#bonergate
Bonergate
October 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
am i seriously the only person to use Bonergate as a tag on AO3?? 🤨
October 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i might go with the skirt + blouse option just cause Luci's transfiguring his suit into the sexy nurse costume, and, like, how do you turn a three-piece suit into a dress?

(also yes, i'm writing Bonergate)
October 9, 2026 at 10:26 AM
i wouldnt be able to handle if she even acknowledges the insanity of bonergate 🤣
September 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
YOU'RE SO WELCOME!! Here's to another year of wild theorizing and bonergate shenanigans 🥳🎉🧁🧁🧁
September 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
yes, i will be applying bonergate theory in that radioapple smut oneshot wip of mine
now the bonergate theory has me convinced too, help 😭😭😭😭
September 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
now the bonergate theory has me convinced too, help 😭😭😭😭
September 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Honestly, to me another plausible explanation is him feeling on the defensive.
But ofc the bonergate theory is too funny not to entertain. :p
September 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
what the fuck is the bonergate theory?
September 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Alastor's tentacles are 100% impregnators and thats why he gets a boner when he sees Lucifer, cause the tentacles are telling his brain everything they want to do to the silly, pretty fallen angel
#bonergate
September 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
#bonergate lives in my mind rent free
September 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Bonergate: the REAL theory we should be focusing on /j
May 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Almost as much sexual tension as that one Supernatural pane aka the ORIGINAL #bonergate #spn
Deceased destroyed I can’t recover from this

#hazbinhotel #lvlup
April 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
It was right in front of me the whole time!!

#bonergate #radioapple #alastor #hazbinhotel
April 8, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Ok in light of bonergate this shitpost was also correct

#hazbinhotel #radioapple #alastor
April 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Viv should not have to be dealing with drama in this moment or even any job

she should be free to spend the whole week laughing her ass off over bonergate
Viv just posted ALL OF THIS on her Instagram Story.

This incident is a microcosm of misogyny, queerphobia, racism, xenophobia, mass hysteria, blackmailing, EVERYTHING that FEMME CREATORS have been targeted with in violent digital tirades of mental/psychological abuse.

THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP.
April 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Viv opening bsky to #bonergate all over her timeline:
April 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If I had a nickel for every bonergate that has happened in a fandom with a heavy Christian Borle presence, I would have two nickels... which isn't a lot but wow, his powers
July 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Bonergate for one
Some merch bcuz I know some are handled by spindlehorse and will have higher ups requesting specific things but not everything will go through Vivzie / Vivzie won't have time to control everything you know
I was debating over Losin' streak for a long time but now I'm confident
Etc
June 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This whole bonergate theory thing makes me want to write a Hook-up RA theory doc 2 because I seriously have more to say but I didn't take it seriously enough the first time lmaoooo
April 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
We were so fixated on Alastor bonergate we never realized the boner that was there this entire time
May 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You guys hear about bonergate? Yeah mayor McCheese is in real hot water with this one
January 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Bonergate still makes me laugh 📻🍎 #radioapple
July 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You can read more of the Bonergate theory here:

bsky.app/profile/luci...
While watching season 2, I couldn't help but notice #Alastor 's erectile dysfunction--err- "broken staff"

Affectionately dubbed Bonergate by my dear @applecrone.bsky.social, I'm going to discuss Alastor's sexuality and what that means for his character development (1/🧵) #hazbinhotel #radioapple
April 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Mentally, I am still here

And now make it Lucifer seducing Alastor via strip-tease/pole dance to the song "Closer" by NIN, and Alastor has a gay panic moment leading to bonergate 2.

I'm never getting this out of my head until I put it on paper.

#appleradio
Alastor is peak dichotomy for me

Like. I want the fluffiest smut known to man of this red marshmallow freaking out over being ace with feelings for the first time EVER

Then, I turn around, and immediately want him bringing a sort of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails vibe while slowly approaching Lucifer
June 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM