if anyone wants to scare me for my birthday (oct 31st) by buying me some new and fresh evah pirazzi violin strings, don't do it !!!!!!! i would be so spooked, and gooped, and gagged, i'd be shidding pissin cummin fartin dyin birthgiving
October 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
if anyone wants to scare me for my birthday (oct 31st) by buying me some new and fresh evah pirazzi violin strings, don't do it !!!!!!! i would be so spooked, and gooped, and gagged, i'd be shidding pissin cummin fartin dyin birthgiving
When Amina Kayani's mother offered to help with her upcoming birthgiving, she braced for the expected tension of hosting a parent. "Instead, three days before I went into labor, my mother arrived with a smile and asked, 'Why don’t you have any good games on the PlayStation?'"
Sitting the month: Playing Röki with my mother after giving birth
A story of the ways long-held traditions can still surprise us and reveal us to one another
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September 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
When Amina Kayani's mother offered to help with her upcoming birthgiving, she braced for the expected tension of hosting a parent. "Instead, three days before I went into labor, my mother arrived with a smile and asked, 'Why don’t you have any good games on the PlayStation?'"
Actually there are two versions of this au. One is in Hell, second is in human realm, but with a/b/o kinda thing. In the latter Valentino is probably the birthgiving parent, cuz I see a/b/o Vox only as a beta, but maaaybe Venna's related to only one of them and birthing parent is another person
August 31, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Actually there are two versions of this au. One is in Hell, second is in human realm, but with a/b/o kinda thing. In the latter Valentino is probably the birthgiving parent, cuz I see a/b/o Vox only as a beta, but maaaybe Venna's related to only one of them and birthing parent is another person
im still cumming shidding crying birthgiving embalming machining my vagina over this i cant believe its realTHANK YOU KONAMI
August 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
im still cumming shidding crying birthgiving embalming machining my vagina over this i cant believe its realTHANK YOU KONAMI
cumming crying pissing screaming eating birthgiving hallucinating sleepwalking
August 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
cumming crying pissing screaming eating birthgiving hallucinating sleepwalking
It costs 0 dollars for cis people to stop saying 'maternal'/'mothers'/'women's choice' as a blanket term for all birthgiving parents, and yet they keep doing it, being transphobic, over and over again
October 3, 2023 at 2:31 PM
It costs 0 dollars for cis people to stop saying 'maternal'/'mothers'/'women's choice' as a blanket term for all birthgiving parents, and yet they keep doing it, being transphobic, over and over again
Merry birthgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Merry birthgiving!
Merry birthgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Merry birthgiving!
@bitfox13.bsky.social Merry birthgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@bitfox13.bsky.social Merry birthgiving!
There’s nothing more brain rot content than LinkedIn posts but there’s another level of fuckery that is engagement/marriage/birthgiving announcements on that rotten app
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There’s nothing more brain rot content than LinkedIn posts but there’s another level of fuckery that is engagement/marriage/birthgiving announcements on that rotten app
Wishing a very Happy Birthgiving to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Millie.
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Wishing a very Happy Birthgiving to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Millie.
![chel figures in a Verapaz myth related by Las Casas, according to which she, together with her spouse, Itzamna, had thirteen sons, two of whom created heaven and earth and all that belongs to it.[17] No other myth figuring Ixchel has been preserved. However, her mythology may once have focused on the sweatbath, the place where Maya mothers were to go before and after birthgiving.[18] As stated above, the Aztec counterpart to Ixchel as a patron of midwifery, Toci, was also the Goddess of the sweatbath. In myths from Oaxaca, the aged adoptive mother of the Sun and Moon siblings is finally imprisoned in a sweatbath to become its patron deity.[19] Several Maya myths have aged goddesses end up in the same place, in particular the Cakchiquel and Tzʼutujil grandmother of Sun and Moon, called Bʼatzbʼal ("Weaving Implement") in Tzʼutujil.[20] On the other hand, in Qʼeqchiʼ Sun and Moon myth, an aged Maya goddess (Xkitza) who would otherwise appear to correspond closely to the Oaxacan Old Adoptive Mother, does not appear to be connected to the sweatbath.[21]
Cult of Ixchel
In the early 16th century, Maya women seeking to ensure a fruitful marriage would travel to the sanctuary of Ix Chel on the island of Cozumel, the most important place of pilgrimage after Chichen Itza, off the east coast of the Yucatán peninsula. There, a priest hidden in a large statue would give oracles.[22] To the north of Cozumel is a much smaller island baptized by its Spanish discoverer, Hernández de Córdoba, the "Island of Women" (Isla Mujeres), "on account of the idols representing the Goddesses of the country which he found there, such as Ixchel, Ix Chekel Yax, Ixhunie, Ixhunieta. They were clothed from the waist down and had their breasts covered, as is the custom of Indian women."[23] On the other side of the peninsula, the head town of the Chontal province of Acalan (Itzamkanac) venerated Ixchel as one its main deities. One of Acalan's coastal settlements was called Tixchel "At the place of Ixc…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u2zjvwiyyiezc6hlxypomtj4/bafkreifanaj65pjtkm3ugegdapuekacpihcwntreced6zvyuw53wq65wji)
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
May 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
IM MAD AS FUCK DUDE THESE JEANS ARE SOME OF MY FAVES BC THEY HIDE MY FUCKING BIRTHGIVING HIPS AND NOW I CANT EVEN WEAR THEM BECAUSE IM TOO SNATCHED???
March 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
IM MAD AS FUCK DUDE THESE JEANS ARE SOME OF MY FAVES BC THEY HIDE MY FUCKING BIRTHGIVING HIPS AND NOW I CANT EVEN WEAR THEM BECAUSE IM TOO SNATCHED???
Guess who's doing laundry on Birthgiving? Smh.
December 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Guess who's doing laundry on Birthgiving? Smh.
Yes!! And happy Thanksgiving to u! "@Uncle_Jeff: "@theinventher: #Birthgiving <- Happy Birthgiving, be thankful u can afford to do laundry!"
December 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Yes!! And happy Thanksgiving to u! "@Uncle_Jeff: "@theinventher: #Birthgiving <- Happy Birthgiving, be thankful u can afford to do laundry!"
Or your birthgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Or your birthgiving.
"Midwife"
Then: A woman who assists in birthgiving
Now: A spouse who kinda sucks
Then: A woman who assists in birthgiving
Now: A spouse who kinda sucks
February 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
"Midwife"
Then: A woman who assists in birthgiving
Now: A spouse who kinda sucks
Then: A woman who assists in birthgiving
Now: A spouse who kinda sucks
Evangelicals believe that women should endure indescribable pain during pregnancy and birthgiving because "The curse of eve must be bared by all women"
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Evangelicals believe that women should endure indescribable pain during pregnancy and birthgiving because "The curse of eve must be bared by all women"
Now we need Viktor's birthgiving 💓
May 23, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Now we need Viktor's birthgiving 💓
Indeed ♥️ Also I'm so inspired by your Arcane post-canon theory where JayVik survived, gone to another world/reality and finally married, Viktor returned his human-like appearance, but stayed a mage and all his magic gone to make his 6 pregnancies and birthgiving healthy + his body stopped aging 💔
April 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Indeed ♥️ Also I'm so inspired by your Arcane post-canon theory where JayVik survived, gone to another world/reality and finally married, Viktor returned his human-like appearance, but stayed a mage and all his magic gone to make his 6 pregnancies and birthgiving healthy + his body stopped aging 💔