Oh neat. Burritodog has the shits. Merry Christmas to me
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh neat. Burritodog has the shits. Merry Christmas to me
Did you know that yak cheese may cause diarrhea in some dogs.
Today I found out burritodog is one of those dogs.
Shit.
Today I found out burritodog is one of those dogs.
Shit.
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Did you know that yak cheese may cause diarrhea in some dogs.
Today I found out burritodog is one of those dogs.
Shit.
Today I found out burritodog is one of those dogs.
Shit.
Burritodog is like if FOMO was a dog. She's something else
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Burritodog is like if FOMO was a dog. She's something else
Psh that's nothing burritodog just shid all over the bathroom Jackson pollack style.
😭
😭
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Psh that's nothing burritodog just shid all over the bathroom Jackson pollack style.
😭
😭
So not only will this be a day of stupid work stuff...but now I have to listen for any hint of burritodog wanting to go outside.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So not only will this be a day of stupid work stuff...but now I have to listen for any hint of burritodog wanting to go outside.
Me just now realizing I've never made a burritodog burrito
I now have a mission for my vacation
I now have a mission for my vacation
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me just now realizing I've never made a burritodog burrito
I now have a mission for my vacation
I now have a mission for my vacation
I wonder how fat burritodog would be if we allowed her to eat as much as she wanted.
Literally fed her dinner...now she's eyeballing my pizza.
Silly doggo
Literally fed her dinner...now she's eyeballing my pizza.
Silly doggo
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I wonder how fat burritodog would be if we allowed her to eat as much as she wanted.
Literally fed her dinner...now she's eyeballing my pizza.
Silly doggo
Literally fed her dinner...now she's eyeballing my pizza.
Silly doggo
She’s old and feeling her age these days so of course she gets a #sweater AND my new #snuggie. #burritodog #dachsund
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
She’s old and feeling her age these days so of course she gets a #sweater AND my new #snuggie. #burritodog #dachsund
Burritodog being cute courtesy of Erin.
You should give her a tip and have her make you an edit/pic
You should give her a tip and have her make you an edit/pic
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Burritodog being cute courtesy of Erin.
You should give her a tip and have her make you an edit/pic
You should give her a tip and have her make you an edit/pic
🔸name: burrito
🔸height: 2 inches flaccid 15 inches hard
🔸sun sign: the sun
🔸nicknames: burrito, that asshole
🔸siblings: no thanks
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: watermelon and oranges
🔸fav season: wabbit
🔸pets: burritodog
🔸fav color: black
🔸live: My Chemical Romance live is the best.
🔸height: 2 inches flaccid 15 inches hard
🔸sun sign: the sun
🔸nicknames: burrito, that asshole
🔸siblings: no thanks
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: watermelon and oranges
🔸fav season: wabbit
🔸pets: burritodog
🔸fav color: black
🔸live: My Chemical Romance live is the best.
🔸name: claudia
🔸height: 167cm
🔸sun sign: leo
🔸nicknames: clau
🔸siblings: 2 sisters, 1 brother
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: 👀
🔸fav season: spring
🔸pets: floyd
🔸fav color: orange
🔸live: sydney
🔸height: 167cm
🔸sun sign: leo
🔸nicknames: clau
🔸siblings: 2 sisters, 1 brother
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: 👀
🔸fav season: spring
🔸pets: floyd
🔸fav color: orange
🔸live: sydney
★ name: ali
𖤐 height: 6 ft
☆ sun sign: ☀️🪧
✮ nicknames: aj, dj, drojo
✰ siblings: 2 sisters
★ relationship: narp
𖤐 crushing on: 🫵
✮ fav season: autumn
★ pets: not now. last
one was a tarantula
☆ fav color: cyan
𖤐 live: portland
𖤐 height: 6 ft
☆ sun sign: ☀️🪧
✮ nicknames: aj, dj, drojo
✰ siblings: 2 sisters
★ relationship: narp
𖤐 crushing on: 🫵
✮ fav season: autumn
★ pets: not now. last
one was a tarantula
☆ fav color: cyan
𖤐 live: portland
September 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
🔸name: burrito
🔸height: 2 inches flaccid 15 inches hard
🔸sun sign: the sun
🔸nicknames: burrito, that asshole
🔸siblings: no thanks
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: watermelon and oranges
🔸fav season: wabbit
🔸pets: burritodog
🔸fav color: black
🔸live: My Chemical Romance live is the best.
🔸height: 2 inches flaccid 15 inches hard
🔸sun sign: the sun
🔸nicknames: burrito, that asshole
🔸siblings: no thanks
🔸relationship: married
🔸crushing on: watermelon and oranges
🔸fav season: wabbit
🔸pets: burritodog
🔸fav color: black
🔸live: My Chemical Romance live is the best.
*sneezes loudly*
*Burritodog wakes up, sighs loudly and faces the other direction*
Oh don't give me that...like you don't sneeze you little freeloader.
*Burritodog wakes up, sighs loudly and faces the other direction*
Oh don't give me that...like you don't sneeze you little freeloader.
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
*sneezes loudly*
*Burritodog wakes up, sighs loudly and faces the other direction*
Oh don't give me that...like you don't sneeze you little freeloader.
*Burritodog wakes up, sighs loudly and faces the other direction*
Oh don't give me that...like you don't sneeze you little freeloader.
I am the loudest sneezer in the house. Burritodog just gives me the big eared head tilt when I do it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am the loudest sneezer in the house. Burritodog just gives me the big eared head tilt when I do it.
Appear to be burritodog 🧐
March 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Appear to be burritodog 🧐
I wish I had a dog like that....burritodog likes to whine at the door...be let outside and stare at you through the door and bark until you let her in.
Never once making it more than 12 inches from the door
Never once making it more than 12 inches from the door
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I wish I had a dog like that....burritodog likes to whine at the door...be let outside and stare at you through the door and bark until you let her in.
Never once making it more than 12 inches from the door
Never once making it more than 12 inches from the door
*looking at burritodog*
I mean...if you want to...she was rolling around in her own poop earlier
I mean...if you want to...she was rolling around in her own poop earlier
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
*looking at burritodog*
I mean...if you want to...she was rolling around in her own poop earlier
I mean...if you want to...she was rolling around in her own poop earlier
Me too...thanks to burritodog who has decided that 4am is the perfect time to bark for breakfast.
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Me too...thanks to burritodog who has decided that 4am is the perfect time to bark for breakfast.
Call me weird...I'd play vidya games but burritodog barfed in our living room and i think it's time to play with my Legos in my room
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Call me weird...I'd play vidya games but burritodog barfed in our living room and i think it's time to play with my Legos in my room
Burritodog is terrified of our vacuum....also burritopartner's winter coat because it has faux fur at the top
September 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Burritodog is terrified of our vacuum....also burritopartner's winter coat because it has faux fur at the top
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
we both were 🤣 it was cute.
do your stretches with burritodog!
do your stretches with burritodog!
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
we both were 🤣 it was cute.
do your stretches with burritodog!
do your stretches with burritodog!