The president can be king unless it hurts my brokerage account
May 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The president can be king unless it hurts my brokerage account
i do not know why high earners care about tax cuts of the size on offer. if you make, say $300k/year, $12k/year is literally an amount you will ignore until you sweep your checking account to brokerage.
July 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i do not know why high earners care about tax cuts of the size on offer. if you make, say $300k/year, $12k/year is literally an amount you will ignore until you sweep your checking account to brokerage.
if you are making $300k per year and you are spending so much that you never sweep your checking account to brokerage you are too fucking stupid to be making that much money.
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if you are making $300k per year and you are spending so much that you never sweep your checking account to brokerage you are too fucking stupid to be making that much money.
Brett Kavanaugh checking his brokerage account and realizing tariffs are unconstitutional.
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Brett Kavanaugh checking his brokerage account and realizing tariffs are unconstitutional.
John roberts take your hand off your dick and check your brokerage account challenge
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 AM
John roberts take your hand off your dick and check your brokerage account challenge
siddhartha looks outside of the palace walls, sees suffering for the first time, then decides to go back inside to check his brokerage account and to order a milkshake on doordash
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
siddhartha looks outside of the palace walls, sees suffering for the first time, then decides to go back inside to check his brokerage account and to order a milkshake on doordash
AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) just filed her annual financial disclosure.
She reported:
Up to $50,000 in savings
Up to $15,000 in checking
Up to $1,000 in a brokerage account
Up to $15,000 in a 401(k)
Up to $50,000 in student loan debt
She reported:
Up to $50,000 in savings
Up to $15,000 in checking
Up to $1,000 in a brokerage account
Up to $15,000 in a 401(k)
Up to $50,000 in student loan debt
August 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) just filed her annual financial disclosure.
She reported:
Up to $50,000 in savings
Up to $15,000 in checking
Up to $1,000 in a brokerage account
Up to $15,000 in a 401(k)
Up to $50,000 in student loan debt
She reported:
Up to $50,000 in savings
Up to $15,000 in checking
Up to $1,000 in a brokerage account
Up to $15,000 in a 401(k)
Up to $50,000 in student loan debt
Debating whether I should drain my brokerage account, move overseas, and become an arms dealer.
What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
September 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Debating whether I should drain my brokerage account, move overseas, and become an arms dealer.
I do not have a brokerage account (e.g. schwab, robinhood, fidelity, etc.) and purchase those bonds through treasurydirect
March 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I do not have a brokerage account (e.g. schwab, robinhood, fidelity, etc.) and purchase those bonds through treasurydirect
I get letting it move money between assets within an account, but letting it move money between different bank and brokerage accounts sounds insane.
September 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I get letting it move money between assets within an account, but letting it move money between different bank and brokerage accounts sounds insane.
10/ This is what it looks like in practice.
The fake online brokerage you’re dealing with will give you a “recharge account” to wire funds to, along with a request to send a screenshot when you’re done wiring the money, which then appears in the fake brokerage.
The fake online brokerage you’re dealing with will give you a “recharge account” to wire funds to, along with a request to send a screenshot when you’re done wiring the money, which then appears in the fake brokerage.
July 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
10/ This is what it looks like in practice.
The fake online brokerage you’re dealing with will give you a “recharge account” to wire funds to, along with a request to send a screenshot when you’re done wiring the money, which then appears in the fake brokerage.
The fake online brokerage you’re dealing with will give you a “recharge account” to wire funds to, along with a request to send a screenshot when you’re done wiring the money, which then appears in the fake brokerage.
child's brokerage account just screams legitimate
June 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
child's brokerage account just screams legitimate
"hey pretty girl want me to tell you about my taxable brokerage account"
August 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"hey pretty girl want me to tell you about my taxable brokerage account"
hate when my brokerage account starts getting all gassy
Tommy Tuberville: "We were probably over-bloated with the stock market here for a while. We went up quite a bit."
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
hate when my brokerage account starts getting all gassy
Tim Cook took Apple from $350 billion to $4 trillion.
I took my brokerage account from $350 to $4.
We are not the same.
I took my brokerage account from $350 to $4.
We are not the same.
April 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Tim Cook took Apple from $350 billion to $4 trillion.
I took my brokerage account from $350 to $4.
We are not the same.
I took my brokerage account from $350 to $4.
We are not the same.
This is Brad Gerstner’s Invest America thing. It got into the House budget bill as the MAGA account, but I believe they also pulled the $1,000 piece of it, so it’s just a simple tax-advantaged brokerage account for rich people.
It’s also a vehicle for privatizing or eliminating Social Security.
It’s also a vehicle for privatizing or eliminating Social Security.
Trump: "We're creating a special Trump account for every newborn child, starting them off w/ $1k to be invested over the course of their life. A little baby is born, they're gonna start off with $1k...they have a chance to be very rich. It's gonna be very cute. We're gonna follow it very closely"
May 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is Brad Gerstner’s Invest America thing. It got into the House budget bill as the MAGA account, but I believe they also pulled the $1,000 piece of it, so it’s just a simple tax-advantaged brokerage account for rich people.
It’s also a vehicle for privatizing or eliminating Social Security.
It’s also a vehicle for privatizing or eliminating Social Security.
Elon about to run off with everyone's 401k in the most obvious pump and dump of all time like a heel cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase.
June 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Elon about to run off with everyone's 401k in the most obvious pump and dump of all time like a heel cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase.
holy shit, the whale account wasn't just making shit up
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June 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
holy shit, the whale account wasn't just making shit up
dallasexpress.com/business-mar...
www.barrons.com/articles/buy...
dallasexpress.com/business-mar...
www.barrons.com/articles/buy...
And then there's this: the stock is held in his toddler child's brokerage account, because he wants to generate generational wealth for his family off of torturing brown people.
It's so fcking sick.
It's so fcking sick.
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
And then there's this: the stock is held in his toddler child's brokerage account, because he wants to generate generational wealth for his family off of torturing brown people.
It's so fcking sick.
It's so fcking sick.
he literally doesn't know the difference between a free checking account you can open when you're 16 and his fucking bespoke brokerage account, it's wild. truly not like us
March 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
he literally doesn't know the difference between a free checking account you can open when you're 16 and his fucking bespoke brokerage account, it's wild. truly not like us
weird how they got all that bank and brokerage account info. wonder if it's related to doge stealing data from every government agency they could get their hands on
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
weird how they got all that bank and brokerage account info. wonder if it's related to doge stealing data from every government agency they could get their hands on
I just checked the brokerage account, lost 15% so far.
April 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I just checked the brokerage account, lost 15% so far.
I have something better than children: a Vanguard brokerage account
August 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I have something better than children: a Vanguard brokerage account