bus more like
November 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Tom Felton is such a bellend and a crap actor.
November 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
bellend
October 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Lewis Hamilton. An absolute bellend
November 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Definitely the unbearable bellend.
October 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Hopefully, if the referee is a bellend today, he’s a bellend towards Arsenal. It would be nice to get the better of it, for a change.
November 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Well, I couldn’t tell he was a massive bellend by his post or anything 😉
October 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
the guy behind suno actually thinks musicians don't enjoy creating music, what a fucking bellend
November 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The fresh prince of bellend
November 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
What a bellend.
October 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
So the photographer is the bellend?
November 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Up close and personal with my bellend 😈
October 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
That two-faced bellend HAS to go.
The more I think about this the more irritating it is. It’s not just feckless, it’s actively & entirely voluntarily adopting the inevitable Republican talking point that accountability for rampant criminality is just “getting even.”
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It puts the "bell" in "bellend"
November 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
That wasn’t bad luck, Martinez was being an absolute bellend.
October 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM