WHAT A WIN Y'ALL
Christian Benteke: I Got My Eye On You
ALT: Christian Benteke: I Got My Eye On You
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October 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
WHAT A WIN Y'ALL
Christian Benteke deserves better.
April 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Christian Benteke deserves better.
December 3, 2024 at 7:14 AM
A Concacaf Champions Cup club should 1000% come in and offer Benteke a max TAM deal.
As expected, D.C. United declines Christian Benteke’s contract option, making him a free agent, but “we remain in discussions regarding a potential return.”
DCU also declines options on Kristian Fletcher, Randall Leal, Derek Dodson and Rida Zouhir but in talks with Fletcher.
DCU also declines options on Kristian Fletcher, Randall Leal, Derek Dodson and Rida Zouhir but in talks with Fletcher.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A Concacaf Champions Cup club should 1000% come in and offer Benteke a max TAM deal.
Mini Benteke looking forward to his first game on Saturday (hopefully).
September 28, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Mini Benteke looking forward to his first game on Saturday (hopefully).
31' — Ron Vlaar
38' — Andreas Weimann
55' — Christian Benteke
59' — Christian Benteke
72' — Christian Benteke
88' — Gabriel Agbonlahor
Aston Villa 6-1 Sunderland, #OnThisDay in 2013 😍
#AVFC
38' — Andreas Weimann
55' — Christian Benteke
59' — Christian Benteke
72' — Christian Benteke
88' — Gabriel Agbonlahor
Aston Villa 6-1 Sunderland, #OnThisDay in 2013 😍
#AVFC
April 29, 2026 at 6:02 AM
31' — Ron Vlaar
38' — Andreas Weimann
55' — Christian Benteke
59' — Christian Benteke
72' — Christian Benteke
88' — Gabriel Agbonlahor
Aston Villa 6-1 Sunderland, #OnThisDay in 2013 😍
#AVFC
38' — Andreas Weimann
55' — Christian Benteke
59' — Christian Benteke
72' — Christian Benteke
88' — Gabriel Agbonlahor
Aston Villa 6-1 Sunderland, #OnThisDay in 2013 😍
#AVFC
With Benteke, the cupboard is bare.
Without Benteke, it's like having the Ikea flat-packed parts you can build your own cupboard with.
Without Benteke, it's like having the Ikea flat-packed parts you can build your own cupboard with.
Rene Weiler has uhhhh a mountain to climb over right now
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
With Benteke, the cupboard is bare.
Without Benteke, it's like having the Ikea flat-packed parts you can build your own cupboard with.
Without Benteke, it's like having the Ikea flat-packed parts you can build your own cupboard with.
That DC have wasted this era of Christian Benteke is unforgivable
Outside of possibilities like "lower-division team on the brink of folding," D.C. United may be having the most miserable season in all of U.S. pro soccer.
The four-week MLS transfer/trade window closes today. Barring last-minute deal(s), DCU will finish with three moves yielding one young player, $125,000 GAM and a third-round draft pick — no intl signings, DP additions or major trades. Another winter rebuild under another new coach awaits.
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That DC have wasted this era of Christian Benteke is unforgivable
Christian Benteke, D.C. United’s top scorer, out with foot and ankle injury.
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Christian Benteke, D.C. United’s top scorer, out with foot and ankle injury
Benteke, who was hurt during Wednesday’s 0-0 draw, is expected to miss multiple weeks, Coach Troy Lesesne said Friday.
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May 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Christian Benteke, D.C. United’s top scorer, out with foot and ankle injury.
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Benteke is absolutely the best player to have ever been squandered by an MLS team, IMO. Could make a case for Zlatan but shit, those Galaxy teams weren't *pitiful*.
This DC team is an absolute disaster, even with one of the most dominant goal scorers MLS has ever seen up front.
April 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Benteke is absolutely the best player to have ever been squandered by an MLS team, IMO. Could make a case for Zlatan but shit, those Galaxy teams weren't *pitiful*.
Ismaila Sarr scores on his birthday but Christian Benteke remains the only player in PL history to score on Halloween, November 5, Boxing Day, New Year's Day & his own birthday
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ismaila Sarr scores on his birthday but Christian Benteke remains the only player in PL history to score on Halloween, November 5, Boxing Day, New Year's Day & his own birthday
With Christian Benteke sidelined, João Peglow takes command as D.C. United finds a much-needed road win:
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João Peglow takes command as D.C. United finds a much-needed road win
The Brazilian scored both goals after Christian Benteke exited with an injury during a 2-1 victory over the Red Bulls.
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April 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
With Christian Benteke sidelined, João Peglow takes command as D.C. United finds a much-needed road win:
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🔔 MLS FREE AGENCY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN
Biggest players to watch:
🇦🇷 Cristian Espinoza
🇧🇪 Christian Benteke
🇨🇦 Dayne St. Clair
🇺🇸 Justin Haak
🇵🇾 Carlos Coronel
🇺🇸 Walker Zimmerman
🇩🇰 Mikael Uhre
🇺🇸 Paul Rothrock
Biggest players to watch:
🇦🇷 Cristian Espinoza
🇧🇪 Christian Benteke
🇨🇦 Dayne St. Clair
🇺🇸 Justin Haak
🇵🇾 Carlos Coronel
🇺🇸 Walker Zimmerman
🇩🇰 Mikael Uhre
🇺🇸 Paul Rothrock
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🔔 MLS FREE AGENCY IS OFFICIALLY OPEN
Biggest players to watch:
🇦🇷 Cristian Espinoza
🇧🇪 Christian Benteke
🇨🇦 Dayne St. Clair
🇺🇸 Justin Haak
🇵🇾 Carlos Coronel
🇺🇸 Walker Zimmerman
🇩🇰 Mikael Uhre
🇺🇸 Paul Rothrock
Biggest players to watch:
🇦🇷 Cristian Espinoza
🇧🇪 Christian Benteke
🇨🇦 Dayne St. Clair
🇺🇸 Justin Haak
🇵🇾 Carlos Coronel
🇺🇸 Walker Zimmerman
🇩🇰 Mikael Uhre
🇺🇸 Paul Rothrock
Going badly enough for DCU that Farr, after briefly remonstrating with Peltola & others, went to Benteke to bring him back to help remonstrate, which Benteke obliged.
5-0 Union. Sons of Ben can be heard audibly doing chugging contests.
Vibe shift for Audi in the next 16 hours will be incredible.
5-0 Union. Sons of Ben can be heard audibly doing chugging contests.
Vibe shift for Audi in the next 16 hours will be incredible.
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Going badly enough for DCU that Farr, after briefly remonstrating with Peltola & others, went to Benteke to bring him back to help remonstrate, which Benteke obliged.
5-0 Union. Sons of Ben can be heard audibly doing chugging contests.
Vibe shift for Audi in the next 16 hours will be incredible.
5-0 Union. Sons of Ben can be heard audibly doing chugging contests.
Vibe shift for Audi in the next 16 hours will be incredible.
May 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
D.C. United lineup at LA Galaxy: Barraza; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, Hopkins; Peglow, Kijima, Pirani; Badji.
Subs: Kim, Peltola, Antley, Tubbs, Dodson, Servania, Stroud, Leal, Benteke.
(Benteke has a minor ailment. Murrell out with a thigh injury.)
Subs: Kim, Peltola, Antley, Tubbs, Dodson, Servania, Stroud, Leal, Benteke.
(Benteke has a minor ailment. Murrell out with a thigh injury.)
July 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
D.C. United lineup at LA Galaxy: Barraza; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, Hopkins; Peglow, Kijima, Pirani; Badji.
Subs: Kim, Peltola, Antley, Tubbs, Dodson, Servania, Stroud, Leal, Benteke.
(Benteke has a minor ailment. Murrell out with a thigh injury.)
Subs: Kim, Peltola, Antley, Tubbs, Dodson, Servania, Stroud, Leal, Benteke.
(Benteke has a minor ailment. Murrell out with a thigh injury.)
Posted by DC United forward Christian Benteke, on his personal Instagram.
I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.
I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Posted by DC United forward Christian Benteke, on his personal Instagram.
I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.
I truly cannot think of another case in MLS history where a higher-paid, more productive & effective player was so badly squandered by the team that signed him. Really, a total shame.
Christian Benteke: an era wasted.
As expected, D.C. United declines Christian Benteke’s contract option, making him a free agent, but “we remain in discussions regarding a potential return.”
DCU also declines options on Kristian Fletcher, Randall Leal, Derek Dodson and Rida Zouhir but in talks with Fletcher.
DCU also declines options on Kristian Fletcher, Randall Leal, Derek Dodson and Rida Zouhir but in talks with Fletcher.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Christian Benteke: an era wasted.
Christian Benteke posted a good-bye message here. I can’t say I’m surprised. I have no idea what our LinkedIn GM event wants and Benteke can’t be bothered I imagine to stay for a rebuild project www.instagram.com/p/DRuv3l5CW4B/
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Christian Benteke posted a good-bye message here. I can’t say I’m surprised. I have no idea what our LinkedIn GM event wants and Benteke can’t be bothered I imagine to stay for a rebuild project www.instagram.com/p/DRuv3l5CW4B/
D.C. United ‘optimistic’ about Christian Benteke returning to lineup.
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D.C. United ‘optimistic’ about Christian Benteke returning to lineup
D.C. United’s João Peglow will probably miss his second consecutive match with a hamstring injury and Dominique Badji is questionable.
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May 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
D.C. United ‘optimistic’ about Christian Benteke returning to lineup.
Details:
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Details:
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D.C. United lineup vs Colorado Rapids, friendly in Palm Beach Gardens:
Kim; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, trialist, Stroud, Kijima, Pirani, Benteke.
Kim; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, trialist, Stroud, Kijima, Pirani, Benteke.
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
D.C. United lineup vs Colorado Rapids, friendly in Palm Beach Gardens:
Kim; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, trialist, Stroud, Kijima, Pirani, Benteke.
Kim; Herrera, Bartlett, Rowles, Schnegg; Enow, trialist, Stroud, Kijima, Pirani, Benteke.
In three years since Garber gave this interview MLS has brought in Insigne, Bernardeschi, Shaqiri, Benteke, Bale, Chiellini, Herrera, Burki, Messi, Suarez, Busquets, Alba, Giroud, Lloris, Reus, Muriel, Choupo-Moting, Muller and now Son but other than that it was accurate
August 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In three years since Garber gave this interview MLS has brought in Insigne, Bernardeschi, Shaqiri, Benteke, Bale, Chiellini, Herrera, Burki, Messi, Suarez, Busquets, Alba, Giroud, Lloris, Reus, Muriel, Choupo-Moting, Muller and now Son but other than that it was accurate
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May 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Must...not...post..."Wor'ammuh" to figure...painting...posts...BENTEKE!!!!