Wearing a mask might hide your face, but it won’t save you from the fact that you sold out self-respect and dignity for Trump’s grift.
May 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
**"Musk fumes over unpaid Tesla CEO role & stock plunge: ‘A very expensive job’ as shares drop 50%. Critics slam his priorities. #ElonMusk #Tesla #StockCrash #CEOPay #CorporateDrama #BillionaireProblems"**
March 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
**"Musk fumes over unpaid Tesla CEO role & stock plunge: ‘A very expensive job’ as shares drop 50%. Critics slam his priorities. #ElonMusk #Tesla #StockCrash #CEOPay #CorporateDrama #BillionaireProblems"**
Bezos has to pay for that wedding and also cover his bribe for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
#BillionaireProblems
#BillionaireProblems
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bezos has to pay for that wedding and also cover his bribe for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
#BillionaireProblems
#BillionaireProblems
Ya, but his new 500M sailing yacht needs some repairs so he clearly needs to fire everyone to pay for it. #BillionaireProblems
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Ya, but his new 500M sailing yacht needs some repairs so he clearly needs to fire everyone to pay for it. #BillionaireProblems
Apartheid Elon has $850B but admits money can’t buy happiness. Billions can’t fix stress, sleep, or existential dread. Not even a Tesla can solve that. 💸🤯 #BillionaireProblems #LifeLessons” fortune.com/2026/02/06/b...
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Apartheid Elon has $850B but admits money can’t buy happiness. Billions can’t fix stress, sleep, or existential dread. Not even a Tesla can solve that. 💸🤯 #BillionaireProblems #LifeLessons” fortune.com/2026/02/06/b...
December 18, 2024 at 4:56 AM
DYK: Elon Musk loses a billion dollars every time Tesla drops $2.43.
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.
#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.
#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom
April 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
DYK: Elon Musk loses a billion dollars every time Tesla drops $2.43.
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.
#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom
I lose a sock in the laundry and cry—he loses a billion and just tweets through it.
Honestly? I’m fine with it. Real fine.
#BillionaireProblems #TeslaTumbles #MuskMath #IDontFeelBad #CryInTheChandelierRoom
Fun facts are fun #billionaireproblems
January 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Fun facts are fun #billionaireproblems
“If you were rich, you wouldn’t want to be taxed either.” And if I were a dragon, I’d hoard gold too.
👉 See through the nonsense: biggertable.blue
#FantasyEconomics #BillionaireProblems #WealthHoarding #TaxFairness #ProgressiveHumor
👉 See through the nonsense: biggertable.blue
#FantasyEconomics #BillionaireProblems #WealthHoarding #TaxFairness #ProgressiveHumor
June 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“If you were rich, you wouldn’t want to be taxed either.” And if I were a dragon, I’d hoard gold too.
👉 See through the nonsense: biggertable.blue
#FantasyEconomics #BillionaireProblems #WealthHoarding #TaxFairness #ProgressiveHumor
👉 See through the nonsense: biggertable.blue
#FantasyEconomics #BillionaireProblems #WealthHoarding #TaxFairness #ProgressiveHumor
Elon Musk, the guy who thinks he's a real-life Tony Stark, but in reality, is just a rich kid playing with expensive toys. #IronManWho? #BillionaireProblems
November 12, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Elon Musk, the guy who thinks he's a real-life Tony Stark, but in reality, is just a rich kid playing with expensive toys. #IronManWho? #BillionaireProblems
1/6: So, #BezosIsATool 🤡 thinks he can #AppeaseTheOrangeMenace 🍊 by playing nice? Fuck that! 🙄 He's just trying to protect his #AmazonEmpire 💸 from #Trump'sTwitterTantrums 📱 #BillionaireProblems www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Where Jeff Bezos Went Wrong With The Washington Post
The billionaire handled his ownership admirably for more than a decade. But his courage failed him when he needed it most.
www.theatlantic.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
1/6: So, #BezosIsATool 🤡 thinks he can #AppeaseTheOrangeMenace 🍊 by playing nice? Fuck that! 🙄 He's just trying to protect his #AmazonEmpire 💸 from #Trump'sTwitterTantrums 📱 #BillionaireProblems www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Buying a social media platform, changing the algorithm to suit your personal belief system, and not giving a 💩that millions leave.
#BillionaireProblems
#BillionaireProblems
a man in a mario costume is sitting in a courtroom with a man in a suit behind him
ALT: a man in a mario costume is sitting in a courtroom with a man in a suit behind him
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Buying a social media platform, changing the algorithm to suit your personal belief system, and not giving a 💩that millions leave.
#BillionaireProblems
#BillionaireProblems
I'm so glad my family was happy and poor.
#RupertMurdoch #FoxNews #FamilyTrust #Succession #BillionaireProblems #News
#RupertMurdoch #FoxNews #FamilyTrust #Succession #BillionaireProblems #News
Rupert Murdoch Fails in Bid to Change Family Trust (Gift Article)
A Nevada commissioner ruled resoundingly against Mr. Murdoch, who was trying to give full control of his empire to his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing editorial slant.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I'm so glad my family was happy and poor.
#RupertMurdoch #FoxNews #FamilyTrust #Succession #BillionaireProblems #News
#RupertMurdoch #FoxNews #FamilyTrust #Succession #BillionaireProblems #News
Over on Facebook, the site is down. Maybe all those stupid AI reels crashed it.
I hope it costs ol' Zuckerberg money beaucoup to correct it since he laid off so many employees over the years.
#billionaireproblems
#Facebook
I hope it costs ol' Zuckerberg money beaucoup to correct it since he laid off so many employees over the years.
#billionaireproblems
June 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Over on Facebook, the site is down. Maybe all those stupid AI reels crashed it.
I hope it costs ol' Zuckerberg money beaucoup to correct it since he laid off so many employees over the years.
#billionaireproblems
#Facebook
I hope it costs ol' Zuckerberg money beaucoup to correct it since he laid off so many employees over the years.
#billionaireproblems
Meanwhile Trump took Air Force One down to Mar-a-Lago this weekend and every one of his Cabinet members flies around on a private jet either they own personally or the U.S. taxpayer is paying for #BillionaireProblems
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Meanwhile Trump took Air Force One down to Mar-a-Lago this weekend and every one of his Cabinet members flies around on a private jet either they own personally or the U.S. taxpayer is paying for #BillionaireProblems
And we wonder why people hord supplies and sell them at 3000% markup during emergencies. Also, #billionaireproblems
January 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And we wonder why people hord supplies and sell them at 3000% markup during emergencies. Also, #billionaireproblems
Is the US military pro or anti coup? Historically, whoever the military supports will stay in power.
#coup
#Dystopianlife
#billionaireproblems
#history
#coup
#Dystopianlife
#billionaireproblems
#history
February 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is the US military pro or anti coup? Historically, whoever the military supports will stay in power.
#coup
#Dystopianlife
#billionaireproblems
#history
#coup
#Dystopianlife
#billionaireproblems
#history
TFW you devalue your own back catalogue so successfully that it becomes cheaper to buy it back than it would be to put yourself through the emotional grief of re-recording your worst album. #billionaireproblems
May 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
TFW you devalue your own back catalogue so successfully that it becomes cheaper to buy it back than it would be to put yourself through the emotional grief of re-recording your worst album. #billionaireproblems
So, his implants are wearing off, huh? Didn’t anyone tell him that happens with cosmetic procedures? Oh, but I guess his billions and billions aren’t enough to get them fixed.
#CosmeticSurgery #Implants #BillionaireProblems #RichPeopleThings #MoneyCantFixEverything
#CosmeticSurgery #Implants #BillionaireProblems #RichPeopleThings #MoneyCantFixEverything
March 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So, his implants are wearing off, huh? Didn’t anyone tell him that happens with cosmetic procedures? Oh, but I guess his billions and billions aren’t enough to get them fixed.
#CosmeticSurgery #Implants #BillionaireProblems #RichPeopleThings #MoneyCantFixEverything
#CosmeticSurgery #Implants #BillionaireProblems #RichPeopleThings #MoneyCantFixEverything
When the submersible search was going on (and I was fairly certain they had imploded but that hadn't been announced yet) I felt the same way. #BillionaireProblems.
July 7, 2023 at 1:30 AM
When the submersible search was going on (and I was fairly certain they had imploded but that hadn't been announced yet) I felt the same way. #BillionaireProblems.
And look at all those job openings.
automattic.com/jobs/
Mismanagement at its very best and yet Mullenweg will not be held responsible because the investors allowed him to keep voting rights.
Quit investing in companies you do not get a say in managing.
#wpdrama #billionaireproblems
automattic.com/jobs/
Mismanagement at its very best and yet Mullenweg will not be held responsible because the investors allowed him to keep voting rights.
Quit investing in companies you do not get a say in managing.
#wpdrama #billionaireproblems
Jobs at Automattic
Jobs at Automattic Beware of job scammers We’ve recently learned that some people have been contacted by scammers pretending to be part of the Automattic hiring team, using names like “Caelia Basse…
automattic.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And look at all those job openings.
automattic.com/jobs/
Mismanagement at its very best and yet Mullenweg will not be held responsible because the investors allowed him to keep voting rights.
Quit investing in companies you do not get a say in managing.
#wpdrama #billionaireproblems
automattic.com/jobs/
Mismanagement at its very best and yet Mullenweg will not be held responsible because the investors allowed him to keep voting rights.
Quit investing in companies you do not get a say in managing.
#wpdrama #billionaireproblems
Elon Musk thought he was the law... until Brazil said otherwise Guess you can't buy immunity from court orders!
#BillionaireProblems #XFactor
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x
#BillionaireProblems #XFactor
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x
Elon Musk backs down in his fight with Brazilian judges to restore X
The platform agrees to appoint a legal representative in Brazil, pays fines and takes down user accounts that the court had ordered removed
www.theguardian.com
September 22, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Elon Musk thought he was the law... until Brazil said otherwise Guess you can't buy immunity from court orders!
#BillionaireProblems #XFactor
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x
#BillionaireProblems #XFactor
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x
Yes. THEY. EAT. THEMSELVES.
(Not fast enough)
#corporatebloatbutts 🤑
#billionaireproblems 💯
#workersovergreed 💰
(Not fast enough)
#corporatebloatbutts 🤑
#billionaireproblems 💯
#workersovergreed 💰
July 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Yes. THEY. EAT. THEMSELVES.
(Not fast enough)
#corporatebloatbutts 🤑
#billionaireproblems 💯
#workersovergreed 💰
(Not fast enough)
#corporatebloatbutts 🤑
#billionaireproblems 💯
#workersovergreed 💰
Yikes. I truly hope this isn’t the case. If it is true this is a new low for him. I shouldn’t expect different since last time he invited people to leave he was MIA for the rest of the week too. Leaving dozens of people in limbo. #wpdrama #wordpressterrorism #billionaireproblems
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yikes. I truly hope this isn’t the case. If it is true this is a new low for him. I shouldn’t expect different since last time he invited people to leave he was MIA for the rest of the week too. Leaving dozens of people in limbo. #wpdrama #wordpressterrorism #billionaireproblems
Twitter purchase or face charges flip.it/PC7NziElon He can fund Mars coloniztn but can’t meet SEC filing deadline, The richest man on Earth calling for financial mercy is the chef’s kiss of irony. Maybe Neuralink can develop a chip to remind him of deadlines. #BillionaireProblems #PocketChangePanic”
Elon Musk says SEC orders him to pay fine over Twitter purchase or face charges | CNN Business
Elon Musk apparently has one last battle to wage with outgoing Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Gary Gensler.
flip.it
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Twitter purchase or face charges flip.it/PC7NziElon He can fund Mars coloniztn but can’t meet SEC filing deadline, The richest man on Earth calling for financial mercy is the chef’s kiss of irony. Maybe Neuralink can develop a chip to remind him of deadlines. #BillionaireProblems #PocketChangePanic”