#blackthumb
A fellow blackthumb, too? Quantum sibs indeed. I once killed an AIR PLANT. (runs off sobbing)
October 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I would, without a doubt, kill them within a fortnight.

#BlackThumb
September 26, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Successfully encouraged the cactus to bloom. Go me!

#blackthumb #christmascactus
December 12, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Repotted these beauties today. (They were together with one massive root ball!) Testing my patience to pull them apart. Let’s hope they live! #houseplants #greenthumb #blackthumb #pleaselive!
March 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Ok, but honest question: have you tried potatoes? Like, even I, Blackthumb McPlanticide, managed to grow them. We had an unreasonable amount grow, too.
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my little container garden... lettuce, tomatoes, strawberries. hopefully I can keep them alive... #blackthumb
May 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My first thought on seeing this "alternate title should be blackthumb gardener"
GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!

🐝 GREENHEART NECROMANCER is a cozy, witchy, semi-idle narrative gardening game, now live on Steam 🌱

Raise a garden—from the dead!

Grow cute plants, cast spells, and enjoy chill vibes through the day.

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Greenheart Necromancer on Steam
Raise a garden — from the dead! Greenheart Necromancer is a cozy, witchy, semi-idle game about caring for a balcony garden — living and undead plants alike! Grow cute plants, cast spells, and brew pot...
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February 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
obsessed with plants. appreciating all that @jbdaugherty3.bsky.social does to keep them alive because i sure as hell cannot.

#gardening #plantsplease #plantsaredecor #greenthumb #blackthumb
February 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Last year I kept the plants alive all summer. This year, let's see if I can get them to produce.

#gardening #blackthumb #🌱
March 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
When you finally find a meme page that is clean for the whole family 🙌

#blackthumb #cactus #cleanmemes #familyfriendly #showyourkid #safeforthewholefamily #dadjokes #cleancomedy #cheesymeme
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"We called him 'Blackthumb'," Mrs Ogden said, pouring the tea. "Couldn't even grow weeds in that garden."
"Why are you telling me this?" Constable Edwards asked, puzzled.
"Well, just that his wife vanished-"
"Left."
"Vanished last year. Now he's grown finest #rose in t'county" #vss365
March 20, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Just a quick little Timelapse for my helleborus to come back to life. #plants #blackthumb #timelapse
February 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A post-apocalypse road warrior setting where the local blackthumb divines the cost of fixing your car.
They throw a cup of the car's fuel onto a slab and ignite it. By observing the smoke, flame, and sizzle patterns the blackthumb makes an estimate. Sometimes tells your fortune if you're lucky.
November 15, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I'm going to enjoy the hell out of the beautiful flowers in my new garden at my new home until I inevitably kill them all, and I'm so sorry about it.

#blackthumb
July 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ever the optimist, my husband has gifted me a terrarium. I’ve planted it up and am now praying it stays alive. #BlackThumb
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My million dollar advice for growing orchids? Throw some water on them once or twice a month and leave them the he'll alone. If you don't live in Hawai'i I got nothing for you. #hawaii #orchids #blackthumb
January 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A couple of years ago I was a complete blackthumb so at least i'm happy it's not dead yet, a year and a half and still going
April 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
February 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
And our final bootblack of the night our dear brother Obsidian

Obsidian "Blackthumb" ONYX is a brother of ONYX Pacific Northwest and has been a practitioner of bootblacking for over a year. By working events such as "Leather Reign", "Bootblack Night", and "ONYX Bar Night" at CC's their dedication
May 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Random yap: Jeanne was kind of a blackthumb before meeting Shadowheart so she's very very proud of finally growing something without killing it that she had to show the results to her wife 🤭

Also the bluejay is Willow, and she's always the first one at the bird feeding house. Greedy scoundrel...
March 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I’m quite the novice indoor (due to #apartmentliving) plant keeper unfortunately. Trying to fight against my apparent #blackthumb lol! But #plantbreeding and #flowerbreeding has always fascinated me. #plantsky #indoorplants #gardening #indoorgarden
February 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM