If a brainfart was a person
August 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If a brainfart was a person
kinda sad that we'll never know exactly how much money was lost on this indulgent brainfart
Brutal....
"LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, even the protesters gave up. Just eight months in, not even the tech bros are eating there...
#$TSLA #$TSLAQ
www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...
"LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, even the protesters gave up. Just eight months in, not even the tech bros are eating there...
#$TSLA #$TSLAQ
www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...
LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, even the protesters gave up
Just eight months in, not even the tech bros are eating there.
www.sfgate.com
March 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
kinda sad that we'll never know exactly how much money was lost on this indulgent brainfart
Government by brainfart
BREAKING: Donald Trump threatens to enact a 200% tariff on European wine, champagne and other alcoholic beverages
Trump Vows 200% Tariff on EU Wine, Escalating Trade Tensions
President Donald Trump threatened to enact a 200% tariff on European wine, champagne and other alcoholic beverages, the latest escalation in a brewing trade war between the US and the EU.
www.bloomberg.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Government by brainfart
POW of about to be served tea and crumpets.
//Had a brainfart to try to draw a Goodra again, and might as well draw in Chiqita as well~
//Had a brainfart to try to draw a Goodra again, and might as well draw in Chiqita as well~
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
POW of about to be served tea and crumpets.
//Had a brainfart to try to draw a Goodra again, and might as well draw in Chiqita as well~
//Had a brainfart to try to draw a Goodra again, and might as well draw in Chiqita as well~
...then said brainfart makes the front page of a national newspaper, so well done him.
April 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
...then said brainfart makes the front page of a national newspaper, so well done him.
July 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why the hell do you repeat verbatim every brainfart he feeds you?
August 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Why the hell do you repeat verbatim every brainfart he feeds you?
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME I HAD A BRAINFART IDK
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME I HAD A BRAINFART IDK
It's not Trump's "Gaza plan".
Whether you think it's a cunning form of distraction or a deluded old man doing a brainfart there is no "plan".
Whether you think it's a cunning form of distraction or a deluded old man doing a brainfart there is no "plan".
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's not Trump's "Gaza plan".
Whether you think it's a cunning form of distraction or a deluded old man doing a brainfart there is no "plan".
Whether you think it's a cunning form of distraction or a deluded old man doing a brainfart there is no "plan".
Global market actors should have learned 10 years ago already not to chase down every incoheren brainfart posted by Donald Trump
March 23, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Global market actors should have learned 10 years ago already not to chase down every incoheren brainfart posted by Donald Trump
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Quay Walker brainfart counter: 1
December 6, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Quay Walker brainfart counter: 1
By this point a lot of people should have learned to watch what the Israelis and Americans are doing on the ground rather than chasing every Trumpian brainfart
March 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
By this point a lot of people should have learned to watch what the Israelis and Americans are doing on the ground rather than chasing every Trumpian brainfart
I'd hazard a guess that neither Beijing or Brasilia were asked before this brainfart was released by the Trump administration
🇧🇷🇨🇳 American officials are suggesting a different sort of peacekeeping force, including non-European countries such as Brazil or China, that would sit along an eventual ceasefire line as a sort of buffer, - The Economist
February 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'd hazard a guess that neither Beijing or Brasilia were asked before this brainfart was released by the Trump administration
James Harden with an unusual brainfart, somehow thought he needed to shoot from the logo with 15 secs left
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
James Harden with an unusual brainfart, somehow thought he needed to shoot from the logo with 15 secs left
If mansplaining & a lobotomized brainfart at a MAGA rally had a baby it would be smarter than whatever the fck that Trumpster fire was lst night
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If mansplaining & a lobotomized brainfart at a MAGA rally had a baby it would be smarter than whatever the fck that Trumpster fire was lst night
Trump's second term eviscerated regulatory autonomy. They even randomly fired Democratic commissioners.
This corruption WILL kill people and cause generational public harm, but it continues to receive less attention in the press than whatever brainfart Sam Altman has each morning
This corruption WILL kill people and cause generational public harm, but it continues to receive less attention in the press than whatever brainfart Sam Altman has each morning
NEW: SCOTUS will hear arguments Monday on Trump’s attempt to fire the last Democratic FTC commissioner. A ruling for the president could dangerously expand his control over agencies regulating the economy, stock market, campaign finance and communications.
Supreme Court to Hear Arguments In Trump’s Bid for Total Control of Government
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trump's second term eviscerated regulatory autonomy. They even randomly fired Democratic commissioners.
This corruption WILL kill people and cause generational public harm, but it continues to receive less attention in the press than whatever brainfart Sam Altman has each morning
This corruption WILL kill people and cause generational public harm, but it continues to receive less attention in the press than whatever brainfart Sam Altman has each morning
Phew. Another brainfart farted.
February 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Phew. Another brainfart farted.
Adam Rutherford says that maybe every vapid brainfart that these boykings utter in an attempt to either boost their egos or share price is not actually news worth reporting.
June 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Adam Rutherford says that maybe every vapid brainfart that these boykings utter in an attempt to either boost their egos or share price is not actually news worth reporting.
Bailey Brainfart is pretty solid
Wolfpack Woe of the Week
Bailey Brainfart
Bailey Brainfart
September 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Bailey Brainfart is pretty solid
Because not every attention-seeking brainfart by idiots is news.
Reform UK want to go back to the the gold standard for currency, abandoned in 1931.
Also want to prohibit quantitative easing.
Total economic lunacy that will destroy the economy, leave no tools for managing economic crisis.
Why media silence?
hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2025...
Also want to prohibit quantitative easing.
Total economic lunacy that will destroy the economy, leave no tools for managing economic crisis.
Why media silence?
hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2025...
Quantitative Easing (Prohibition) - Hansard - UK Parliament
Hansard record of the item : 'Quantitative Easing (Prohibition)' on Wednesday 8 January 2025.
hansard.parliament.uk
January 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Because not every attention-seeking brainfart by idiots is news.
brainfart
would you guys like to see the dog and cat kissing*
would you guys like to see the dog and cat kissing*
would you guys like some to see the dog and the cat kissing
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
brainfart
would you guys like to see the dog and cat kissing*
would you guys like to see the dog and cat kissing*
These people take every Trump's brainfart - Space Force, Greenland, tariffs etc. etc. and turn it into national policies.
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
These people take every Trump's brainfart - Space Force, Greenland, tariffs etc. etc. and turn it into national policies.