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“you eat that a lot” - my sister, on my bún chay lunch habit <3
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October 30, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Haw, big yin, how’d ye ken yer up tae yer knees in onythin? ye havnae seen yer fuckin knees in decades…Yer patter’s gantin an yer king thinks yez are a bunchay pure boufin bawbags…work it right roon ye.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Haw, big yin, how’d ye ken yer up tae yer knees in onythin? ye havnae seen yer fuckin knees in decades…Yer patter’s gantin an yer king thinks yez are a bunchay pure boufin bawbags…work it right roon ye.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.