*Smoking a cannabis cigarette* It's The Doctor... smoking an imaginary bifter with a bot, the furture truly is terrible
October 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
*Smoking a cannabis cigarette* It's The Doctor... smoking an imaginary bifter with a bot, the furture truly is terrible
Over a tea and a packet of Hula Hoops I appear to have talked myself out of going to the gym tonight. I’ve been 4 times this week already and I cycled at lunchtime, I deserve a drink and a bifter after work don’t I?!
October 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Over a tea and a packet of Hula Hoops I appear to have talked myself out of going to the gym tonight. I’ve been 4 times this week already and I cycled at lunchtime, I deserve a drink and a bifter after work don’t I?!
Forgot how I’ve built up a tolerance to the erb over my months out of work. Just shared a bifter with a mate on the way back from the pub and when we bid each other farewell he’d gone to another place by then. Ha!
October 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Forgot how I’ve built up a tolerance to the erb over my months out of work. Just shared a bifter with a mate on the way back from the pub and when we bid each other farewell he’d gone to another place by then. Ha!
Beefheart was a religion among a lot of folk I knew. Also Scallies liked a bit of Zappa & a bifter, & maybe something stronger. Someone said that Manchester was a half of mild & a line of speed, & Liverpool was a spliff & some acid. Some truth in that I think.
October 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Beefheart was a religion among a lot of folk I knew. Also Scallies liked a bit of Zappa & a bifter, & maybe something stronger. Someone said that Manchester was a half of mild & a line of speed, & Liverpool was a spliff & some acid. Some truth in that I think.
*walks from pub*
*turns back to wind and lights bifter*
*doesn't turn back and carries on walking*
*turns back to wind and lights bifter*
*doesn't turn back and carries on walking*
September 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
*walks from pub*
*turns back to wind and lights bifter*
*doesn't turn back and carries on walking*
*turns back to wind and lights bifter*
*doesn't turn back and carries on walking*
Perfect, all you need now is an ice cube & a Gitane bifter
September 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Perfect, all you need now is an ice cube & a Gitane bifter
Floyd & a bifter...
September 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Floyd & a bifter...
Thingio, Bifter, Antwacky, merder, doing me ead in, Sound
September 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Thingio, Bifter, Antwacky, merder, doing me ead in, Sound
Ill be sitting there laughing with a nice bifter in my gob with a contented smirk
September 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ill be sitting there laughing with a nice bifter in my gob with a contented smirk
You can see why the NHS are using it. 8x 200mg of ibuprofen a day (2 more than you’re meant to) just dampened things but that shit is bad for all your organs in prolonged use. One bifter and it was like a cure.
August 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
You can see why the NHS are using it. 8x 200mg of ibuprofen a day (2 more than you’re meant to) just dampened things but that shit is bad for all your organs in prolonged use. One bifter and it was like a cure.
Everyone else carried on the holiday so I was on my own in this empty farmhouse just pissing and hurting for days. The only thing that gave me a bit of relief was I had some weed so I’d have a little bifter in the afternoon and for a sweet hour all the pain would dissolve, I’d relax & feel better.
August 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Everyone else carried on the holiday so I was on my own in this empty farmhouse just pissing and hurting for days. The only thing that gave me a bit of relief was I had some weed so I’d have a little bifter in the afternoon and for a sweet hour all the pain would dissolve, I’d relax & feel better.
Nothing like a dude walking past you ending his night, hacking his lungs all over a massive bifter while you lock your bike for an 8am boxing class, to realise quite how your priorities have changed.
August 29, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Nothing like a dude walking past you ending his night, hacking his lungs all over a massive bifter while you lock your bike for an 8am boxing class, to realise quite how your priorities have changed.
Bifter already taken
August 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Bifter already taken
Swingout Bifter
August 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Swingout Bifter
*Smoking a bifter* It's Arjan’s Haze 2... Look whoever you are I'm high!...
August 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
*Smoking a bifter* It's Arjan’s Haze 2... Look whoever you are I'm high!...
Lahinch, County Clare, has your one-stop shop for all Henrik Larsson smoking big, fat bifter apparel
August 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Lahinch, County Clare, has your one-stop shop for all Henrik Larsson smoking big, fat bifter apparel
A bifter? Who taught you that!?
August 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A bifter? Who taught you that!?
*Smoking a bifter* It's Mozambique Poison... Look whoever you are I'm high!...
August 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*Smoking a bifter* It's Mozambique Poison... Look whoever you are I'm high!...
The weed addict behind us does the same at 07:30 every morning whilst having his first non skunk bifter of the day.
August 10, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The weed addict behind us does the same at 07:30 every morning whilst having his first non skunk bifter of the day.
Last full day of hols tomo. I will miss this obvs but a few things are making home more welcome…I will die of alcohol and crisps poisoning if I stay any longer (who knew Port was so lush and cheap IN Portugal?), I really miss the bleddy dog (Owwwoooooo), and I’d quite like a bifter.
August 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Last full day of hols tomo. I will miss this obvs but a few things are making home more welcome…I will die of alcohol and crisps poisoning if I stay any longer (who knew Port was so lush and cheap IN Portugal?), I really miss the bleddy dog (Owwwoooooo), and I’d quite like a bifter.
I despise that yellow toothed, mouldy bifter smelling grifter
July 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I despise that yellow toothed, mouldy bifter smelling grifter
Jesus fucking Christ. That's incredibly grim, but unsurprising. Guess I'm extra glad that I'm now about 98% off the bifter.
It was better in the 60s when it was definitely all grown by charismatic gentlemen hippies or naturally occurring wherever Jethro Tull fans sat down for too long.
It was better in the 60s when it was definitely all grown by charismatic gentlemen hippies or naturally occurring wherever Jethro Tull fans sat down for too long.
July 30, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. That's incredibly grim, but unsurprising. Guess I'm extra glad that I'm now about 98% off the bifter.
It was better in the 60s when it was definitely all grown by charismatic gentlemen hippies or naturally occurring wherever Jethro Tull fans sat down for too long.
It was better in the 60s when it was definitely all grown by charismatic gentlemen hippies or naturally occurring wherever Jethro Tull fans sat down for too long.
This is exactly why I often have a bifter b4. Still the same confusion and swears but after a while you just don’t care you’ve made a rattan sculpture instead of a seating area.
July 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is exactly why I often have a bifter b4. Still the same confusion and swears but after a while you just don’t care you’ve made a rattan sculpture instead of a seating area.
Can't someone just shove Farage on the crippled crossface & be done with it
Sick of hearing about this yellow toothed, piss smelling, mouldy bifter breathed Nazi just fuck it off
Sick of hearing about this yellow toothed, piss smelling, mouldy bifter breathed Nazi just fuck it off
Larry the cat's commitment to public service remains strong.
July 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Can't someone just shove Farage on the crippled crossface & be done with it
Sick of hearing about this yellow toothed, piss smelling, mouldy bifter breathed Nazi just fuck it off
Sick of hearing about this yellow toothed, piss smelling, mouldy bifter breathed Nazi just fuck it off