#bodyman
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Otharahr, bodyman and general aide to President Archer
November 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Trump's former bodyman Keith Schiller lobbying for Kazakhstan's Prosecutor General's Office per new FARA filing

efile.fara.gov/docs/7791-Re...
November 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
An Aenarian bodyman. Intriguing.
November 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Nick Jonas quickly becoming holiday staple. Last year he and his brothers led delightful A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE, and this year he's announced 3 holiday projects. Completed holiday horror WHITE ELEPHANT, announced-but not-filmed actioner BODYMAN and a 2027 Netflix rom-com set to film in January
October 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
TANGO GAUCHO
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Poofty Putin
Trump’s his bodyman
Trump does Putin’s dangle
As often as he can.
Putin pumps some diesel
Into Trump the Weasel.
The World says
“I’ll be damned!”
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= MDeA All Rights Reserved
October 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Very wonderful bodyman and hot, sexy and horny perfect size cook for me. 🥰🥰🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🍌🍌🍌👅👅🍌🍌🍌🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦💦💦💦
October 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Gotta read, "The Dallas mayor has a bodyman with connections to a far-right news outlet who carries his cowboy hat in a special mayor’s cowboy hat case" into the @nogodsnomayors.com record.
October 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Has poor Walt been demoted to bodyman for the women?
October 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Oh noooo...!

Poofty Putin
Trump’s his bodyman.
Trump sucks Putin’s dangle
As often as he can.
Putin pumps some diesel
Into Trump the Weasel.
The World says
“I’ll be damned!

= MDeA All Rights Reserved
October 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
What it reads like when guys post their Grindr convo screenshots
October 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Mrs P had me wondering what the commies were up to. finance.yahoo.com/news/former-...
September 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Is the Chica next to him wife #4??? Or just his bodyman?
September 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It is her job, Aaron. I understand we dont like her in this position...but she is the president's "bodyman". So these pics are kinda...thanks Captain Obvious. This isnt news.
September 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
He’s moved on to higher crimes than adultery and by the look of his hands, probably not medically cleared for excitement. Look at all the day naps. She’s his bodyman and they’re both crazy together. Wonder if he’ll stand by her? Hope so. 🍿
August 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The second one is almost right, Rick Wilson's sources in the Republican Party tell him that only Natalie Harp and Dan Scavino (Trump's bodyman) know what ails the president
August 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
1/2: One of many, many worst things about the Trump administration is we start having to care about these utter non-entities. Who was Joe Biden's bodyman? No one cares. But I have to have opinions about the relative merits of Natalie Harp versus the others. God I hate this entire thing.

But ...
August 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
That’s BODYMAN Walt Nauta to you!
August 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That's why we see so much crapola coming out of his social accounts on weekends - the WH is on skeleton staff, all the blonde Ivanka lookalike aides go home for the duration. Pity the poor Navy bodyman who is tasked with diaper and babysitting duties.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Donnie needed a new bodyman who wouldn't complain if he had to wear a gasmask to change the Royal Diapers (every 3 hours, no matter what). Don't take it, kid! You'll be sorry.
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Surprised he hasn't let go of bodyman Walt yet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Na...
June 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Next year you will have a TORRID affair with an INCUBUS but FORSAKE him for a well built BODYMAN.
September 12, 2024 at 11:47 AM