SENATOR @MarshaBlackburn: “We need the National guard in MEMPHIS because boxcar/train burglaries are up 5000%.”
MEMPHIS POLICE: “Those crimes are actually down.”
🤷🏼♀️ 🚂 (h/t @NoApologies901)
MEMPHIS POLICE: “Those crimes are actually down.”
🤷🏼♀️ 🚂 (h/t @NoApologies901)
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
SENATOR @MarshaBlackburn: “We need the National guard in MEMPHIS because boxcar/train burglaries are up 5000%.”
MEMPHIS POLICE: “Those crimes are actually down.”
🤷🏼♀️ 🚂 (h/t @NoApologies901)
MEMPHIS POLICE: “Those crimes are actually down.”
🤷🏼♀️ 🚂 (h/t @NoApologies901)
Cat burglaries no doubt.
October 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Cat burglaries no doubt.
Found out today that my neighbour is rather concerned about a prowler and a recent spate of burglaries, according to his diary.
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Found out today that my neighbour is rather concerned about a prowler and a recent spate of burglaries, according to his diary.
Moving Saga, Day 23: There was a string of burglaries last night that thankfully skipped our house. This is why I have security cameras.
September 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Moving Saga, Day 23: There was a string of burglaries last night that thankfully skipped our house. This is why I have security cameras.
-- rec center membership up 13% (total membership highest in 15 years)
-- young adult attendance at rec centers up 50%
-- murder rate is down 20%
-- burglaries down 9%, robberies down 9%, auto thefts down 7%
-- young adult attendance at rec centers up 50%
-- murder rate is down 20%
-- burglaries down 9%, robberies down 9%, auto thefts down 7%
September 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
-- rec center membership up 13% (total membership highest in 15 years)
-- young adult attendance at rec centers up 50%
-- murder rate is down 20%
-- burglaries down 9%, robberies down 9%, auto thefts down 7%
-- young adult attendance at rec centers up 50%
-- murder rate is down 20%
-- burglaries down 9%, robberies down 9%, auto thefts down 7%
cops are just a legal gang pt 1,543
August 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
cops are just a legal gang pt 1,543
“hello, i’d like to report multiple meme burglaries”
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
“hello, i’d like to report multiple meme burglaries”
BREAKING: Crime reports are out for Q1 2026 New York City with historic results
NYC under Mayor Mamdani records the fewest shootings and murders IN HISTORY
• Major Crime: ⬇️ 5.3%
• Robbery: ⬇️ 8%
• Burglaries: ⬇️ 20.6%
• Murders: ⬇️ 28%
His approval rating has gone from +38 to +48. This Is Leadership.
NYC under Mayor Mamdani records the fewest shootings and murders IN HISTORY
• Major Crime: ⬇️ 5.3%
• Robbery: ⬇️ 8%
• Burglaries: ⬇️ 20.6%
• Murders: ⬇️ 28%
His approval rating has gone from +38 to +48. This Is Leadership.
April 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
BREAKING: Crime reports are out for Q1 2026 New York City with historic results
NYC under Mayor Mamdani records the fewest shootings and murders IN HISTORY
• Major Crime: ⬇️ 5.3%
• Robbery: ⬇️ 8%
• Burglaries: ⬇️ 20.6%
• Murders: ⬇️ 28%
His approval rating has gone from +38 to +48. This Is Leadership.
NYC under Mayor Mamdani records the fewest shootings and murders IN HISTORY
• Major Crime: ⬇️ 5.3%
• Robbery: ⬇️ 8%
• Burglaries: ⬇️ 20.6%
• Murders: ⬇️ 28%
His approval rating has gone from +38 to +48. This Is Leadership.
A Russian soldier told how he was captured by Ukrainian Defenders for a second time - this time by the 61st Separate Mechanized Steppe Brigade.
Mikhail Fomin from Ulan-Ude, Buryatia, call sign "Kipish," was involved in car theft, burglaries, and drug dealing before joining the Russian army.
Mikhail Fomin from Ulan-Ude, Buryatia, call sign "Kipish," was involved in car theft, burglaries, and drug dealing before joining the Russian army.
October 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
A Russian soldier told how he was captured by Ukrainian Defenders for a second time - this time by the 61st Separate Mechanized Steppe Brigade.
Mikhail Fomin from Ulan-Ude, Buryatia, call sign "Kipish," was involved in car theft, burglaries, and drug dealing before joining the Russian army.
Mikhail Fomin from Ulan-Ude, Buryatia, call sign "Kipish," was involved in car theft, burglaries, and drug dealing before joining the Russian army.
todays democrats would say we need to pivot from "small time burglaries" to "kitchen table issues"
Those who genuinely consider the Epstein list a "distraction" might want to recall that the Watergate was initially dismissed as an inconsequential local news story.
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
todays democrats would say we need to pivot from "small time burglaries" to "kitchen table issues"
New Orleans has had the fewest murders this year since 1970. Carjackings are down 80% relative to 2022, vehicle burglaries are down 70%, shootings are down 63%. This is a wholly unnecessary stunt that will hurt local businesses.
#BREAKING
Governor Jeff Landry submits request to send in 1,000 Louisiana National Guard troops to cities like New Orleans.
The governor cites a rise in crime despite New Orleans reporting a massive declines in crime since 2023.
Governor Jeff Landry submits request to send in 1,000 Louisiana National Guard troops to cities like New Orleans.
The governor cites a rise in crime despite New Orleans reporting a massive declines in crime since 2023.
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
New Orleans has had the fewest murders this year since 1970. Carjackings are down 80% relative to 2022, vehicle burglaries are down 70%, shootings are down 63%. This is a wholly unnecessary stunt that will hurt local businesses.
Seven Chilean men face federal charges related to a string of burglaries at the homes of six high-profile athletes. NFL quarterbacks Pat Mahomes and Joe Burrows were among the targets.
Seven Chilean men are charged with stealing millions from high-profile athletes' homes
Seven Chilean men face federal charges related to a string of burglaries at the homes of six high-profile athletes. NFL quarterbacks Pat Mahomes and Joe Burrows were among the targets.
www.npr.org
February 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Seven Chilean men face federal charges related to a string of burglaries at the homes of six high-profile athletes. NFL quarterbacks Pat Mahomes and Joe Burrows were among the targets.
New York City just had its safest first 6 months of a year in recorded history.
Murders plunged 25%, and burglaries declined 16%.
Murders plunged 25%, and burglaries declined 16%.
July 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
New York City just had its safest first 6 months of a year in recorded history.
Murders plunged 25%, and burglaries declined 16%.
Murders plunged 25%, and burglaries declined 16%.
Vaccines and autism are a weird thing to focus on when they could have elon getting Neptune closer to Earth to prevent burglaries in Kansas...
It's like they don't even care.
It's like they don't even care.
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Vaccines and autism are a weird thing to focus on when they could have elon getting Neptune closer to Earth to prevent burglaries in Kansas...
It's like they don't even care.
It's like they don't even care.
with this one easy trick you can stop burglaries!
(please note this may only work with the exact scenario and people shown below)
(please note this may only work with the exact scenario and people shown below)
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
with this one easy trick you can stop burglaries!
(please note this may only work with the exact scenario and people shown below)
(please note this may only work with the exact scenario and people shown below)
A laundry-stealing cat with expensive taste has puzzled and delighted a neighborhood in Auckland, New Zealand, by committing an unstoppable wave of burglaries from clotheslines and even bedrooms.
A cat named Leonardo da Pinchy doesn’t want your affection. He wants to steal your underwear
A laundry-stealing cat with expensive taste has puzzled and delighted a neighborhood in Auckland, New Zealand, by committing an unstoppable wave of burglaries from clotheslines and even bedrooms.
bit.ly
July 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A laundry-stealing cat with expensive taste has puzzled and delighted a neighborhood in Auckland, New Zealand, by committing an unstoppable wave of burglaries from clotheslines and even bedrooms.
Apparently burglaries are antisemitic now! 🤣
July 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Apparently burglaries are antisemitic now! 🤣
If someone who does burglaries is a burglar, why is someone who does surglaries a surgeon and not a surglar
September 5, 2023 at 3:22 AM
If someone who does burglaries is a burglar, why is someone who does surglaries a surgeon and not a surglar
You should look up "civil forfeiture." Cops take more money than all the burglaries combined.
March 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You should look up "civil forfeiture." Cops take more money than all the burglaries combined.
Federal investigators are warning professional athletes across multiple sports following a rise in sophisticated home burglaries thought to be emanating from international criminals
Professional athletes’ homes are still getting broken into. Here’s how the FBI says the thieves operate | CNN
Federal investigators are now warning professional athletes across multiple sports following a rise in sophisticated home burglaries thought to be emanating from international criminals.
www.cnn.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Federal investigators are warning professional athletes across multiple sports following a rise in sophisticated home burglaries thought to be emanating from international criminals
While Trump is claiming tonight that crime in Washington D.C. is "totally out of control" as he effectively seizes the city, Washington's crime rates, including violent crime, thefts and burglaries, has been falling significantly.
August 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
While Trump is claiming tonight that crime in Washington D.C. is "totally out of control" as he effectively seizes the city, Washington's crime rates, including violent crime, thefts and burglaries, has been falling significantly.
Seven men have been charged in connection with a nationwide spree of burglaries that victimized high-profile athletes, including Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes, federal officials say.
7 Chileans charged in connection with Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes burglaries
A federal indictment against the seven was unsealed Tuesday. It alleges they're part of a spree of burglaries of star athletes' homes by criminals from South America.
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Seven men have been charged in connection with a nationwide spree of burglaries that victimized high-profile athletes, including Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes, federal officials say.
High-profile burglaries of pro athletes are seen as part of a wider pattern of criminals traveling from South America to target affluent homes in the U.S.
Burglary of Joe Burrow's home is linked to a pattern of 'crime tourism,' FBI says
High-profile burglaries of pro athletes are seen as part of a wider pattern of criminals traveling from South America to target affluent homes in the U.S.
www.npr.org
February 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
High-profile burglaries of pro athletes are seen as part of a wider pattern of criminals traveling from South America to target affluent homes in the U.S.
My burglar alarm is constantly disappointed that burglaries are down.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My burglar alarm is constantly disappointed that burglaries are down.