Tell that to the brakelines. 😉❤️
February 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tell that to the brakelines. 😉❤️
ALSO I got to see Blowhole yesterday and he says he's thriving and he loves y'all and he hasn't eaten any brakelines in a whole year.
February 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ALSO I got to see Blowhole yesterday and he says he's thriving and he loves y'all and he hasn't eaten any brakelines in a whole year.
Probably the same person who gave him access to the brakelines, Bler. 😂
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Probably the same person who gave him access to the brakelines, Bler. 😂
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m the brakelines on a 1965 Ford Falcon and a small pebble from the road.
Hi, I’m the brakelines on a 1965 Ford Falcon and a small pebble from the road.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Snowy roads and landmines in the "grey zone" 👋
Snowy roads and landmines in the "grey zone" 👋
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi! I’m an opioid addiction 👋
Hi! I’m an opioid addiction 👋
August 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m the brakelines on a 1965 Ford Falcon and a small pebble from the road.
Hi, I’m the brakelines on a 1965 Ford Falcon and a small pebble from the road.
I tried posting this last night and it apparently did not go thru?
Amanda Otto posted in her InstaStories that her brakelines were chewed through. Apparently her dog "Vandal" will need @sasshole.bsky.social representation.
Amanda Otto posted in her InstaStories that her brakelines were chewed through. Apparently her dog "Vandal" will need @sasshole.bsky.social representation.
July 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I tried posting this last night and it apparently did not go thru?
Amanda Otto posted in her InstaStories that her brakelines were chewed through. Apparently her dog "Vandal" will need @sasshole.bsky.social representation.
Amanda Otto posted in her InstaStories that her brakelines were chewed through. Apparently her dog "Vandal" will need @sasshole.bsky.social representation.
I mean me, personally: yes. 100%
We as a group seem to want to connect Blowhole to every innocently ched brakelines, though.
We as a group seem to want to connect Blowhole to every innocently ched brakelines, though.
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
I mean me, personally: yes. 100%
We as a group seem to want to connect Blowhole to every innocently ched brakelines, though.
We as a group seem to want to connect Blowhole to every innocently ched brakelines, though.
That squirrel chewed many brakelines.
July 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That squirrel chewed many brakelines.
so you aren't clear about a certain black and white dog and brakelines?
May 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
so you aren't clear about a certain black and white dog and brakelines?
The brakelines are the spice
February 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The brakelines are the spice
That's not entrapment, that was an experiment. Blowhole was just too smart to show off his affinity for brakelines out in the open like that.
March 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
That's not entrapment, that was an experiment. Blowhole was just too smart to show off his affinity for brakelines out in the open like that.
Goddamnit Bler you just couldn’t help yourself
Except the very very last part is correct
Except the very very last part is correct
February 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Goddamnit Bler you just couldn’t help yourself
Except the very very last part is correct
Except the very very last part is correct
*allegedly innocently chewed brakelines 🙄
Respectfully ffs.
Respectfully ffs.
November 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM
*allegedly innocently chewed brakelines 🙄
Respectfully ffs.
Respectfully ffs.
There's hardly any brakelines in the Bluesky protocol
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
There's hardly any brakelines in the Bluesky protocol
When I interviewed Blowhole at the 2019 Beargrease, his musher, Jason Rice, raved about him and called him an "honest dog" (a dog who always gives a solid, honest effort).
If -- IF! -- Blowhole ate the brakelines, he must have had good reason mere humans can't comprehend. Transcendently innocent.
If -- IF! -- Blowhole ate the brakelines, he must have had good reason mere humans can't comprehend. Transcendently innocent.
March 19, 2024 at 3:18 PM
When I interviewed Blowhole at the 2019 Beargrease, his musher, Jason Rice, raved about him and called him an "honest dog" (a dog who always gives a solid, honest effort).
If -- IF! -- Blowhole ate the brakelines, he must have had good reason mere humans can't comprehend. Transcendently innocent.
If -- IF! -- Blowhole ate the brakelines, he must have had good reason mere humans can't comprehend. Transcendently innocent.
Is the face of an dog who was wrongfully accused of chewing brakelines? I think not. This is a dog who triumphantly exacted revenge for being dropped from a race and is proud AF of his planning and execution of the perfect caper. I adore this criminal mastermind of a dog.
March 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Is the face of an dog who was wrongfully accused of chewing brakelines? I think not. This is a dog who triumphantly exacted revenge for being dropped from a race and is proud AF of his planning and execution of the perfect caper. I adore this criminal mastermind of a dog.
If we had a functioning opposition party no one would fed post cause Schumer (who's only job is theoretically to prevent defection like this) would have livestreamed cutting whatever saps brakelines himself.
But we dont have an opposition party, we have a sump for anti-fascism within government.
But we dont have an opposition party, we have a sump for anti-fascism within government.
April 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If we had a functioning opposition party no one would fed post cause Schumer (who's only job is theoretically to prevent defection like this) would have livestreamed cutting whatever saps brakelines himself.
But we dont have an opposition party, we have a sump for anti-fascism within government.
But we dont have an opposition party, we have a sump for anti-fascism within government.
Why am I thinking about brakelines, all of a sudden?
September 4, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Why am I thinking about brakelines, all of a sudden?
"The bus was already pretty much inoperable because of the spraypaint on the windshield," LaForte said, though they considered scraping it. But then people started crawling underneath the cab, he said, where brakelines are. "Who knows that they were doing?"
(we've seen no pics of this so far)
(we've seen no pics of this so far)
May 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"The bus was already pretty much inoperable because of the spraypaint on the windshield," LaForte said, though they considered scraping it. But then people started crawling underneath the cab, he said, where brakelines are. "Who knows that they were doing?"
(we've seen no pics of this so far)
(we've seen no pics of this so far)
Bler enjoys havoc and chaos. Did we ever see evidence that the brakelines were chewed? That's all hearsay, and that from a person enjoying that enjoys havoc and chaos.
And has a history of accusing innocent dogs. After all, it wasn't Flame who ate the cinnamon roll!
And has a history of accusing innocent dogs. After all, it wasn't Flame who ate the cinnamon roll!
November 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Bler enjoys havoc and chaos. Did we ever see evidence that the brakelines were chewed? That's all hearsay, and that from a person enjoying that enjoys havoc and chaos.
And has a history of accusing innocent dogs. After all, it wasn't Flame who ate the cinnamon roll!
And has a history of accusing innocent dogs. After all, it wasn't Flame who ate the cinnamon roll!
I could see Elmer turning scarlet at the thought of being in the wrong bathroom, but Bugs would have tampons & fix makeup & then rip out the brakelines of the guy she was crying about.
August 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I could see Elmer turning scarlet at the thought of being in the wrong bathroom, but Bugs would have tampons & fix makeup & then rip out the brakelines of the guy she was crying about.
Well, well, well.
That is one fine and compelling investigation shining the spotlight bright onto Mr. Hole.
Look how nicely it doesnt ask if there where other people who had access to the brakelines?
Look at who profits from a crime and you'll find the foul apple, my granny always used to say.
That is one fine and compelling investigation shining the spotlight bright onto Mr. Hole.
Look how nicely it doesnt ask if there where other people who had access to the brakelines?
Look at who profits from a crime and you'll find the foul apple, my granny always used to say.
March 20, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Well, well, well.
That is one fine and compelling investigation shining the spotlight bright onto Mr. Hole.
Look how nicely it doesnt ask if there where other people who had access to the brakelines?
Look at who profits from a crime and you'll find the foul apple, my granny always used to say.
That is one fine and compelling investigation shining the spotlight bright onto Mr. Hole.
Look how nicely it doesnt ask if there where other people who had access to the brakelines?
Look at who profits from a crime and you'll find the foul apple, my granny always used to say.
Was gonna head back to uni tonight but one of the brakelines on my car broke so I'm stuck at home til at least tomorrow and my anxiety is spiking. yayyy -.-
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Was gonna head back to uni tonight but one of the brakelines on my car broke so I'm stuck at home til at least tomorrow and my anxiety is spiking. yayyy -.-
📣 New Podcast! "Road Runners. GTO's & Impala's" on @Spreaker #brakelines #gto #impalass #oilfilter #roadrunner #warmup_stretch
Road Runners. GTO's & Impala's
An honest car mix-up is closer than believed, & we learn to warmup & stretch before taking on car work. Oil filter sizes through the years are demonstrated & the 65 Impala project is discussed.
See the show in You Tube here: https://youtu.be/fTGUQ1Z3jIc
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June 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Road Runners. GTO's & Impala's" on @Spreaker #brakelines #gto #impalass #oilfilter #roadrunner #warmup_stretch
First one looks like he just slashed my brakelines
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
First one looks like he just slashed my brakelines
Cutting the brakelines on the family SUV is ‘commuting divorce’
March 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Cutting the brakelines on the family SUV is ‘commuting divorce’