Next up: Trump for pope?
#cantwait #newnormal #madness #bringpopcorn

Coworker installed bear spray traps because I called his keyboard loud. HR meeting tomorrow to discuss 'workplace safety.' My defense: his coupons are louder. #Overreaction #ITvsMarketing #BringPopcorn

Remember when the U.S Presidency WASN'T an absolute clusterfuck and international embarrassment?
Like it was only last year...

#keepthereceipts
#orangeistheneworange
#bringpopcorn