It’s 6am. My body is like “sleep, please sleep” but my brain is like:
October 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
It’s 6am. My body is like “sleep, please sleep” but my brain is like:
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
Like a gentle chorus of songbirds to me
September 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Like a gentle chorus of songbirds to me
Anyone with half a brain knew you were full of BS. Like everything else you say.
January 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyone with half a brain knew you were full of BS. Like everything else you say.
a brain smoothed out and polished into a mirror-like surface
August 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
a brain smoothed out and polished into a mirror-like surface
my brain literally all day: I don't feel like drawing today
my brain at 9pm: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔
my brain at 9pm: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 AM
my brain literally all day: I don't feel like drawing today
my brain at 9pm: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔
my brain at 9pm: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔
Reads like Clockwork Orange with a life-changing brain injury.
May 30, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Reads like Clockwork Orange with a life-changing brain injury.
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
Her brain must be cooked...
Trump's Education Secretary Just Referred To 'AI' As 'A1'—And The Steak Sauce Seized The Moment
Sounds like her brain is cooked.
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April 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Her brain must be cooked...
The Meta brain trust is like "so what people don't like about the pervert glasses is the glasses part right?"
September 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The Meta brain trust is like "so what people don't like about the pervert glasses is the glasses part right?"
Those brain worms are partying like it’s an open bar at Studio 54 in 1978
July 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Those brain worms are partying like it’s an open bar at Studio 54 in 1978
There is a perpetual Ralsei rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
There is a perpetual Ralsei rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken
Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
I feel like the brain worm was a dominant factor in that press conference today.
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I feel like the brain worm was a dominant factor in that press conference today.
bet this guys brain was heating up like an old laptop when he typed this
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
bet this guys brain was heating up like an old laptop when he typed this
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
February 28, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
Smoked weed that makes my brain feel like this
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Smoked weed that makes my brain feel like this
my brain works like this:
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
my brain works like this:
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
sad? draw darkstalkers fanart = sad gone
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
March 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering
April 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering
This is like if Hitler were too brain-damaged to pronounce "lebensraum"
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy."
(He means Greenland.)
(He means Greenland.)
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This is like if Hitler were too brain-damaged to pronounce "lebensraum"
![Someone: *giving me verbal instructions*
My brain:
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Listening to Mar-a-Lago women be like:
Star Trek Original Series: Kara's 'What is Brain?!?'
ALT: Star Trek Original Series: Kara's 'What is Brain?!?'
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June 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Listening to Mar-a-Lago women be like:
I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.
December 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.