#burnhamsupernova
Hallo. I'm Andy Burnham.

I'm in yer bins again.

#BurnhamSuperNova
August 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If we don't have any water there's nothing for the small boats to sail on. Didn't think of that did you? #BurnhamSuperNova #FBPE
August 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Melt.

Just like the country's doing under Burnham's heat wave, am I right?

Also melt.

#BurnhamSuperNova
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has revealed his go-to Greggs order is the Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melt
August 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Told work I'm taking a 'parliamentary recess' from 16th Jul to 1st Sept in tribute to my hero Andy Burnham and now I've been sacked? It's one rule for MPs on 90k a year and one rule for the likes of me. Disgusting.

#BurnhamSuperNova
August 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
How to get a Michelin star in the US of Goddamn A.

#fooddiscourse #yeahIwentthere #burnhamsupernova
Yep! Tonight I use Taco Bell seasoning for the first time, instead of an Old El Paso kit, and a new tortilla shaped like an inverted cone! Finger's crossed.
September 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Very. Same for luxuries like bog roll, washing powder, shower gel etc etc. Burnham's Britain. #BurnhamSuperNova
August 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM