i’m a slut for breakfast burritos
November 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i’m a slut for breakfast burritos
imagine being a cat. there's a giant who sings you songs and brings you burritos every day. sometimes they give you a massage.
November 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
imagine being a cat. there's a giant who sings you songs and brings you burritos every day. sometimes they give you a massage.
this isn't an advice thread I'm making fun of frozen burritos
November 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
this isn't an advice thread I'm making fun of frozen burritos
I contain multitudes. Multitudes of burritos.
October 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I contain multitudes. Multitudes of burritos.
im sorry but tacos dont hold a candle to burritos
November 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
im sorry but tacos dont hold a candle to burritos
WOOO BREAKFAST BURRITOS FOR DINNER
November 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
WOOO BREAKFAST BURRITOS FOR DINNER
Who wants one of my yummy burritos? 🥰
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Who wants one of my yummy burritos? 🥰
Saquen, saquen sus burritos sabaneros
November 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Saquen, saquen sus burritos sabaneros
I made some burritos because I'm fat lol
October 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I made some burritos because I'm fat lol
We had dinner at Lito's Burritos and the Ofrenda for those killed by ICE was moving, just heartbreaking and infuriating.
October 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We had dinner at Lito's Burritos and the Ofrenda for those killed by ICE was moving, just heartbreaking and infuriating.
Making homemade burritos,,,
November 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Making homemade burritos,,,
Describe your account in four words
Burritos, buttholes and nonsense.
Burritos, buttholes and nonsense.
Describe your account in four words
Yer bored, aren’t ya?
Yer bored, aren’t ya?
describe your account in four words
“𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂”
“𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂”
November 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Describe your account in four words
Burritos, buttholes and nonsense.
Burritos, buttholes and nonsense.
Extra small and extra large burritos
October 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Extra small and extra large burritos
Breakfast burritos are for dogs!
November 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Breakfast burritos are for dogs!
why doe these burritos look like this
November 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
why doe these burritos look like this
People put olives on burritos??
October 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
People put olives on burritos??
Something I learned from BFC this year. You only get sick of burritos if they aren't very good burritos 🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 31, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Something I learned from BFC this year. You only get sick of burritos if they aren't very good burritos 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Yeag lemme know, we can grab burritos and wander the park
November 3, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Yeag lemme know, we can grab burritos and wander the park
Show some love to your local poll worker today. Preferably in the form of burritos. And for jah's sake, go vote!!!
November 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Show some love to your local poll worker today. Preferably in the form of burritos. And for jah's sake, go vote!!!
It’s a frequent occurrence that people will genuinely get upset with us because we can’t roll their monster burritos without making a mess
November 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It’s a frequent occurrence that people will genuinely get upset with us because we can’t roll their monster burritos without making a mess
the dorito factory floor sweepings burritos are pretty decent
October 31, 2026 at 7:04 AM
the dorito factory floor sweepings burritos are pretty decent
Which made us late for our scheduled tour (?) and missed our dinner reservation (?) so we only had 10 minutes to run through the museum and eat cold burritos before telling us "not to steal anything from the gift shop" (?)
November 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Which made us late for our scheduled tour (?) and missed our dinner reservation (?) so we only had 10 minutes to run through the museum and eat cold burritos before telling us "not to steal anything from the gift shop" (?)
buy 2 burritos and put one in the fridge for later
does anybody have any tips
October 29, 2026 at 6:12 AM
buy 2 burritos and put one in the fridge for later