After Tuesday's bruising defeat for Republicans, House Speaker Mike Johnson will not stay on as minority leader come January. n.pr/4Ay5LKb
Mike Johnson will step aside as top House Republican next Congress
After Tuesday's bruising defeat for Republicans, House Speaker Mike Johnson will not stay on as minority leader come January.
n.pr
November 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
After Tuesday's bruising defeat for Republicans, House Speaker Mike Johnson will not stay on as minority leader come January. n.pr/4Ay5LKb
bruising my skull was worth it
I'm gonna have to mute "poll" because every time I glimpse one, I knock on wood aka on my own skull and I am gonna end up bruised
November 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
bruising my skull was worth it
Shout out to Jasmine Crockett... who had a bruising primary and didn't love James Talarico and clearly thinks she too could have won this wave ass election... YET DIDN'T ACT LIKE TRIFLIN' ASSHOLE HALELY STEVENS and thus retains her dignity throughout.
November 4, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Shout out to Jasmine Crockett... who had a bruising primary and didn't love James Talarico and clearly thinks she too could have won this wave ass election... YET DIDN'T ACT LIKE TRIFLIN' ASSHOLE HALELY STEVENS and thus retains her dignity throughout.
Pete Hegseth facing GOP ‘campaign’ to blame him for bruising midterm blowout: CNN #RawStory
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Pete Hegseth facing GOP ‘campaign’ to blame him for bruising midterm blowout: CNN
twp.ai
November 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Pete Hegseth facing GOP ‘campaign’ to blame him for bruising midterm blowout: CNN #RawStory
Losing Latinos and younger voters: Data reveals Trump's bruising midterms
Losing Latinos and younger voters: Data reveals Trump's bruising midterms
What cost the Republicans in the midterms?
news.sky.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Losing Latinos and younger voters: Data reveals Trump's bruising midterms
comparing pics, eye bruising is a little less purple than yesterday. still no bowel movement but been farting like crazy & gonna take laxative today
November 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
comparing pics, eye bruising is a little less purple than yesterday. still no bowel movement but been farting like crazy & gonna take laxative today
El-Sayed leads Rogers in early results in Michigan's bruising Senate race
El-Sayed leads Rogers in early results in Michigan's bruising Senate race
Polls have closed in Michigan, where Democrat Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers are battling for the state's open U.S. Senate seat.
www.detroitnews.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
El-Sayed leads Rogers in early results in Michigan's bruising Senate race
Abdul El-Sayed wins in Michigan. Huge,drama-filled victory www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Abdul El-Sayed wins in Michigan
The progressive physician cruised to victory after a bruising campaign riddled with Islamophobic attacks.
www.motherjones.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Abdul El-Sayed wins in Michigan. Huge,drama-filled victory www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Analysis: Democrats surge in bruising night for Republicans
Analysis: Democrats surge in bruising night for Republicans
"It was a referendum on the Republican Party and on Donald Trump. And really, it couldn't have gone much worse."
news.sky.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Analysis: Democrats surge in bruising night for Republicans
Abdul El-Sayed Wins in Michigan The progressive physician cruised to victory after a bruising campaign riddled with Islamophobic attacks. ...
Abdul El-Sayed wins in Michigan
The progressive physician cruised to victory after a bruising campaign riddled with Islamophobic attacks.
www.motherjones.com
November 4, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Abdul El-Sayed Wins in Michigan The progressive physician cruised to victory after a bruising campaign riddled with Islamophobic attacks. ...
Trump said Congress would need a metal detector if Abdul El-Sayed won. It'll be going off constantly: his win in Michigan was metal as hell.
Abdul El-Sayed wins in Michigan
The progressive physician cruised to victory after a bruising campaign riddled with Islamophobic attacks.
www.motherjones.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Trump said Congress would need a metal detector if Abdul El-Sayed won. It'll be going off constantly: his win in Michigan was metal as hell.
Those weren’t paraphrases.
November 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Those weren’t paraphrases.
WARNINGS Bruising | Scratches
And here's a Whumpier version cause I think he would ask. Also I can't help myself
And here's a Whumpier version cause I think he would ask. Also I can't help myself
November 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
WARNINGS Bruising | Scratches
And here's a Whumpier version cause I think he would ask. Also I can't help myself
And here's a Whumpier version cause I think he would ask. Also I can't help myself
Wall Street strategists are warning that the return of divided government could disrupt the bond market next year by setting the stage for a bruising fight over the debt ceiling
Wall Street Girding for US Debt Ceiling Showdown in 2027
Wall Street strategists are warning that the return of divided government could disrupt the bond market next year by setting the stage for a bruising fight over the debt ceiling.
bloom.bg
November 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Wall Street strategists are warning that the return of divided government could disrupt the bond market next year by setting the stage for a bruising fight over the debt ceiling
After months of campaigning, a bruising primary and a last-minute endorsement flip, Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeated Republican Mike Rogers.
What to know about Abdul El-Sayed's wife and family
After months of campaigning, a bruising primary and a last-minute endorsement flip, Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeated Republican Mike Rogers.
bit.ly
November 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
After months of campaigning, a bruising primary and a last-minute endorsement flip, Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeated Republican Mike Rogers.
Also: Rubio vs. Vance in a bruising incumbent primary? Be still my heart.
November 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Also: Rubio vs. Vance in a bruising incumbent primary? Be still my heart.
November 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
random bruising is neat
November 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
random bruising is neat
who up bruising they boner
November 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
who up bruising they boner
Are Jeffries and Schumer my first picks to lead the party in 2027? No.
Do I think there's any prayer of removing them after they presided over the biggest Democratic sweep in multiple generations? Also no.
Do I think there's any upside to having a bruising leadership fight anyway? Lol no.
Do I think there's any prayer of removing them after they presided over the biggest Democratic sweep in multiple generations? Also no.
Do I think there's any upside to having a bruising leadership fight anyway? Lol no.
November 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Are Jeffries and Schumer my first picks to lead the party in 2027? No.
Do I think there's any prayer of removing them after they presided over the biggest Democratic sweep in multiple generations? Also no.
Do I think there's any upside to having a bruising leadership fight anyway? Lol no.
Do I think there's any prayer of removing them after they presided over the biggest Democratic sweep in multiple generations? Also no.
Do I think there's any upside to having a bruising leadership fight anyway? Lol no.
Spent an afternoon biting, bruising, paddling, flogging and generally mauling a cute twink
One day later check-in: "I feel like I was in a car crash"
I love to hear it 😌
One day later check-in: "I feel like I was in a car crash"
I love to hear it 😌
November 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Spent an afternoon biting, bruising, paddling, flogging and generally mauling a cute twink
One day later check-in: "I feel like I was in a car crash"
I love to hear it 😌
One day later check-in: "I feel like I was in a car crash"
I love to hear it 😌
I’ve just spent a whole day crafting 500 words of academic writing, supported by footnotes. Anyone wants to call that ‘content’ they are cruising for a bruising.
November 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’ve just spent a whole day crafting 500 words of academic writing, supported by footnotes. Anyone wants to call that ‘content’ they are cruising for a bruising.
yeah. also not the greatest time to burn energy and headlines on a bruising leadership battle.
but a good time to leverage a quiet promise from schumer to step aside for aoc in 28.
but a good time to leverage a quiet promise from schumer to step aside for aoc in 28.
November 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
yeah. also not the greatest time to burn energy and headlines on a bruising leadership battle.
but a good time to leverage a quiet promise from schumer to step aside for aoc in 28.
but a good time to leverage a quiet promise from schumer to step aside for aoc in 28.
Just in: Texas Turns Blue. NYT
Talarico Wins Texas Senate Race, Ending a Three-Decade Drought for Democrats
James Talarico, a state lawmaker, beat Ken Paxton, the Republican attorney general, after a bruising and costly campaign.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Just in: Texas Turns Blue. NYT
Hardline Senate Republicans are trying to throw a wrench into their party's plans after a bruising night at the polls.
GOP's ‘unacceptable’ step after election loss sparks uproar from MAGA senators: report
Hardline Senate Republicans are trying to throw a wrench into their party's plans after a bruising night at the polls.Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is collecting signatures for a letter urging GOP leaders to call a conference meeting before Senate Republicans hold their closed-door leadership election, wh...
bit.ly
November 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Hardline Senate Republicans are trying to throw a wrench into their party's plans after a bruising night at the polls.