Star Wars is the funniest thing to be an angry reactionary about because you gotta be really mad while typing stuff like “Blurk Skindoo”
June 24, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Star Wars is the funniest thing to be an angry reactionary about because you gotta be really mad while typing stuff like “Blurk Skindoo”
They couldn’t land Breighlynn Giblet, Blurk Fupa, or Gunt Pry$e?
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
They couldn’t land Breighlynn Giblet, Blurk Fupa, or Gunt Pry$e?
Enjoy your nxt name, Blurk Spangston
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Enjoy your nxt name, Blurk Spangston
#art #cute #watercolor #artfight #teamcrystal #mario #yoshi #urchin
hitch a ride
chars:
blurk - @yosharly.bsky.social
candy - @cali-kabi.bsky.social
hitch a ride
chars:
blurk - @yosharly.bsky.social
candy - @cali-kabi.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#art #cute #watercolor #artfight #teamcrystal #mario #yoshi #urchin
hitch a ride
chars:
blurk - @yosharly.bsky.social
candy - @cali-kabi.bsky.social
hitch a ride
chars:
blurk - @yosharly.bsky.social
candy - @cali-kabi.bsky.social
💦BLURK! GLKK!💦
February 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
💦BLURK! GLKK!💦
A compositional rule would interpret "a simony blurk" as "a blurk that is simony"
GPT-4o explains its "summary guess: A simony blurk could mean a clumsy or ridiculous imitation of something serious"
which is more human like?
@weissweiler.bsky.social @kmahowald.bsky.social
GPT-4o explains its "summary guess: A simony blurk could mean a clumsy or ridiculous imitation of something serious"
which is more human like?
@weissweiler.bsky.social @kmahowald.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A compositional rule would interpret "a simony blurk" as "a blurk that is simony"
GPT-4o explains its "summary guess: A simony blurk could mean a clumsy or ridiculous imitation of something serious"
which is more human like?
@weissweiler.bsky.social @kmahowald.bsky.social
GPT-4o explains its "summary guess: A simony blurk could mean a clumsy or ridiculous imitation of something serious"
which is more human like?
@weissweiler.bsky.social @kmahowald.bsky.social
tomodatchi life version of Mikki’s favourite pet is Rhygenta, Blurk following in second
I notice she plays with those two the most
I notice she plays with those two the most
July 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
tomodatchi life version of Mikki’s favourite pet is Rhygenta, Blurk following in second
I notice she plays with those two the most
I notice she plays with those two the most
Today in business news: Venitis is splitting into Ven and Itis, United Hospitality is now Unhos, Blurk is now Glurm, Boojum is Sapsapsapsap, Unhos has reverted to United Hospitality, and Mærsk A/S no longer has a name but is now the faint smell of fresh mown grass on a humid August day.
August 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today in business news: Venitis is splitting into Ven and Itis, United Hospitality is now Unhos, Blurk is now Glurm, Boojum is Sapsapsapsap, Unhos has reverted to United Hospitality, and Mærsk A/S no longer has a name but is now the faint smell of fresh mown grass on a humid August day.
I assume the showrunner would call Don Martin whenever they needed a title.
"Don, it's a show about the ailing patriarch of a dysfunctional Rust Belt family starring Glenn Ford. What do ya got?"
"Hmm... BLURK?"
"Perfect. You've done it again."
"Don, it's a show about the ailing patriarch of a dysfunctional Rust Belt family starring Glenn Ford. What do ya got?"
"Hmm... BLURK?"
"Perfect. You've done it again."
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I assume the showrunner would call Don Martin whenever they needed a title.
"Don, it's a show about the ailing patriarch of a dysfunctional Rust Belt family starring Glenn Ford. What do ya got?"
"Hmm... BLURK?"
"Perfect. You've done it again."
"Don, it's a show about the ailing patriarch of a dysfunctional Rust Belt family starring Glenn Ford. What do ya got?"
"Hmm... BLURK?"
"Perfect. You've done it again."
gorl have u finished da it. r u doktor blurk now
March 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
gorl have u finished da it. r u doktor blurk now
it came out of nowhere, too. no prior warning from my body like "hey, you're about to barf!!!!" just BLURK. thaaaaaanks
May 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
it came out of nowhere, too. no prior warning from my body like "hey, you're about to barf!!!!" just BLURK. thaaaaaanks
Blurk & Glerm tied up in ribbon like in their new song woah who said that
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Blurk & Glerm tied up in ribbon like in their new song woah who said that
I bought an Omega 3 that promised "No after taste". They were wrong. I'm regretting this purchase so much. Blurk.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I bought an Omega 3 that promised "No after taste". They were wrong. I'm regretting this purchase so much. Blurk.
"Blurk...glorp!..oop"
May 16, 2024 at 7:35 AM
"Blurk...glorp!..oop"
yeah but he's basically got the self restraint of a toddler with oppositional defiant disorder and I'm not sure the secret service have the resources required to vet all food nearby
"don't eat this, it's poison"
"FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF *blurk, thud*"
"don't eat this, it's poison"
"FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF *blurk, thud*"
October 2, 2023 at 11:56 PM
yeah but he's basically got the self restraint of a toddler with oppositional defiant disorder and I'm not sure the secret service have the resources required to vet all food nearby
"don't eat this, it's poison"
"FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF *blurk, thud*"
"don't eat this, it's poison"
"FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF *blurk, thud*"
do you ever think something in your head and then need to just say it out loud so you can hear it? just said "blurk"
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
do you ever think something in your head and then need to just say it out loud so you can hear it? just said "blurk"
Blurk. Låter inte kul alls. Krya!
September 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Blurk. Låter inte kul alls. Krya!