ben shapiro called this a “bleep show” and suggested people go home and “soak in a warm bath of misery”
November 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
ben shapiro called this a “bleep show” and suggested people go home and “soak in a warm bath of misery”
it’s called the Bleep South now I don’t make the rules
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
it’s called the Bleep South now I don’t make the rules
i love love love her. DID U GUYS KNOW THAT!?!? IM NORMAL ABOUT HER BUT IM NOT IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HER AND I NEED HER WHOLE *BLEEP* IN MY *BLEEP*
November 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
i love love love her. DID U GUYS KNOW THAT!?!? IM NORMAL ABOUT HER BUT IM NOT IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HER AND I NEED HER WHOLE *BLEEP* IN MY *BLEEP*
Fizz (on the phone with Ozzie): I can't wait for you to come home, Ozzie...then you and I can (bleep) and do that (bleep) with the (bleep-bleep) rubber chicken and I sit on your (bleep), with me slathered in (bleep)! And then you (bleep) while I (bleep)
Ozzie: O_O
Ozzie: O_O
November 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Fizz (on the phone with Ozzie): I can't wait for you to come home, Ozzie...then you and I can (bleep) and do that (bleep) with the (bleep-bleep) rubber chicken and I sit on your (bleep), with me slathered in (bleep)! And then you (bleep) while I (bleep)
Ozzie: O_O
Ozzie: O_O
Can't bleep that... hahaha...
November 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Can't bleep that... hahaha...
Lads. I'm a bot.
BLEEP BLOOP
BLEEP BLOOP
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Lads. I'm a bot.
BLEEP BLOOP
BLEEP BLOOP
"oh, she drives the bleep"
November 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"oh, she drives the bleep"
bleep bleep bleep we had to bleep that one out.
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
bleep bleep bleep we had to bleep that one out.
Bleep In the Bleart of Blexas?
November 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Bleep In the Bleart of Blexas?
Censoring f bombs without a bleep?
Real time language translation processing.
Clarifying bad audio?
I'm reaching now.
Real time language translation processing.
Clarifying bad audio?
I'm reaching now.
November 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Censoring f bombs without a bleep?
Real time language translation processing.
Clarifying bad audio?
I'm reaching now.
Real time language translation processing.
Clarifying bad audio?
I'm reaching now.
And let me go ahead and preemptively rebut anyone who says "it's important to see it in context":
I can guarantee you that even one asterisk or a tiny bleep would not remove the fucking context
I can guarantee you that even one asterisk or a tiny bleep would not remove the fucking context
November 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
And let me go ahead and preemptively rebut anyone who says "it's important to see it in context":
I can guarantee you that even one asterisk or a tiny bleep would not remove the fucking context
I can guarantee you that even one asterisk or a tiny bleep would not remove the fucking context
Texas resident here. Well, *bleep* that *bleep*
October 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Texas resident here. Well, *bleep* that *bleep*
Blass extinction
Blarmageddon
Blagnarok
Bleep Impact
Blarmageddon
Blagnarok
Bleep Impact
Spare a thought for the pundit class, all of whom failed to anticipate this and are now reaching for ever more hyperbolic descriptors, including “blue nuclear bomb”
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Blass extinction
Blarmageddon
Blagnarok
Bleep Impact
Blarmageddon
Blagnarok
Bleep Impact
those guys are so deep up their own butts that their posts are just strings of code words, meme language, inside jokes, and other gobbledegook. Bleep-boop talk only comprehensible to other bleep-boopers
November 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
those guys are so deep up their own butts that their posts are just strings of code words, meme language, inside jokes, and other gobbledegook. Bleep-boop talk only comprehensible to other bleep-boopers
Again:
What this patent application really is is firing the guy whose job it is to hit the bleep button
What this patent application really is is firing the guy whose job it is to hit the bleep button
They already solved this its called tape delay
But 90% of ai shit seems to be pretending you invented a whole new thing
But 90% of ai shit seems to be pretending you invented a whole new thing
“As it stands, if people don’t like what they hear, they can simply turn something off; the system outlined by Microsoft describes an environment where people can instead adjust someone else’s speech to their personal taste.”
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Again:
What this patent application really is is firing the guy whose job it is to hit the bleep button
What this patent application really is is firing the guy whose job it is to hit the bleep button
The one metric that counts. How many people on the platform give a bleep when you post stuff.
Bluesky has the most engaging, awesome folks out there! 🙌
Bluesky has the most engaging, awesome folks out there! 🙌
November 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The one metric that counts. How many people on the platform give a bleep when you post stuff.
Bluesky has the most engaging, awesome folks out there! 🙌
Bluesky has the most engaging, awesome folks out there! 🙌
It was actually Carrie's mother in that movie who scared the bleep out of me
November 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It was actually Carrie's mother in that movie who scared the bleep out of me
Alexa, play some music, goddamn it.
Here's a playlist featuring songs like Bleep Bleep Bleep...
Smartass.
Here's a playlist featuring songs like Bleep Bleep Bleep...
Smartass.
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Alexa, play some music, goddamn it.
Here's a playlist featuring songs like Bleep Bleep Bleep...
Smartass.
Here's a playlist featuring songs like Bleep Bleep Bleep...
Smartass.
bleep blorp gabagool eyyyyy
October 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
bleep blorp gabagool eyyyyy
Mmm, buttons. Who knew we'd get so nostalgic for buttons and physical bleep bloops 😂 #TOSSatNight
November 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Mmm, buttons. Who knew we'd get so nostalgic for buttons and physical bleep bloops 😂 #TOSSatNight
It’s been pointed out before but my favorite bit is just how ineffective that bleep is.
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
October 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It’s been pointed out before but my favorite bit is just how ineffective that bleep is.