December 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
500 Classic Surges
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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September 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
500 Classic Surges
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Except Bortus. Bortus has never done anything wrong ever and I love him. He's also actually good at his job and loves his husband and kid
May 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Except Bortus. Bortus has never done anything wrong ever and I love him. He's also actually good at his job and loves his husband and kid
500 pizzas 🤤 🍕
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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September 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
500 pizzas 🤤 🍕
“Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred whip-its”
June 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred whip-its”
Thank you guys for 500 followers :D
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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August 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Thank you guys for 500 followers :D
Five. Hundred. Dental Toys
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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July 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Five. Hundred. Dental Toys
best star trek crew, wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
best star trek crew, wrong answers only
500. Cigarette.
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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August 27, 2026 at 7:37 AM
500. Cigarette.
two of the greatest game characters of all time. interestingly, bombate is played by bortus from the orville in wolfenstein 2. not sure why he was recast
April 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
two of the greatest game characters of all time. interestingly, bombate is played by bortus from the orville in wolfenstein 2. not sure why he was recast
“computer, five hundred cigarettes”
April 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“computer, five hundred cigarettes”
Best Star Trek Captain, wrong answers only
July 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Best Star Trek Captain, wrong answers only
Hehehe~
Is it not food NOW, Bortus?
Is it not food NOW, Bortus?
April 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Hehehe~
Is it not food NOW, Bortus?
Is it not food NOW, Bortus?
Nebulous in-joke
On a serious note, gotdamn, i cannot wait to get this update finished...
On a serious note, gotdamn, i cannot wait to get this update finished...
November 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Nebulous in-joke
On a serious note, gotdamn, i cannot wait to get this update finished...
On a serious note, gotdamn, i cannot wait to get this update finished...
Was re-watching The Orville. Bortus gets my vote!
June 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Was re-watching The Orville. Bortus gets my vote!
"1 cigarette"
Bortus and the Five Hundred Cigarettes
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June 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"1 cigarette"
The Orville, A Happy Refrain.
Klyden: Bortus, I wish that you would remove that thing.
Bortus: What thing?
Klyden: That strip of hair above your lip.
Bortus: The mustache? Why?
Klyden: Because it is foolish-looking and people are staring at us.
Bortus: ...if they are, it is with admiration.😂
Klyden: Bortus, I wish that you would remove that thing.
Bortus: What thing?
Klyden: That strip of hair above your lip.
Bortus: The mustache? Why?
Klyden: Because it is foolish-looking and people are staring at us.
Bortus: ...if they are, it is with admiration.😂
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 AM
The Orville, A Happy Refrain.
Klyden: Bortus, I wish that you would remove that thing.
Bortus: What thing?
Klyden: That strip of hair above your lip.
Bortus: The mustache? Why?
Klyden: Because it is foolish-looking and people are staring at us.
Bortus: ...if they are, it is with admiration.😂
Klyden: Bortus, I wish that you would remove that thing.
Bortus: What thing?
Klyden: That strip of hair above your lip.
Bortus: The mustache? Why?
Klyden: Because it is foolish-looking and people are staring at us.
Bortus: ...if they are, it is with admiration.😂
Bortus is like what if worf was a good dad instead of a bad dad
December 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Bortus is like what if worf was a good dad instead of a bad dad