#builtdiffrent
My record with Santa remains spotless #builtdiffrent
March 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Making pancakes #builtdiffrent
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Stepping on legos on purpose #builtdiffrent
March 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Cracking out of my shell with my egg tooth would be easy mode if I were a baby chick #builtdiffrent
April 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I hope my enemy does let the doorknob hit him #builtdiffrent
April 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I would never get woken up by a pea under my mattress #builtdiffrent
May 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Favs will be witheld until the followback accurs #builtdiffrent #petty
April 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
My late night posts look even better in the light of day #builtdiffrent
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I like to comment on an ongoing investigation but maybe I’m just #builtdiffrent
March 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM