The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
Tapeworms in the bowels of humanity.
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tapeworms in the bowels of humanity.
you: *evacuates bowels*
me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls*
{_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻}
me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls*
{_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻}
October 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
you: *evacuates bowels*
me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls*
{_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻}
me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls*
{_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻}
We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.
Voretober, Day 7: Pinned
(feat. @limbobutmoregay.bsky.social)
Paw gripping around his head, forced to listen to those bowels glut down my previously digested meal~
(feat. @limbobutmoregay.bsky.social)
Paw gripping around his head, forced to listen to those bowels glut down my previously digested meal~
October 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Voretober, Day 7: Pinned
(feat. @limbobutmoregay.bsky.social)
Paw gripping around his head, forced to listen to those bowels glut down my previously digested meal~
(feat. @limbobutmoregay.bsky.social)
Paw gripping around his head, forced to listen to those bowels glut down my previously digested meal~
My bowels got looser than Alphas at homecoming
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My bowels got looser than Alphas at homecoming
the man in the bowels of the beast
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
the man in the bowels of the beast
drink coffee at 7:30
my bowels at 7:31:
my bowels at 7:31:
it's happening??
July 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
drink coffee at 7:30
my bowels at 7:31:
my bowels at 7:31:
Stay awake. Hold your bowels. Walk in a straight line.
October 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Stay awake. Hold your bowels. Walk in a straight line.
If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.
BESSENT: My bowels are working just fine.
BEYER: You have just shit yourself, sir.
BEYER: You have just shit yourself, sir.
June 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BESSENT: My bowels are working just fine.
BEYER: You have just shit yourself, sir.
BEYER: You have just shit yourself, sir.
Just popping downstairs, need anything from the bowels of hell?
October 5, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Just popping downstairs, need anything from the bowels of hell?
Realized that I'm exponentially more productive when I'm in the bowels of depression, which is why I'll be back to posting more comics next month.
Silver linings eh? 😂
Silver linings eh? 😂
September 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Realized that I'm exponentially more productive when I'm in the bowels of depression, which is why I'll be back to posting more comics next month.
Silver linings eh? 😂
Silver linings eh? 😂
You look like you have irritable bowels
*followed*
*followed*
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
You look like you have irritable bowels
*followed*
*followed*
Donald Trump‘s inability to control his bowels or hold his hands together without trembling raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age.
June 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Donald Trump‘s inability to control his bowels or hold his hands together without trembling raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age.
In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.
July 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.
In the Book of Revelations Jesus appears in the sky and opens his holy bowels to shit on America
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In the Book of Revelations Jesus appears in the sky and opens his holy bowels to shit on America
one of many vehicles resting eternally in the bowels of the Starglade #gamedev #indiegame
October 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
one of many vehicles resting eternally in the bowels of the Starglade #gamedev #indiegame
look guys i don’t know how to break this to you but everybody’s bowels are irritable
December 7, 2024 at 11:59 PM
look guys i don’t know how to break this to you but everybody’s bowels are irritable
This is a prime example of advancing dementia. His filters are gone. He no longer has control of his bowels or environment.
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This is a prime example of advancing dementia. His filters are gone. He no longer has control of his bowels or environment.
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
Meanwhile, deep in the bowels of Novo-Ogaryovo....
May 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Meanwhile, deep in the bowels of Novo-Ogaryovo....
Entrance to the bowels of hell >:3c
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Entrance to the bowels of hell >:3c
Please convey to Tom that the local draught cider loosens the tongue and the bowels at 16p per pint as opposed to the 24p Watney Starlight alternative which only loosens the bowels.
July 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Please convey to Tom that the local draught cider loosens the tongue and the bowels at 16p per pint as opposed to the 24p Watney Starlight alternative which only loosens the bowels.