day 12 - bolt cutters
October 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
day 12 - bolt cutters
‘I can fall off a building faster than Usain Bolt can run’
This still is the funniest part of the Epic announcement... ignoring the jab at gabe but comparing their feature light early project as loading faster than steam!
Tim might have wanted to keep some engineers around that could explain why this comparison isn't the big stab they should lead with...
Tim might have wanted to keep some engineers around that could explain why this comparison isn't the big stab they should lead with...
October 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
‘I can fall off a building faster than Usain Bolt can run’
yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force
October 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force
Anton Chigurh: *places cattle gun to my forehead and blasts the bolt through my skull*
Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
October 14, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Anton Chigurh: *places cattle gun to my forehead and blasts the bolt through my skull*
Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
Sean Zevran/Derek Bolt
October 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Sean Zevran/Derek Bolt
In 1945(!), the Wehrmacht's main small arm was a *bolt-action rifle*
October 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
In 1945(!), the Wehrmacht's main small arm was a *bolt-action rifle*
qworm's famous qlightning bolt
October 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
qworm's famous qlightning bolt
October 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
October 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I wonder what my birthday present is
October 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I wonder what my birthday present is
*shaking* no fucking way. it's all connected.
October 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*shaking* no fucking way. it's all connected.
Always and forever Bolt
Bolt Rhino Hamster Salutes
ALT: Bolt Rhino Hamster Salutes
static.klipy.com
October 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Always and forever Bolt
Forget Air Lara, that was Bolt Lara
October 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Forget Air Lara, that was Bolt Lara
October 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Update: I completed the Pokedex by getting #PokemonScarlet and getting super lucky in solo raids.
Still annoyed at forced co-op
Still annoyed at forced co-op
October 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Update: I completed the Pokedex by getting #PokemonScarlet and getting super lucky in solo raids.
Still annoyed at forced co-op
Still annoyed at forced co-op
It's 1999. I'm 8 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
It's 2026. I'm 36 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
It's 2026. I'm 36 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
October 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
It's 1999. I'm 8 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
It's 2026. I'm 36 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
It's 2026. I'm 36 years old, talking shit to Dud Bolt in my new Star Wars racing game
a little more pressure on the traps thank u bolt daddy
October 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
a little more pressure on the traps thank u bolt daddy
It was shocking how fast every used Nissan Leaf and Chevy Bolt in a 200 mile radius was snatched up this summer
October 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It was shocking how fast every used Nissan Leaf and Chevy Bolt in a 200 mile radius was snatched up this summer
Kreia: BORED *spins in the co-pilot chair* are we there yet?
Atton: no.
Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit*
Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda?
Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared
Atton: no.
Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit*
Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda?
Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared
October 14, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Kreia: BORED *spins in the co-pilot chair* are we there yet?
Atton: no.
Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit*
Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda?
Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared
Atton: no.
Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit*
Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda?
Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared
BOLT THROWER STYLE OSDM FROM A LIVING LEGEND
@raptorshadow.com and I have been busy!
Announcing my next solo album "The System Won't Save You From the System"
First single streaming - digital pre-order -- @fiadh.bsky.social tapes on release 12/4/26
Ass shaking death metal to unionize to
aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/album/the-sy...
Announcing my next solo album "The System Won't Save You From the System"
First single streaming - digital pre-order -- @fiadh.bsky.social tapes on release 12/4/26
Ass shaking death metal to unionize to
aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/album/the-sy...
The System Won't Save You From the System, by Alicia Cordisco
9 track album
aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com
October 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
BOLT THROWER STYLE OSDM FROM A LIVING LEGEND
Waking up with Bolt by my side, don’t worry he’s padded too 🍼🦥
#diaperboy #dlboy #diaperlover #abdl #adultbaby #littlespace #abdllifestyle #abdlcommunity
#diaperboy #dlboy #diaperlover #abdl #adultbaby #littlespace #abdllifestyle #abdlcommunity
October 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Waking up with Bolt by my side, don’t worry he’s padded too 🍼🦥
#diaperboy #dlboy #diaperlover #abdl #adultbaby #littlespace #abdllifestyle #abdlcommunity
#diaperboy #dlboy #diaperlover #abdl #adultbaby #littlespace #abdllifestyle #abdlcommunity
No big deal, we'll just use a bolt action rifle, 20-round Thompson or a Gewehr 43 against over a billion mostly combat age Africans with AK-47's 🤷♂️
October 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
No big deal, we'll just use a bolt action rifle, 20-round Thompson or a Gewehr 43 against over a billion mostly combat age Africans with AK-47's 🤷♂️