God, explaining babies for the first time:
"I'm giving you the bestbrain ever. You'll have so much processing power and hard drive space"
Us: "cool. love the specs. Can't wait for it to start catching deer and mammoth"
God: "well, hold on."
"I'm giving you the bestbrain ever. You'll have so much processing power and hard drive space"
Us: "cool. love the specs. Can't wait for it to start catching deer and mammoth"
God: "well, hold on."
July 26, 2021 at 3:09 PM
God, explaining babies for the first time:
"I'm giving you the bestbrain ever. You'll have so much processing power and hard drive space"
Us: "cool. love the specs. Can't wait for it to start catching deer and mammoth"
God: "well, hold on."
"I'm giving you the bestbrain ever. You'll have so much processing power and hard drive space"
Us: "cool. love the specs. Can't wait for it to start catching deer and mammoth"
God: "well, hold on."
Ahem. President BESTBRAIN McBusiness. Multiple dementia tests have proven it!
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Ahem. President BESTBRAIN McBusiness. Multiple dementia tests have proven it!
From the only human in society that's ever bankrupt a casino #bestbrain #artofthedeal
April 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
From the only human in society that's ever bankrupt a casino #bestbrain #artofthedeal
Buffoon doing buffoonery things #bestbrain #dumptrump
April 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Buffoon doing buffoonery things #bestbrain #dumptrump
OMG another flip over to that Laura fella and the orange buffoon is "3 steps ahead!!" You can't make this shit up @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy #fucktrump #bestbrain #perfectgenius
April 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
OMG another flip over to that Laura fella and the orange buffoon is "3 steps ahead!!" You can't make this shit up @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy #fucktrump #bestbrain #perfectgenius
March 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I'll be issuing a full and
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
unconditional pardon to the late, great Hannibal Lecter, a very fine person who was treated very unfairly.”
February 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
bestbrain programming tip: alias gcc to rm -rf , so if you slip by accident your machine will clean up after you
godbrain programming tip: don't write any code
programming tip: don't write any bugs
January 7, 2024 at 1:33 PM
bestbrain programming tip: alias gcc to rm -rf , so if you slip by accident your machine will clean up after you
Trump blaming Zelensky in 2025 is fact-checked by his formidable foe, the weak woke commie Trump from 2022, when he said Putin was smart for trying to take over Ukraine #bestbrain #BestKissA$$ #trump #ukraine #zelensky
Trump: Putin Is Smart, Our Leaders Are Dumb
YouTube video by Bloomberg Television
www.youtube.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump blaming Zelensky in 2025 is fact-checked by his formidable foe, the weak woke commie Trump from 2022, when he said Putin was smart for trying to take over Ukraine #bestbrain #BestKissA$$ #trump #ukraine #zelensky
I'm sure it'll be fine. Bestbrain McDroopyface has it all under control.
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm sure it'll be fine. Bestbrain McDroopyface has it all under control.
Birdbrain is bestbrain!
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Birdbrain is bestbrain!
Yes, the museum should collect and display artifacts from the future.
Good decree, President Bestbrain.
Good decree, President Bestbrain.
August 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yes, the museum should collect and display artifacts from the future.
Good decree, President Bestbrain.
Good decree, President Bestbrain.