#bridgetroll
June 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Feeling like a grumpy bridge troll

#photography #art #bridgetroll #seattle
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ELF NAME: Marion Clearspring

GNOME NAME: Foofaquenz Noonberry

ORC NAME: Grudgesounder Urga

HUMAN NAME: Plart Barnaby

DWARF NAME: Gundar Grimstone

BRIDGETROLL NAME: Bonerbulge Spitlickle
August 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This post brought to you by the dog we had growing up, who would lay on the landing in the middle of the carpeted stairs, like a bridgetroll demading his vaccuum tax.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ya'll every time I meet someone in real life who says they recognize me from online, it's a jump scare for my soul. I'm just a lil bridgetroll of a human being and I subsist on the idea that good folk put me out of mind like object permanence is a myth.
June 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
elmo, you filthy, mendacious bridgetroll. that isn't a visual representation of anything because you don't tell anyone what your shitstompers do. 100% opacity. fuck off completely as a start, then continue from there.
March 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
March 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We bring a sort of Deeply Unhinged Manic Bridgetroll Nightmare Beastie vibe to the afterhours that audiences would run screaming away from if they knew what was good for them, and I think that's nice 🥰
See you at the final weekend of TRF
📷 Caleb Pickens #BehindTheScenes #SillyBusiness
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
The first of my fairy tale creations. This was my favorite story growing up, and I had a blast adapting it in clay.
#bskyart #handbuiltceramics #goat #fairytale #threebillygoatsgruff #bridgetroll #triptrap #ceramicsculpture #ceramics
November 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
March 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Trump's level of stupidity, er, insanity, is on a scale never before charted by science; blocking the bridge is only going to damage Michigan's economy and American export businesses, unnecessarily disrupt supply chains and put Americans out of work.
#BridgeTroll
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
A fellow Bridgetroll, I see
June 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It’s nearing sunset and you’re almost home, you just need to cross this bridge. The bridge that’s rumored to be occupied by a toll. You try and run past when you see a troll ahead of you.
#inktober #inktoberday27 #inktober2025 #troll #bridgetroll #fantasy #clipstudiopaint
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
So in his calculations (and yours), it makes sense to: accept the made-up narrative of his opponent, agree with it and promise to be on the same side as the extremely loathsome bridgetroll he’s running against? Is he anti-abortion as well? What other groups is he willing to sacrifice?
September 13, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Long run after a week of farming every day. We have begun the time of darting from shade patch to shade patch in ABQ - grateful for bosque by the river & of course underpasses!

#nonbinary #runsky #albuquerque #bridgetroll
March 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
💁🏾‍♀️ Looks like bridgetroll Trump and his trollidikes wanted everyone to forget to honor 9/11 today. Anything to drown out the Epstein scandal. He turned it into a political rally anyway.
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
June 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
worst of the worst. history will be mercilessly unkind to this bridgetroll.
August 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“I think you are delusional and biased and that you need mindfulness”

Projection is my favorite past time!

#bridgetroll
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Thanks to Dan Dittmer for designing this year's Metal Meltdown T-shirt!

Today's schedule of hosts:
Now-6am Matt the BridgeTroll & The Dark Mistress
6-11 Doof Lawyer
11-3 Prefect Mortificator
3-5 Hadewijch
5-midnight The Metal Evangelist

LIVE PERFORMANCES AT 2PM, 5PM and 8PM!
May 24, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Bridgetroll Trump his family, admin. and all the (R) Congress trollidikes who follow him are despicable and disgusting evil doers and like bridgetroll Trump,will get what they deserve in the end. Christ says it's easier for a man to go through the eye of a needle than enter the kingdom of heaven.
February 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
💁🏾‍♀️ Absolutely! I have Systemic Lupus (SLE). I'm supposed to keep my stress level at a minimum. It's been next to impossible since Bridgetroll Trump and his trollidikes hit D.C. so I'll gladly be the first to sign it!
September 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
💁🏾‍♀️ Mike Lee is an evil old Bridgetroll Trump trollidike! All of them make my nerves bad. I pray that the ditches that they're digging for the most vulnerable, they fall in it and the dirt starts caving in on them. They're all White Supremacist Conservative Evangelical White Nationalist trollidikes.
March 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM