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Best line ever…”you get to go find mines” from Full Metal Jacket. #bestlineever #fullmetaljacket
September 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Young Frankenstein.
“So, you’re telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-three inch wide GORILLA?! IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME!”
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September 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
#BestLineEver @jspartan11 to 3 yr old taking his time "be a rabbit 🐰, not a turtle! 🐢" #homesweethome 😘 @SusanSooner @Lowe1966
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
#BestLineEver @jspartan11 to 3 yr old taking his time "be a rabbit 🐰, not a turtle! 🐢" #homesweethome 😘 @SusanSooner @Lowe1966
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Stop whining! 😛 #BestLineEver #OrphanBlackFinale @OrphanBlack
December 24, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Welcome to wonderland! #bestlineever #AskScandal
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The family that kills together. - Deb Morgan
#BestLineEver @SHO_Dexter #Dexter
December 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
"Giving V to Jason Stackhouse is like givin' ho ho's to a diabetic!" - Tara
#TrueBlood @TrueBloodHBO
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December 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
"Damned English oak." #bestlineever
December 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Best line ever…”And Dr. Franklin, the inventor of the stove”- 1776 (1972) #bestlineever #1776 #williamdaniels #BenjaminFranklin
July 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Best line ever…”who told you that, the agent fairy?” -Tootsie (1982) #bestlineever #tootsie
October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Best line ever…”I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here—your winnings sir” - Casablanca (1942) #bestlineever #casablanca #clauderains #tcm
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Best line ever…”You know black and white would capture the moment” #bestlineever #sixteencandles
May 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Best line ever “no matter where you go it will always be better than Tucson” Hamlet 2 (2008) #bestlineever #hamlet2
March 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I wish my keeper pool line of @hallsy04 @ebs_14 and @rnh_93 gets some points... #bestlineever
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 PM
"You belong to me, like a very hairy #jakegylllenhaal to me" 😂😂 #bestlineever #adamsandberg #fredarmisen
I want to go back to a time when SNL was putting out gems like this one. Super smart f*uck you to oppressive power (Mahmoud Ahmadinejad @ UN)

#iransofar #SNL #thelonelyisland
#SNL50

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December 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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“Don’t enlist until you know what war you’re fighting.” - Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk, Spider-Man: Across The Spider-verse.
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July 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
“We are supposed to be the good guys!” - Spider-Gwen
#SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderverse
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June 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“Just don’t enlist until you know what war you’re fighting.” - Spider-Punk
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June 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Heathers:
“I just killed my best friend!”
“And your worst enemy.”
“Same difference!”
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May 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Plants were probably the first to have polyester outerwear" 🌱👚👗 #BestLineEver
November 19, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You're not a eunuch, are you? #bestlineever
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" #bestlineever
November 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM