#biohack
March 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
my eyes look really pretty today but i can’t show you since 99% of my followers are spies trying to biohack my retina scanner
September 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
>having friends is now ‘ultimate biohack’

please just be normal
July 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
come let us biohack together and see the universe in a new light
Improved version
February 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
sounds like something a spy trying to biohack my retinea scanner would say
September 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Sorry but Twitter shouldn’t be the only place that gets updates from the rich guy trying to biohack to immortality
November 23, 2024 at 6:19 AM
When you biohack your way into reinventing Puritanism
March 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The year is 2070, and a subculture of humans exists where they biohack and change themselves into absurdly huge musclefurs, getting off on how extreme and horrifying people outside the subculture think they are. Also some people biohack into twink furries. To be bred by them.
May 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I'm very comfy posting this on the ol' studio account: I'm a scientist by training and science is, was, and shall remain trans AF lol

While boring-ass tech bros "biohack" their bodies with orphan blood or whatever, trans people remain the biohacker all-stars and if you disagree I've got receipts :)
September 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Been wondering this. My guess is they were bullied as kids and hate the idea that someone would biohack their body to be a lady rather than a super heman.
i will never understand how many tech guys are weirdly bioconservative but only about trans people
Later he somehow got around tweets I made about Eclipse Phase and liked probably because the art looked epic as hell. That was very funny too considering blue haired women are a transhumanist dead-end or something to him
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
we’ll finally see the elite care about trans rights once trans people biohack their way to immortality.
December 28, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Toggling my debilitating masturbation addiction on and off using different bowls of cereal #biohack
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We should biohack dogs to have perfect color vision. Hell make them tetrachromatic so they can see colors better
June 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Tremendous biohack. Joe Rogan talked about it on his podcast
Doing the Fred flintstone program (paleo diet, hollowing out the bottom of your car and pushing it with your feet for cardio/weight dual workout)
January 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Biohack Your Way To Lactose Tolerance (Through Suffering)
Biohack Your Way To Lactose Tolerance (Through Suffering)
Hackaday Article
hackaday.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Cars hate this one biohack
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The biohack guy spent millions of dollars to have the same skintone as Laura Palmer washed up on a beach
November 3, 2024 at 11:53 PM
you want HRT to become a binary human gender

i want HRT to biohack myself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh

we have the same goals of bodily autonomy & total intersectional liberation

let’s kiss about it & smash the state
each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both)

this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.

this is an existential threat to fascists.
"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Ketamine has some real potential benefits for treating things ranging from depression to stroke, but the unmitigated gall of these people using it to biohack their way to productivity while working for an administration that thinks ADHD isn’t real is infuriating.
February 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You want HRT to biohack yourself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh.

I want you to get your HRT to biohack yourself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh.
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’m sure there will be no horrifying side effects to trying to biohack embryos.

Also that’s totes not eugenics at all.
Tech bros know what every parent wants: children who sleep less
December 11, 2024 at 10:33 PM
And just like that another BGHTCon comes to an end. Finished off this morning with Biohack and Wandering Towers.
April 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Addressing the high cost of innovative medications with this cute natural immunity biohack
(From FB)
January 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
they say they wanna "destroy gender" but don't even wanna biohack themselves with brazilian estrogen they bought with bitcoin and snort amazon progesterone powder of an androgynous puppygirl's b-cup tits smh
90% of tumblr "gender abolition" is TERF shit from the seventies and eighties but the person saying it has they/them pronouns and dresses like a scene kid so it's chill
December 5, 2024 at 2:08 AM