#bellends
“…they don’t know why.”

It’s a complete fucking mystery isn’t it, bellends.
February 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
"The Bellends! The Bellends!"
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Jodrell Bank?

JODRELL FUCKING BANK???

Fuck off and tax the super rich you absolute bellends.
July 27, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Morning bellends
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Bellies, boobies, and…bellends? And Oxford commas.
July 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Sovereignty is…

Wanting a foreign billionaire to meddle in your politics

Oh, the back-bending mental gymnastics of those easily-led bellends.
January 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Centrists you need to understand you're all right wing bellends who are embarrassed about what you are.
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Feel free to move the Burnley game back to Sunday now, yer big bellends.
May 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
From today, it’s Sir Sadiq Khan to you Reform UK bellends. 😂
June 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not in my name you racist bellends. #nufc
March 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We were never meant to have this much access to the thoughts of absolute bellends.
June 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Bellends of Brexit should be a Channel 4 documentary
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It truly is the season of giving... upper cuts to fascist bellends.

Actually that's not seasonal.

Fuck him though.
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kettle bellends
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
There are literally documented physical differences in our brains, you bellends
July 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I would if it would keep the little bellends quiet for ten minutes.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
And this is what Farage and the far right want for the UK ... Abosulte bellends.
January 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Remember when they were going to sue Everton? Karma, you Brexit bellends.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Reform lost in Caerphilly, Gorton and Denton and now Makerfield. If I didn't know better, I'd think people didn't want a bunch of lying racist incompetent bellends spreading hatred and division.
June 19, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The number of bellends living in Dubai - it is an excellent advert for never going there 😂
March 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Bellends
July 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You know when Gary Neville said some white middle aged men were total bellends? Well...
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Some of the people fighting for a better future are absolute bellends
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM