#bellend
The biggest indicator of whether or not someone is a bellend is if they feel the need to do some sort of hand/finger gesture every time you take their photo. 100 success rate. If you do this, you're a bellend.
November 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Sweeney is a bit of a bellend isnt he. #gamedev
November 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Putting my I voted sticker on my bellend
November 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
With grovelling apologies to @iandunt.bsky.social for thieving a quote.

What a stifling Bellend
www.independent.ie/irish-news/s...
Second-rate artists and mediocrities can take a stand. Real artists don’t take a stand on anything’ — John Banville
Author gives his view on Sally Rooney controversy and explains why he pulled out of a Spanish literary festival
‘Second-rate artists and mediocrities can take a stand. Real artists don’t take a stand on anything’ — John Banville
Author gives his view on Sally Rooney controversy and explains why he pulled out of a Spanish literary festival
www.independent.ie
November 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
scottish guy who sucks, call him bellend sebastian
November 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Idea for a character: British asshole nicknamed Bellend Sebastian
November 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Tom Felton is such a bellend and a crap actor.
November 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
follow me for more on this absolute bellend
November 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Bye, bellend
November 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Bellend bus more like
November 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
bellend
October 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
More like bellend scientist
November 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Ah, NOvember.

Bellend season.
November 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Can this bellend hear himself?
November 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Nice! Love that shiny bellend.
November 5, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Well done Anushka, holding him to account. He was such an arrogant bellend.
November 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Lewis Hamilton. An absolute bellend
November 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
So the photographer is the bellend?
November 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM