My contacts list is like the Mugen of bootycalls.
September 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
My contacts list is like the Mugen of bootycalls.
The urge to get bootycalls from big, muscular men...
July 24, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The urge to get bootycalls from big, muscular men...
bowser bootycalls me at 3am and asks me to fuck him btw
May 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
bowser bootycalls me at 3am and asks me to fuck him btw
I love my British oomfs too I just don’t know if y’all will ever fuck me because I live in the reedy gasp of a dying empire and that complicates bootycalls
April 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I love my British oomfs too I just don’t know if y’all will ever fuck me because I live in the reedy gasp of a dying empire and that complicates bootycalls
September 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
do NOT answer Marina bootycalls 😭
January 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
do NOT answer Marina bootycalls 😭
Low resolution OC pic of the man who constantly bootycalls the motorcyclist
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Low resolution OC pic of the man who constantly bootycalls the motorcyclist
uhm, yeah 😎, I got wiremother's phone number on speed dial for bootycalls
August 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
uhm, yeah 😎, I got wiremother's phone number on speed dial for bootycalls
shinkami bootycalls also doubling as rent control ✌️😌
September 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
shinkami bootycalls also doubling as rent control ✌️😌
So why the fuck was Noa in front of him now when he had stopped existing to Lysander years ago?
Bootycalls weren’t meant to show back up after he’d stopped fucking them. That was the whole point.
Bootycalls weren’t meant to show back up after he’d stopped fucking them. That was the whole point.
July 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So why the fuck was Noa in front of him now when he had stopped existing to Lysander years ago?
Bootycalls weren’t meant to show back up after he’d stopped fucking them. That was the whole point.
Bootycalls weren’t meant to show back up after he’d stopped fucking them. That was the whole point.
February 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Let me tell you a story of a decision past Grunklet Tia made at 19
We had mild apnea then and opted for a Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, knowing it wouldn't last longer than 10yrs SOLELY based on these factors:
• CPAPs in you 20's and Bootycalls don't mix
• Surgery meant free sickdays in the military
We had mild apnea then and opted for a Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, knowing it wouldn't last longer than 10yrs SOLELY based on these factors:
• CPAPs in you 20's and Bootycalls don't mix
• Surgery meant free sickdays in the military
November 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Let me tell you a story of a decision past Grunklet Tia made at 19
We had mild apnea then and opted for a Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, knowing it wouldn't last longer than 10yrs SOLELY based on these factors:
• CPAPs in you 20's and Bootycalls don't mix
• Surgery meant free sickdays in the military
We had mild apnea then and opted for a Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, knowing it wouldn't last longer than 10yrs SOLELY based on these factors:
• CPAPs in you 20's and Bootycalls don't mix
• Surgery meant free sickdays in the military
Today marks 5 years of abstinence from any sexual activity
And I…have mixed feelings about it
On one hand:
YAY! I said my next engagement in sex will be meaningful & w/ someone I’m interested in long-term (no flings, bootycalls, etc.)
On the other:
Oh…how I miss the sweet scent & touch of a woman
And I…have mixed feelings about it
On one hand:
YAY! I said my next engagement in sex will be meaningful & w/ someone I’m interested in long-term (no flings, bootycalls, etc.)
On the other:
Oh…how I miss the sweet scent & touch of a woman
April 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Today marks 5 years of abstinence from any sexual activity
And I…have mixed feelings about it
On one hand:
YAY! I said my next engagement in sex will be meaningful & w/ someone I’m interested in long-term (no flings, bootycalls, etc.)
On the other:
Oh…how I miss the sweet scent & touch of a woman
And I…have mixed feelings about it
On one hand:
YAY! I said my next engagement in sex will be meaningful & w/ someone I’m interested in long-term (no flings, bootycalls, etc.)
On the other:
Oh…how I miss the sweet scent & touch of a woman
(this gave me anotHER doujin idea where Kaito gets frustrated after this and bootycalls Tokio lol
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(this gave me anotHER doujin idea where Kaito gets frustrated after this and bootycalls Tokio lol
Yeah you're rolling the dice bigtime one way or another. like i'd recommend a local hobby group to just hang out and make friends and see what happens organically. which is tough advice when you're really lonesome but I promise it's better than apps made to crush your soul/get you sub-par bootycalls
April 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Yeah you're rolling the dice bigtime one way or another. like i'd recommend a local hobby group to just hang out and make friends and see what happens organically. which is tough advice when you're really lonesome but I promise it's better than apps made to crush your soul/get you sub-par bootycalls
With Jace being the main character of this next MTG set, I can I post my rarepair fanfic about him and Mirko doing bootycalls with benefits as a backdoor to get people to care about Mirko more. I just need to finish it.
September 24, 2026 at 4:17 AM
With Jace being the main character of this next MTG set, I can I post my rarepair fanfic about him and Mirko doing bootycalls with benefits as a backdoor to get people to care about Mirko more. I just need to finish it.
100% agree.
I expect to see texts from Vance trolling Rubio, and bootycalls from Hegseth.
I expect to see texts from Vance trolling Rubio, and bootycalls from Hegseth.
March 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
100% agree.
I expect to see texts from Vance trolling Rubio, and bootycalls from Hegseth.
I expect to see texts from Vance trolling Rubio, and bootycalls from Hegseth.
Ive found myself in the trap of excessively hornyposting lately, im proud of you for isolating the bootycalls/horny people though, its really really prevalent and its sad, you want friends and people just wanna smash >,>
May 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Ive found myself in the trap of excessively hornyposting lately, im proud of you for isolating the bootycalls/horny people though, its really really prevalent and its sad, you want friends and people just wanna smash >,>
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April 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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