These two should be in Belmarsh with Tommy Robinson.
December 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
These two should be in Belmarsh with Tommy Robinson.
It's time to deport Nigel Farage.
I've heard there's a space in Belmarsh next to Tommy Robinson available.
I've heard there's a space in Belmarsh next to Tommy Robinson available.
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
It's time to deport Nigel Farage.
I've heard there's a space in Belmarsh next to Tommy Robinson available.
I've heard there's a space in Belmarsh next to Tommy Robinson available.
Sliding straight into Belmarsh
February 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Sliding straight into Belmarsh
Gosh, the 'Five go to Belmarsh' sequel doesn't mention ginger beer once.
September 28, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Gosh, the 'Five go to Belmarsh' sequel doesn't mention ginger beer once.
HMP Belmarsh has high security. Just saying.
July 14, 2026 at 7:05 AM
HMP Belmarsh has high security. Just saying.
Quentin Letts Go To Belmarsh
July 30, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Quentin Letts Go To Belmarsh
Miliband can preen about how invested his mum was in Palestine's struggle, about how bad (not genocidal though, he mustn't say THAT word) things are in Gaza & the West Bank. But it's still his government dragging nanas to Belmarsh for holding cardboard, supposedly "right" to be outraged.
September 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Miliband can preen about how invested his mum was in Palestine's struggle, about how bad (not genocidal though, he mustn't say THAT word) things are in Gaza & the West Bank. But it's still his government dragging nanas to Belmarsh for holding cardboard, supposedly "right" to be outraged.
Imagine The People’s Nonce swanning around Belmarsh dressed like this (i.e. the Woking branch of Hobbycraft).
February 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Imagine The People’s Nonce swanning around Belmarsh dressed like this (i.e. the Woking branch of Hobbycraft).
Off to twok some red diesel -> oh fuck why are we in Belmarsh?
You love to see it
You love to see it
September 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Off to twok some red diesel -> oh fuck why are we in Belmarsh?
You love to see it
You love to see it
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
February 19, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
"The Belmarsh Years"
September 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
"The Belmarsh Years"
Thanks Your Excellency, US Ambassador Kevin Rudd, for your service, particularly your effort with PM Albanese, in securing the release of Australian publisher Julian Assange from US/UK persecution in Belmarsh.
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Thanks Your Excellency, US Ambassador Kevin Rudd, for your service, particularly your effort with PM Albanese, in securing the release of Australian publisher Julian Assange from US/UK persecution in Belmarsh.
All that time in Belmarsh and Wie the gangs. He'll be getting tooled up
October 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
All that time in Belmarsh and Wie the gangs. He'll be getting tooled up
Sorry that they’re not already in Belmarsh serving a minimum tariff of 30 years each!
September 27, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Sorry that they’re not already in Belmarsh serving a minimum tariff of 30 years each!
"Andrew will move [out of Royal Lodge and] to the royal estate in Sandringham, Norfolk"
So - from one mansion to another! 🤬
Repost if you think Andrew should be moved here instead...
So - from one mansion to another! 🤬
Repost if you think Andrew should be moved here instead...
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"Andrew will move [out of Royal Lodge and] to the royal estate in Sandringham, Norfolk"
So - from one mansion to another! 🤬
Repost if you think Andrew should be moved here instead...
So - from one mansion to another! 🤬
Repost if you think Andrew should be moved here instead...
TRUMPSTEIN returning from the UK premiere of THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELMARSH
#DV1 #DemVoice1
#Epsteinfiles
#DV1 #DemVoice1
#Epsteinfiles
February 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
TRUMPSTEIN returning from the UK premiere of THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELMARSH
#DV1 #DemVoice1
#Epsteinfiles
#DV1 #DemVoice1
#Epsteinfiles
A year today since Julian Assange was released from Belmarsh Prison after a campaign that stretched from the streets to Parliaments all over the world.
Happy freedom day to Julian and to all defenders of press freedom, truth and justice.
Happy freedom day to Julian and to all defenders of press freedom, truth and justice.
June 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A year today since Julian Assange was released from Belmarsh Prison after a campaign that stretched from the streets to Parliaments all over the world.
Happy freedom day to Julian and to all defenders of press freedom, truth and justice.
Happy freedom day to Julian and to all defenders of press freedom, truth and justice.
In a sane country, Brexit would be seen as an act of terrorism and the bastards who lied about it would be in Belmarsh
Nine years ago the godfather of Brexit, Lord Daniel Hannan, predicted life in Brexit Britain in June 2025. Roll the tape…
(VO by @gavinesler.bsky.social. Part 2 below👇)
(VO by @gavinesler.bsky.social. Part 2 below👇)
June 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In a sane country, Brexit would be seen as an act of terrorism and the bastards who lied about it would be in Belmarsh
If the fuzz thought they were anything other than fuel thieves, they'd be in the deepest darkest cells in Belmarsh.
September 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If the fuzz thought they were anything other than fuel thieves, they'd be in the deepest darkest cells in Belmarsh.
I remain amazed that playing music / videos on public transport without headphones doesn’t already get you sent to Belmarsh.
The only reason I've ever thought about doing telephone interviewing is to test the hypothesis that British voters won't even let you finish saying what we're talking about banning before saying "yes"
It continues to be fascinating to see how many people (not Julianna, to be clear!) really do believe that their Bluesky feed represents anything other than 'who they have chosen to follow on Bluesky'. No, the Online Safety Act is not unpopular in the UK. Have you met the median British person?
July 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I remain amazed that playing music / videos on public transport without headphones doesn’t already get you sent to Belmarsh.
Go straight to Belmarsh would seem appropriate.
March 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Go straight to Belmarsh would seem appropriate.
He will be the MP for Belmarsh.
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
He will be the MP for Belmarsh.